Marathon-watching Twin Peaks fans do not refer to their endeavor as a Blue Rose Bowl.

The phrase 'put a lid on it' does not stem from the mass appeal of the homilies of legendary bishop Saint Lide.

A jester that sneaked out of the city in 1347 became known as the ham burgher of Calais.

Putting a pluma in one's galerum may yield macaroniae.

Being footloose in Europe generally gets you 0.3048 meters.

Boxing Day is to Unboxing Day as wrapping gifts is not to unwrapping gifts.

Santa Claus does not participate in a 'points on the package' delivery service.

The decibel level of 'Silent Night' being sung the first time in 1818 went unrecorded.

It does not take three feathers to tickle the Prince of Wales' fancy.

Ancient Belgians never thought too many prayers were coming out the Wazo of Liège.

Sea anemone never see anemone.

In procurement, certified Women-owned business enterprises are not known as WOMBs.

Spirits are raised when going from the Hun Mountains down into the Po Valley.

Regardless, it is best not to moon the state school for the blind's bus.

Brown Heatly is not the site of the first all-mouse cast of Nutcracker this Christmas.

The Oxford comma has nothing on the Johanneum comma.

503 Problem accessing service. Trivia unavailable.

Tai O is a fishing town by day and is not known for its banana boats.

Alban D'Indica, 3rd Baron D'Indica, was a Cause célèbre, known as the 'Mock Strawberry', that failed an attempt to own Walpole’s Strawberry Hill House.

The Xhosa language does not offer a translation of the phrase 'click it or ticket'.

An accordion seldom accentuates aarcadian accompaniment.

POWs were not released following the cupcake wars.

The flawed mirror of the Hubble Space Telescope did not cause an astroblemish.

Dyslexic monks did not transcribe the Anglo-Saxon Chronicle as a long, rich, clone of the Battle of Naxos.

Radio Flyer never flagged anyone down in Wales with Y Wagon Coch.

VH1 has never aired 'The Offering of the Six Devas'

The polkadoxologists belief is that after the death of the physical body that some part of an individual's identity becomes a polka dot.

Phocion was a good, but not perfect, meteorologist.

The bonce doth not bounce, in rural England at least.

Hanging around with chicharons and cornichons have never gotten anyone down.

Ancient Greek talent shows were mined for precious metals.

Johnny Appleseed did not succumb to amygdalin.

Fighting nepotism in the workplace can be a son of bitch.

Pamplemousse mousse is not referred to as 'chantilly glace'.

Long distance callers to Anahuac, Texas, never ask about Chevrolet's dual-quad big block V8 engine.

No one hears a peep from the rutabagas in the keep of Saint Veep.

Saint Cybi's burial site at Eglwys y Bedd is not considered the first cubicle.

Purveyours of the Monad have not all gone home.

Some Po bouys dot the river near Torino, Piacenza and Ferrara, Italy.

Hong Kong does have a persistent uniform resource locator of the Orient.

November is not the time when Panama celebrates drinking Gros Verdot whilst wearing an Ecuadorian hat.

Lithotomists are no the only group to celebrate stirrup Sunday.

Websites boasting IUDs smaller than wrapped hard candy may think a sucker is born every minute.

Holy shit is not a common reliquary item.

3M is not a proponent of cellophane tartanry.

Keystone Cops were never referred to as flails by crooks.

The Roman senate was not the inspiration for today's Circus honorum.

Hooke's law never sprung rhythm.

The Ort Cloud does not consist of the vapours left from scraps of food left after a meal.

The Bariatric Julian Date is the Julian Date corrected for differences in the Earth's population's obesity in respect to the weight of the Solar System.

One may surmise that the more sobersides your şerbetçi, the less sweeter the syrup.

The pussycat and the nightingale never met, yet both were mutual acquaintances of the owl.

Seven Dials is the most spoony of the forked road intersections.

The end-of-year pagan holiday of Switzerland's Mumpf municipality is not referred to as Mumpsimus.

What the Candy Man can do greatly depends on what the Candy Woman says.

The 'Vestiarium Scroticum' does not dictate what one wears under a kilt.

Servít není vulgaires machins, údajně.

Vulpinic acid is not distilled from digitalis.

Bentley High School seniors no longer insist freshman wear bentley grange helmets.

