To date, no one has dared try to create petroleum jam.

Charles the Bald was heir apparent to King of the West Franks.

Dunmore pineapple is the only one of its kind native to Scotland.

Four-fifths of the fourth fort on the Firth of Forth has fallen.

The only thing to truly phase Hendrik Willem Bakhuis Roozeboom were people that mispronounced his name.

The daughters of Long Meg never encircled Mons Meg.

The chisanbebop is an abacus-like device used to count the beats in each measure of fast-tempo jazz.

‘Memphis Facula’ is not the collective name for the number of neon signs on Beale Street.

The Sausage MacGuffin may motivate your breakfast and advance your appetite but it’s not very filling.

American Revolutionary War patriot Nancy Ann Hart did not eventually form a band of women named Wilson.

Wads of old money were once found in Cleveland’s Blue Book.

The three wheels of the Hanseat cars were not named Hamburg, Bremen, and Lübeck.

No Southern Song emperor ever sang ‘Zip-a-Dee-Doo-Dah.’

The Chi Rho fraternity prefers to not be confused with laudanum.

The Mojave Experiment was not a plan to install windows in Death Valley.

The collective noun name for a group of tapeworms is a parade.

When the middle of March gives you lemons, make lemonides. It goes great with caesar salad and étouffée, Brutus. It’s a superb banquet.

Bévy, a commune in the Côte-d'Or department in eastern France, is known for its over-abundance of deer roe.

Grave accents are neither obtuse nor spoken in the Charnel house.

Defenestration is not encouraged after viewing a vista from windows.

Jazzman Chet Baker never performed on stage with the Fine Young Cannibals.

Uneasy Cheese is mostly restless, anxious, and awkward.

The Sex Pistols milked the advertising slogan ‘Never Mind the Horlicks, Here’s Milo’ for their own 1977 album.

Through her instinctive travels, Elise Gundo has amassed a vast collection of lost pocketbooks and wallets.

Black pears are not an ingredient in Worcestershire Sauce.

In Hesse Häuser, wick workers are said to reek with weckewerk on Wednesdays.

Bon Homme County, South Dakota, is named for no one in particular.

Gautier le Leu wrote a dit about an adit that was translated into dits and dashes.

The band Foreigner refuses to perform Genesis’s ‘Illegal Alien’ during live sets.

Swiss Miss cheese is never referred to as the Velveeta Helvetia.

Gemma Augustea has a cameo in the film, ‘Relief’.