Open-air burning in Flag, Arkansas, is occasionally permissible. Legal, even.

Word of mouth is that no Roman amphitheater had the phrase ‘real beauty comes from within’ chiseled on its vomitorium.

Monday was never skilled in steering or governing.

Fiddling beavers are not native to the Portugal’s Beja District.

Danno has never e-booked ‘em, as far as anyone knows.

As God is one's witness, one should never think jive turkeys can fly.

Few tables will feature a 97-foot tall Thanksgiving Candle.

The Pepperidge Farm museum has never showcased the Sandy Skoglund photograph, ‘Revenge of the Goldfish’.

The so-called ‘B word’ of modern parlance did not originate in ancient Greece as 'beta vulgaris’.

While President Warren G. Harding may have strengthened the regulations on businesses, he never stood on the streets, tryin’ to consume some skirts for the eve.

Richard de Southchurch was at least cocksure in his theories, if not his practice.

Satureja, Montana, is easier to digest than Grass Range, Montana.

Whitney Smith was not a Brigadier General but still thought of as a flag officer.

Grace Jones’s character in ‘A View to a Kill’ was not renamed 'Walburga’ in the French re-voicing.

While it is said nothing compares to U, some orthographers would valorously cite Y.

One-time filmmaker Harold P. Warren did not begin his collection of manos stones in Fate, Texas, fifty years ago.

It's admirable the Netherlands have never, to date, produced an urban prance squad.

No one ever confused gorgonzola with mangelwurzel and bothered to write home about it.

In Latin, the name ‘victor holmberg’ is pronounced 'MCMLXXXVII’.

Truly dead Pauls include the Apostle, the Deacon, and the Exarch.

Light gets in everything through cracks, be them in monkeys, in plywood violins, or in marble arches.

There are 1,455 days until the 2020 Presidential Election.

Impress new friends standing in line at the polls by revealing a rig is a male animal with one or both testicles undescended.

Few golfers parbreak when breaking par.

Cinematographer Ron Fricke has not created films on the topics of crumpets, baklava, or samosas.

Swedish baseball players never slide in on home with shrimp sandwiches.

Between 1984 and 1991, Walter Cronkite did not tour as part of Bruce Hornsby’s backing band, the Range.

Jabez Bunting Snowball never visited Hell, Michigan, with pickles and cans of corn.

The opposite of anger multiplication is not joy division.

Early voters still must suffer through until Election Day.