No Ohio mayors of paper townships were considered paper tigers.

The 'Codex Justinianus' was one of the earliest adopters of early adopting.

Farmers refer to a year without winter squash and pumpkin to be ‘pepo dismal’.

A librocubicularistamercenaria is a person who reads in a bed of clams.

The National Archives did not release anything about John Kennedy’s toole.

It would be bonkers if conkers was still actively played in Yonkers, New York.

Crosby Garrett was not the first elf on a shelf.

‘Blueberry Hill’ amounted to more than a hill of beans.

McRib sandwich fanatics are not known for wearing the Ribchaser Helmet.

Polydactylys enjoy crossing all fingers.

Citizens - and foodstuffs grown in - Lorgues prefer not to be seen as Lorgnettes.

Joseph Harding never got ahead of the Green Bay Packers.

The New York Thing was not cast on ‘The New Addams Family’.

Docking and declawing is not necessary if your imagination is having puppies.

The great plains also end at the hundredth meridian.

Noah’s ark never contained a cubit of cucurbit.

The Tennessee Plan does not result in it taking three years, five months, and two days to appoint and elect appellate court judges in that state.

The patron appliance of Norway is not the ceiling fan.

The blue aardvark was never referred to as ‘Lanark’.

Cake walks don’t help you shed as many pounds as you think.

Jay-Z has never had artificial intelligence open for him, according to Webster’s.

Even those alive in 1896 knew the previous year would not exist forever.

Wolfram is the opposite of wolfrom, which is not a type of non-volatile lycanthropy.

Yggdrasil and Yadarbrezhoneg are not the Norse equivalent of the old married couple.

The three flavors of Gabonese ice milk are not berry, banana, and mint.

Lucius Tarquinius Megabus was not a previously unknown eighth king of Rome.

Virginia moose are not known for their hurried exits from areas.

Lunar phases do not readily cause fevers.

Cannabis was never said to prompt one’s final danse macabre.

No one ever called the young ladies in the brothel of Avignon ‘square’ to their faces.

Those always accepting the lower value in an over-under at the sportsbook prefer to not be called the undertaker.

Gubbins of gibons are gladly gathered in Gabon.

In Ancient Rome, the coatimundus Cereris was a pit thought to contain an entrance into the underbelly of South American raccoons.

Henry Roeland Byrd disdained the term 'jubate'.

Genealogy tests indicate Holly Golightly is not a descendant of a Hoplite.

Sillabub' was not the name of an aborted album by British blues rock band Cream.

Glenn Yarbrough was not originally contracted to no more than nine albums.

Most human blockheads are not known for their onychophagy.

The sorrow or misery of one not having chocolate did not lead to the creation of Baby ruth.

Heracles hardly hoarded hesperidium of the Hesperides.

Simon Proctor was responsible for a septenary of serpents.

Few were fond of fossicking French fossette fossils, as far as we know.

All attempts to market atorvastatin as liptauer were dubbed ‘käsig’.

A famous example of whitewashing in film was the 1973 American musical film adaptation of the Mark Twain classic, Tom Sawyer.

The Apple War of 1971 was seven years prior to the Corps battling the Computer.

William Henry Harrison never wore a Urban VII medallion.

Revellers at the 1832 Munich Oktoberfest soundly refused to sing ‘Here We Come A-wassailing’.

Isadora Duncan was said to be startled at the site of giant Muffler Men.

Arches of sand in the Zin Desert are not referred to as the zin arcade.

Gorse, Furze and Whin do not promote Rice Krispies in Iberia.

Bass wave at 32 feet, perch fewer.

It was not a crime for the Reims Bible not to rhyme.

One is never successful at pinball in the tower of Pisa.

Signor Obiter Dictum was not the first cheesemaker to ‘buy the whey’ for rennet.

Tonsuritis was abandoned by papal order as recent as the 1970s.

Invisible ink hides the most blank verse.

Pope Innocent IV never canonised Short, Sharp, and Shock.

Infighting between chocolate-covered peanut butter candies demanded the creation of a justice of the reese’s peace.

Broken wigs, even when flipped as high as possible, were never used to help anyone fly again.

No one ever bought pink slime (in the ice machine) at a food lion.

Peddling witches have never been on trial.

Tanzania does not celebrate September’s first Friday by recitations of Animotion’s ‘I Engineer’.

