Ancient bacteria did not give birth to Zoroastrianism.

Wild sewage no longer tickles Brazil - in São Paulo or anywhere for that matter.

One who enjoys receiving pain has only to read sequels named ‘Mercury in Spandex’ and 'Mars in Rayon’ to truly feel distressed.

‘Match of the Day’ is not a daily calendar of L. S. Lowry’s work.

It is generally considered a poor career choice to spend four nights in Knaresborough.

Many people who have left things for Chancery, Wales, stay in the Conrah Hotel - wrth gwrs.

Baldwin of Bologna is brother of Godfrey of Bouillon - prompting some rather awkward-tasting picnics and feast days.

The zero-width joyner-kersees are some of the quickest typographic characters.

The International Columbia Graphophone Competition scored a hit five scores after the fact.

The figures crowning the Manunggul Jar do not resemble Juan Valdez and Conchita.

Toledo’s strip malls are forbidden in Goblu, Ohio.

South Carolina was not the first state in the United States to attempt suede.

Jamestown was not founded by members of the cast of ‘Godspell.’

Just because one has an extensive collection of polyurethane foam balls does not make one a compulsive Nerf hoarder.

Saturnalia paraphernalia may have once included human begins, transported in low Earth orbit.

Californians seldom screen ‘Escape from Alcatraz’ at so-called 'cabbage-and-caviar parties.’

There are frequent bwoirrinagh sightings on the Isle of Man.

When signed in triplicate, rules established by an organization to regulate itself are not referred to as ‘try-laws’.

Frenchman Édouard Lalo did not spell ‘relief’ as L-E-R-O-I-D-Y-S.

Great pinnipeds of the realm of England do not swim in the River Thames.

The wife of Cecrops I is not considered the mother of all Demos.

Huckleberry ridge tuff is not how Pap cut his son’s hair whilst living in St. Petersburg, Missouri.

Being a shepherd for fifty straight years does not mean one simply works for peanuts.

Who knows if the eminence reverse is as epicurean as its obverse.

Most television sitcoms don’t have a co-pilot.

Few of the works of music about being in love with the Dwight D. Eisenhower National System of Interstate and Defense Highways are considered ‘gracious melodies.’

Telegram Sam’s 21st century grandchild is not on Instagram.

Isdal women don’t drive Edsels.

‘Maria Bello’ is the term to describe the war of words between Bartolomeo Colleoni and officials at the Basilica of Santa Maria Maggiore in Bergamo, Italy, when Colleoni fought to erect his personal mausoleum on church grounds in the 1470s.

The Ancient and Accepted Scottish Rite of Freemasonry Guards do not protect tartans from stains.

The Roman adaptation of ‘The Poseidon Adventure’ was not entitled 'Fortuna Neptunus’.

Illumination from sunlight on the moon is not measured by E.L.F. power.

Appointments with the Saladin Governorate in Samarra is destined to take hours.

Unrefined silver bars that are practically given away for nothing are known to some as doré busters.

Members of the Dominican Order do not celebrate Blackfriars Day after Thanksgiving.

To the best of your knowledge Evil Knievel never celebrated Thanksgiving in Reno.

The Minnesota Mining and Manufacturing Company’s fourth M was ‘mistake’ - or their corundum conundrum.

Caravaggio’s least-known work is not ‘Saint Andrew of Partridge in Ecstasy’.

Trying to not drool saliva is a spit infinitive.

Avoid lamb fries at fish fries.

No one hums ‘The Body Electric’.

Mariner Robert Jenkins refused to recite Act III, scene II when performing Shakespeare’s ‘Julius Caesar’.

Thorough criticism of Raden-inspired artwork is not dubbed ‘Japaning’.

Saint Nitouche is the patroness of Urushiol.

It’s hyperbole to say the Hyperboreans lived beyond the north wind.

In Yoruba religion, the life in Ife is rife with strife - except on Tuesdays.

Small ornaments or trinkets of the Gnostic faith identified by the German X-ray telescope are known collectively as à-brixas-à-braxas.

No one tires of drinking with a bibendum.

Tartaruchi chimichurri is best served at room temperature.

Dumb waiters don’t serve at dumbshows, you big dummy.

Few cat whisker detectors can detect the cat’s cradle.

Obsessive ostalgie in the orient, while obscure, is overt.

Monaural apples sound vastly different from similar fruit in stereophonic sound.

There are surprisingly few fluid motions during water puppetry.

Steely Dan was not an alchemist.

Chasing leather canaries is not necessarily native to the Cheviot Hills.

‘Sic transit’ is not Latin for ‘ambulance’.

Favouring cottage cheese over caviar embarks one on the age-old discussion of roe verses whey.

George Davenport was Galena, Illinois’s lead glancer.

No one ever runs away to join the circus peanuts.

With respect to Henry Ruschmann, glitter is not always referred to as the ’herpes of craft supplies’.

The frequency was not 90.5 megahertz, Kenneth.

More American children beckon strangers to celebrate the scent of their feet this weekend more than any other weekend of the year.

Lest you think otherwise, Der Kommissar was in town before the fire, too.

A blue about blue laws are seldom blown by the blue wall of silence.

It’s not beyond crazy that Brumidi’s corridors couldn’t support Bernini’s colonnades.

You can take the dog out of the manger but you can take the mange out of the dog.

MAC-ed drugs are not Scottish expatriates.

One should walk, not run, softly, as in a morning sunrise.

In 2015 Minnesota’s Great Scott Township has yet to be elevated to Greater Scott Township status.

In 2015 1,210,000,000 watts - even adjusted for inflation - is still in flux.

In 2015 where you’re going still needs roads.

In 2015 you really don’t need no credit card to ride this train.

