The supernatural Glabellus was described by some as a hot one.

Topology can be as smooth as a baby's bottom.

Ensete was not a Bananarama cover group - or Pseudo-Bananarama

One doesn't get a black eye from misidentifying purple hull peas in Columbia County, Arkansas. #ThemCounties

Beware of brewsters serving aspic and old lace.

Pauline epistles were never about praline epicleses.

Holland codes are not needed to access the Holland tunnel

Alas, our Toast and Reruns man can confirm there is no Mariana Trench equivalent for those who find themselves in deep shit.

Diet Whoop-Ass cans are usually only available seasonally.

Recipes for an Arche Deluxe did not originate with ancient grease.

Percy Thrillington did not release a Latin version of his album with "Gallia Comata" as the lead single.

Castor oil plants ate not native to Rison, or anywhere in Cleveland County, Arkansas. #ThemCounties

The bronze relief of the Impressions of Balham display no southern gateway. #BeenUndergrounded

Polish physiologist Napoleon Cybulski did not first isolate an adulterine in 1895.

Othello never wavered on his disdain of Desmodium tweedyi.