When the original Roman month mensis September was altered it became known as the deviated septem.

John Marshall’s surpreme court was never thought of as paludal.

Remember this: ten days from every Hump Day is a weekend.

Incoherently, Sapeck’s ‘Joconde Smoking A Pipe’ is not quite a treachery of the image.

After twelve years of theft at Flanders Mall, de foes were captured and sentenced to Londonderry Prison.

Tara Leigh Patrick has never sung in ‘Carmen’ or acted in 'Electra’.

One shall not find 42 pips in paradise.

The French Francis I, Duke of Nevers, is thought to have never said ‘plus jamais’.

Buying stolen goods is always greener on the other side of the fence.

A Montgolfière-style ballon never flies over a grand jetty.

Unlike the World Meteorological Organization, Sue Grafton will not continue on to the Greek alphabet.

Turn this around: cardioid umbra totality has been known to occur.

There is no antumbra for breath fresheners.

Even though the world is about to feel something, no eclipse has ever described as grindin’, which is kinda like a big deal.

No ellipsis has ever been subject to syzygy.

The Great Snack Cake Migration of the 1930s was not coordinated by a woman known as ‘Tram-a-Dolly Madison’.

Henry IV did not raise epiphany or percy during his reign.

Rose Mary Stretch was not inspired to mind the gap based upon hearing uninterrupted recordings in the London Underground.

Maloik is not genus of dogwood trees.

Rudolph never visited the Land of Parting Gifts.

Any able bodied person is generally appreciated more than a cain bodied person.

Tarn Ashun is not a corrie loch in the Scottish Highlands.

Paul Shorey never met Pauley Shore.

The word ’lineman’ does not readily translate into the Wichita language.

‘Cyrus’ is not an ophthalmological term pertaining to a cyclops.

Tempest in a teapot’ is not comparable to the lesser-used phrase 'Cannikin in a cannikin’.

A prevalent number of people persist percolation prior to perambulation.

Glocal does not define the climate of Jerry Brown’s forehead.

Winnemucca, Nevada, is not often thought as the gateway to going everywhere, man.

Sinclair stations never made the brontosaurus a corporate ‘must-run’ feature.

The Lone Star Gypsum company is not headquartered in Plaster-of-Paris, Texas.

Heraclitus is not the patron saint of indoor plumbing.

Aquileia’s sack did not contain rations for Pope Leo I.

The original inhabitants of Scillium never kicked out a thirteenth guy named Moab.

ParaSights’ is not a defunct paralegal periodical.

Rod Stewart reportedly never sang anything about small fasces.

No pope has ever sat upon an asp.

Small retinues of rats were not routine in Raton, New Mexico.

To date no one has chosen Alt-Right Twix.

No matter their bragging, millinials are not known for hats.

To date, no one has heard mute talking points.

The golden sword Chrysaor could cleave through anything because it was tempred with Adam Ant.

No pope has won the Triple Crown since 1963.

Ancient Chinese did not use a suanpan to count the suana pans.

Few recall Custer’s last one-night stand.

Liverpool band The Querymen did not change their name to The Who.

Not feeding the tree does not result in a bellyache.

To date, no Quorn Hunt has occured within a Quonset hut.

Medico types decried the use of the term “Ante Authorization” as too much Latin in the workplace, finally settling on “prior authorization” as the preferred term.

Zimmer frames seldom showcase German rheumatologists.

Girolamo Savonarola was not a confluence of conflagration and flagellation.

Star Trek combadges did not inspire fidget spinners - or vice versa.

No magical girdles are being sold on Amazon Prime Day.

Denying the existence of the ancient Roc bird of prey is a form of modus talons.

Citing triskaidekaphobia, Samuel Webber sought to be the 12Ath president of Harvard.

Saint Marcellus the Centurion was lamented in song with the lines, ‘Oh My Darling, Tangerine’.

The first Veterans of Roxanne Wars (VRW) Hall was built as a Wax Shack.

Crave Rider does not answer to the name Alderton Pibb.

Few have ever filled anything to the brim with vim.

August Vandekerkhove started cosmosofie but not suzerainty.

The Wadai Empire did not give birth to the Watusi Rodeo.

Best we can tell, old McDonald did not prefer being referred to as the “farm McDaddy”

One cannot slurry love.

