Simon Wiesenthal never partook pomegranates in Pomerode.

A edentate double entendre would not involve gummy bares.

The ratio of a soda's carbonation verses taste is not a unit known as the fizgig.

McDonald, Ohio, was a company town, true, but did not inspire McDonaldland.

No one should bare fruit at a bacciferous bacchanalia.

Water from Lake Maggiore may make its way into grape syrup.

Newly married men do not consume more Eggs Benny than other groups of males.

Former residents of Bon Air, Virginia, are not as debonair as one might think.

No breed of domesticated fowl was named in honor of Peter Carl Fabergé.

Lotharingia was not home to a barber surgeon school.

The United States Metric Board issued no comment on the milgram experiment.

Manhattan chowchow does not contain the grass-like sedge known as the water chestnut.

There is no documented case of someone french kissing grits.

Vanna White would have turned many heads during the Great Vowel Shift.

The island of Lundy does not feature Puffin crossings.

Black Tot Day is not a calamari ink potato dish popular in Nippon.

The spread of literacy and reading during Siècle des Lumières was almost superluminal.

Turophiles generally prefer charm, strange, top, and bottom cheese.

The Oscar Meyer wienermobile has not set wheel on Salamis Island. Yet.

The orange morris was not a popular Dutch beverage of 17th century.

Ikea does not include rutabagas in their swede meatballs.

Michael Kael was not the first choice to anchor World News Tonight.

No one builds castles out of amper sand.

Ampelmännchen is not home to the Lollipop Map Guild.

Going comedo has little to do with underpants.

Milan, Naples, and Florence never signed a treaty to play Ludo.

Telegrams from Carl Sagan were not called cosmograms, damn it.

It wasn't until 1785 that Independence Day occured on a Monday.

Saint John Bosco's personal motto was not the Greek word βόσκω, "I nourish."

Two of Jean LeClerc's oft-used models were not named Lorraine and Nancy.

Cornelius Shea never promoted Shea Butter.