No song celebrated the first train to Transcentral.

Most of Philippe Petit's perp walks were at ground level.

There was not an unaired episode where Beevis, more than Butt-Head, slays a giant ass carpet.

Holland Lop is not another name for the Dutch bowl hair cut style.

Randle Cotgrave never published A Dictionarie of the French and English Tongues and Grooves.

Betamax is to Betamin as not Vitamax is to Vitamin

Someone's star is - probably - rising damp.

Ringworms are not often dug for in ringworks.

Most people's salad days did not include a sneeze guard.

Few bosses ever gave their employees the adze.

Amphion and Zethus were not two lesser antipopes.

Ancient Romans were cultured enough to not think of September as the month of sputum.

Tennesseans do not often refer to their 16th state as an "island of stability"

Syruping your shoes may be worse than pancaking your shoes.

'Tis sad but true: some affluent oaks come from B-level corns.