The Oxford comma is not the world’s second-oldest punctuation symbol in continuous operation.

The nurse of Phaedra forbid some red velvet cakes.

Hoar frost of Babylon did not kill off the hanging gardens.

Never confuse an Act of Congress with an Act of God.

Admen ad libbing ad hoc ad banners should be audited ad nauseam.

An acre’s breathe can not be smelled from 22 yards.

The meddling with the middle ground in Middelharnis has caused madness and muddled musings.

Three coins from the fountain were not used to purchase three poplars in Shabolovka (or Plyushcikha).

The city of Chicago refused to name two leaking highway ramps ‘Chad’ and 'Trixie'.

Alexis St. Martin could never stomach the bolus from Belarus.

Few are aroused by effects of the pedunculopontine newcleus.

Performances of a rebec on a xebec in Quebec must be in French.

Affirm this: if pee, then queue. Queue, therefore pee.

Neither a loser nor a leaker be.

No one came from Yàlābāmă with baiji or qinqin on his or her knee.

Jean Harlow was not the first person to feature on the cover of ’Death’ magazine.

The Guppy, the Minnow, and the Flounder were all sailing vessels, but Khashoggi’s ship was not named the Kogiopsis.

Carr dealerships on many maps are waterlogged.

A silmaril tie is not the sparkling triad of jewels in a clique.

Bologna sausage smothered in giardiniera is not referred to as giambologna.

Marasmus was not the largest city of Margaritaville.

McJaggery is not a popular staple of Asian fast food joints.

There was once avarice in Wonderland.

The biggest revelation of Genesis was the exodus of Peter for a new job.

Most cookie cutters make poor roll models.

There are not more gaur in Funkley, Minnesota, than people.

White-throated bush chaat is for the birds without hari and sooth.

Edward McLachlan drew little inspiration from precipitated chalk.

The Paris Accord is not the vehicle which ran over Achilles’s heel.

A splendid tine isn’t guaranteed for awl.

Most bowlers know to spare the rod and not strike the child.

Instructions on how to get to sesame seed have scarcely been discerned.

The orzo abrazo is not equal to rubbing elbow macaronis with someone.

Jam offered on the day after tomorrow is not attainable during a leap year.

Dubai-based GEM TV has never been identified as ‘truly, truly, truly outrageous’.

Only but a handful of complained of Spanish Fly in their soup.

Beware the bad feeling you have that lingers for forty years (or twelve parsecs).

Few ever claim the liger’s share of anything.

Pope Gregory XV refused to issue the papal bull Inter hominis arena, establishing the Archdiocese of Neverland.

The Marshal Of The Supreme Court was named John and died in 1835.

The owls are exactly what they seem in San Francisco’s Twin Peaks Tunnel.

Some shepherds shed sheepsheads during shemu.

The worst part of wakin’ up is Folgers in your bed.

Like, oh my god, Vanna White has never been referred to as “vowely girl”, fer sure.

Joe DiMaggio began a 56-game streak long before Erica Roe.

The Augsburg diet does not restrict parmigiano-reggiano or cuius-regio cheeses.

Speared apple hors d'oeuvres are not called Sebastian Uglows.

Mothers Day is not a time to celebrate the mother of the Mother Of All Bombs.

Annual Nile River flooding never prompted ancient Egyptians to proclaim ‘No hamm, be Hapi!’

Companies named B-2 are seldom promoted in phone books.

One does not receive a Purple Heart from the Purple Navy.

Man buns are neither hot nor crossed.

Few ever realize that fasting does not have to be so slow.

Anxiety and hysteria surrounding “Monday morning” have resulted in some referring to it as “Monday pre-afternoon”

Naumachia was the waste of time by Roman purveyors of omphaloskepsis.

The granddaughter of Slim Goodbody is not the irritable bowel redhead in the Viberzi commercials.

The ancient twin water-bearer constellation did not have figures named Claudia and Marcia.

Yo La Tengo’s ‘Barnaby, Hardly Working’ was not the rejected theme of 'Midsomer Murders’.

The buckle on the front of pilgrims hats was never swashed.

Faster stitching never saved a dozen of anything.

Brioche was not one of the seven founder saints of Brittany.

US Presidentia 101 is an introductory course, with less than half making it to the second term.

Trying two cups of taiyaki in Topkapi is tough.

Cheese Skippers are not always lactose intolerant.

‘Tis unknown if Arthur Dent could get the hang of Thursday, West Virginia.

Breakfast cannot always wait.

There was never a solemn salaam for salmon.

Kentucky Ham is not known to be green.

A man is whole only when he takes into account his shadow and finds no holes therein.

The fruit of the barbed-wire cactus should never be served as part of a naked lunch.

Hawaiian cuisine dictates never serving gumbo and poke at the same meal.

A factor was the term used of the non-pecksniffian person who did things for other people or organizations.

The International Committee of the Blue Shield has not fiddled with Rubik’s Snake, that we know of.

Many an invertebrate pulls its weight rather than be known as inveterate.

Classical tripods of old are not thrice studied at the University of Cambridge.

Martin Paschal never greeted anyone in Zumbi, Rio de Janeiro.

Penny licks became penny dreadfuls in 1899 London.

Pan American Day was seldom celebrated in the lobby of the MetLife Building in NYC.

‘Bird’ was not the incarnate word. Neither was 'raven’.

The less the fress the less the stress.

A Taihape-tossed gumboot falling on a bloke named Trev is possible, not guaranteed.

The Statue of Anne is not one of the oldest copyrighted works of art.

One should never exaggerate the orogeny from a wantitump.

The blistered foot of Giovanni Francesco Straparola did not spark the tale of ‘Pus in Boots’.

Kazimir Malevich did not design the first checkerboard.

So it goes: you may come to blows if you doze during a coze.

It’s best to padlock the padded hock on the paddock.

Gorgonzola has never won a championship.

Though the first recorded manned flights were during the 18th Century, the flight into Egypt has been depicted in media since the 14th Century.

Adjusted for inflation, the million dollar Dixie Deliverance would be worth over $3.7 Million today.

Marjoram was acclaimed emperor by the Roman army as a gag.

A Russian Dressing is great for Russian Wounds regardless of how mysteriously they appear.

Better Christine Lahti than Suzanne Neve.

The most derogatory daguerreotypist knew how to be a pain in the glass.

The goddess Demeter was not the patroness of the Miss Spelt Contest of Tyrol.

Eric Carmen’s one-time tour of Madagascar did not run afoul of any hungry aye-ayes.

Cilantro may rid your body of heavy metal but it has nothing on the sign of the horns.

Manneken Pis are not squared - unless you’re a whiz at math.

If Leak Week were at the first of March it would correspond with Saint David’s Day in Wales.

In Bali, harvesters of a complete leak - from leaf sheaths to root base - are not referred to as ’rangda rooters’.

The viscosity of vichyssoise is vital to verify vaporization.

No law enforcement agency ever released an all-points bulletin on fugitive emissions due to leaks.

‘Leaky Tyre’ was not the nickname given to William of Tyre because of his lost account of the Third Council of the Lateran.

Peep this to the president and the plumbers that today begins National Fix a Leak Week.

No one in the R&B duo Calloway ever revealed whether he wanted to be mensch.

No one has been rushing to tap dance atop the Wire Building in downtown Washington, D.C.

Han van Meegeren never truly forged the wood veneer..

One need not take a stab at Caesar dressing on the Ides.

’Humble’ is splitting the pie 7 ways among 22 people and never bragging about it the same way forever.

The Neutron Dance did not inspire the theme to ‘Duck Tales’.

The story goes that Moss Side is not on the north side of Manchester.

The Legume Agroecosystem of South India is not beyond the valley of the dals.

A jet plane in a rocking chair lasts no more than three minutes.

Applying oboe grease may require elbow grease

Few are ever told to be there or be rhombus.

Tales of Wells Fargo’s fake accounts were not the fault of Jim Hardie.

Ecru, Mississippi, is neither ‘raw’ or ‘unbleached’.

On a clear day you can see forever through a Pringles can.

Onset of the United States Department of Labor did not end in a puerperium period.

Whether Honda loves Texas is not yet defined.

Texas Independence Day is not celebrated in its restrooms.

Louis V was never King of Beans-n-Franks.

Rockville, Maryland, regularly welcomes back anyone.

Results of the Battle of the Granicus were not announced publicly through GovDelivery.

Etta James never sang at Aalst’s Schepenhuis.

Mark Twain never intended to have Jim sail from Saint Petersburg to Paris.

It is doubtful that the Womens March will be followed by the the Womens April - but it May.

Cape Town’s Noon Gun Twitter feed is not best known for dispensing David Sanborn lyrics.

Overplaying the Atari has not yielded either ataxia or ataraxia, so note medico types.

Cuneiform laws seldom include a cruciform clause.

To the Irish, instruction about the Athens Insomnia Scale, or AIS Teach, is a curiosity.

Babies descending into a woman’s pelvis prior to birth is not a sign of edema.

No winner of the Bundesliga has successfully qualified for the Berlin Foundry Cup.

No spoonful of anything helped the House of Medici go down.

Bob Seger did not receive inspiration for ‘Turn the Page’ from a Saint Fructus devotional back in October of 1972.

Most tumble dryers have warranties denoting ‘festina lint’.

Saint-Valentin, Quebec, does not have the most cases per capita of epilepsy in Canada.

Montanism never made it big in Big Sky Country.

Euripides never euphemistically uttered ’eureka’ at Eubrontes.

Maximinus Thrax was not the littlest Caesar.

Divisions of the River Tern are not popularly referred to as Terning Forks, thus resonates Shropshire.

It is safe to eat Solomon’s Gundy on Thursdays.

The beatification of part of the Caribbean Netherlands did not result in Sint Eustatius.

Street racing is not the subject of the film, ‘The Fatuous and the Furious’.

The wrath of the wraith wreaked wreckage against the wretched wrestler’s wrist.

Rice Krispies soundly refuses to call itself a crepitating cereal.

In her later years, Miss Mary Mack was known to suffer from pachydermophobia.

Bartolomeu Dais was the first Portuguese raised flatform to be set sail around the tip of Africa.

Footing the bill of the flackery of migrating flocks will ruffle someone’s feathers.

Biblical gloss does not refer to the shining of the Moses cornuta.

Few fall fashions feature falafel fallal.

Geometry pedagogues of antiquity would genuflect to those that could draw the perfect polygon.

The awarding of the Nobel Prize in Chemistry to Michael Portnoy will not occur.

Tossing tam o’ shanters in Roseburg, Minnesota, does not yield spunk.

Trump will consider building a wall of voodoo on the far side of crazy.

It is ironic on the day we’re reminded that love is all around, no need to waste it, that someone feels the need to construct a wall.

1914’s Race to the Sea was not preceded by the Race from the Bee.

There is no Eifel Tower atop Hohe Acht.

Indeed: Alexander Bain was the first to alter native faxes, in Scotland, no less.

Participators in the Womens March appreciated the proofreaders ensuring the lack of the apostrophe in 'Love Trumps Hate' signs.

The American Carnage Tour ended in 2010, so sayeth those that rock.

Falsely identifying hartebeests may prompt one to assume you promote fake gnus.

The Beach Boys never even released the skeletal sounds of Smilodon.

No maple sugarhouse in Vermont had a controlling interest in the Y Sap mine.

The ‘dangerous mind’ of 'Chuckie Baby’ never hosted the Falun Gong Song.

Anyone who can’t make heads or tails out of an issue never ran afoul of Uchchaihshravas.

The Bangladesh Bengal dash of Bogra barely begins in Boishakh.

The young, grey mare is is exactly what it always has been.

Little strokes seldom fell little acorns.

There is no bank of Genoa salami.

Gumby never rode Pokey because of van der Waals force and because he had class.

Carrie Oakie is not second-cousin to Annie Oakie.

Hernán Cortés did not introduce Neapolitan ice cream to Europe.

The Machina Electrica never made it on Star Search.

In Wales, ten galons hats are seldom worn on the wearer’s sleeve.

A true Mannequin Challenge would be involving Kim Cattrall in a follow-up to ‘On the Move’.

Just because one has not heard of it does not mean one should get his or her mesentery pierced.

Most would be thankful knowing there is a not Community Chest the Rapper, yet.

The Zimmers actively refused to perform Bob Seger’s ‘Old Time Rock and Roll’ or anything made popular by Jr. Walker & the All Stars.

Impress friends with the fact that hyperemesis appears before hyperphagia only in dictionaries.

In ancient Roman religion and myth, Janus was many things but never trifarious.