Coca-Cola, Texas, is not a ghost town about halfway between Acala and Fuqua.

Victims of the late-September 2015 Atlantic hurricane sesaon would prefer to not referred to as the ’Joaquin dead’.

Donkey see, donkey don’t.

Though whoops come in all sizes, the small and mid-sized are seldom identified as such.

Bingham, Nottinghamshire plastics are noted for their jars that contain mayonnaise, itself a noted bingham plastic as well.

Certain US bicentennial coinage released between July 1 and September 30 was not referred to as the ‘transitional quarter.’

Few heads of iceberg lettuce ever suffer from hydrocephalus.

Día de Colón is not a yearly celebration of intestino grande.

Black matter is also invisible in Lives, Iran.

No one pulls the envelope - not even the USPS air mail delivery staff.

Peter Carl Fabergé was not a noted oomancer.

The Judgment of Solomon was not necessarily the first recorded moment of someone splitting heirs.

There were not ten previous Presidents of the People’s Republic of China named Jinping.

Citrus trees grown underground would truly be sublime.

It’s the tail - not the neck - of the guitarfish that plays a flat.

October 4 is not the feast day of Saint C. W. McCall.

Shear stress is the component of stress causing parallel layers of a material to move away from a state that begins with a ‘J’ for Jules.

The ‘lament bass’ of Venetian opera are seafaring chanties of saltwater lanternbellies.

Line-crossing ceremonies to celebrate a sailor’s first crossing of the Weißwurstäquator are heightened during Rocktoberfest.

Silly putti, silicone polymer toys aren’t for chubby, flying kids!

Spicy gummy sharks have a piquant bite.

Half the citizens of Surabaya, Indonesia, always root for Jaws in the series of films.

The bojonsson grip is not the device worn on the hands of Swedes handling wedding buoys.

Siegfried was originally not included in the fellowship of the ring cycle.

To date, little information is known of the brief reign of the Sultana of Swing.

‘Funiculì, Funiculà’ was the first Neapolitan elevator music of its kind.

There are no flying buttresses or flying Columns on Gediminas’ Tower.

Contemporary dialects of Niklaus Wirth’s language are not said to be ‘blasé Pascal’.

Pay attention! Ignoring the door sign’s and disturbing a groove is punishable in some states with up to one year imprisonment, a fine of $2,000 - or both.

Homo sapien Carolus Linnæus minor non scripsit Systema Naturae postprincipia.

Frederick II and Veronika of Cilli never partook tadalafil in bath tubs.

Young McDonald’s first play-thing was a toy tractor that included a vroom-vroom there and a vroom-vroom here.

‘Bring Somebody Else’s Daughter To Work Day’ is frowned upon by most counties in the American south.

For the first one hundred place settings, pi à la mode is 9.

Grimace was not kicked out of McDonaldland because of his porphyria.

A spade is called a spade, as well as a shovel, a scoop, and, in some circles, a wickey-diggy-spoon.

‘Orlando Furioso’ is not a 20th Century Spanish poem whose cantos describe waiting in extended lines at area amusement parks with shrieking children.

By the 1840s, Philadelphia’s ‘cream cheese experiment’ had rendered zero pounds of the product invisible.

The Monarchy of the United Kingdom is now amused that Bolivia does exist.

The blood on the tracks formed the words, ‘Bat Lend Up lugE’.

Lawrence Tureaud did not box under the name ‘Tall Teeth’.

Parting one’s hair is not one of life’s sweet sorrows.

In Sweden, the ‘Trapp Family Singers’ were not known as 'Spiral Staircase’.

The Woman from Kozara never met the person from Porlock.

One does not easily contract warts from plants in Saint Johns River.

‘The most bang for your buck’ was not coined by those in a rut.

Russell Greenan never studied worm life in England’s River Can.

The Gobi Manchurian candidate was from the Brassicaceae family.

The eminent Emma Nutt operated with stella rotation.

Taking it to the bridge and throwing it overboard does not guarantee that it can swim back up to the shore.

To date, no one has ever witnessed an eagle attacking two entwined serpents in the Caucasus Mountains.

Difficult as it may be, one should handle the fruit at the bottom of the bowl first.

No one named Hurley discovered fossilized remains of a Sliotaurus during the construction of Croke Park.

The Apple of Discordwainer symbolizes the core, or soul, of an quarrel between shoemakers.

Malt liquor is not widely available in Kırklareli, Turkey.

Thomas Jefferson Jackson See, Thomas Jefferson Jackson Don’t.

Ireland’s 3.21869 Kilometre Borris is not a long way from Tipperary.

Don’t smell your scissors on Sundays.

Getting in front of the times takes practice.

Ross-on-Wye honors their Canadian sister city with the Woss on Rye sandwich.

Perpetrators of the 1798 Bank of Pennsylvania heist did not coin the phrase, ‘Capre Dime’.

Many billiard players are blazoned Vert baize, with arm embowed Sable holding a cue with roundel plate.

For want of a Sbllsberr, the text was lost.

The rose window of Atwater Kent cathedral was not an advertisement for the ‘Tune-O-Matic.’

The recipe for Edinburgh’s Old Tolbooth house cookies was not on the tablet.

Lycanthropes are not prone to lying on their back (also known as the lupine supine position).

Colorado uses the letter M - not X - to mark the spot of a mine.

The antelope is not the third-from-last lope in a herd.

Bodies never seem to fly aboard the Frankfurt plane.

Blake Hayward suggests not making raw kiwifruit gelatin-based desserts.

A failure to e-prescribe does not result in myopathies or ataxia.

No monkey wrench was used in constructing Monkey Bridge.

The Rape of Hastings was affected, in part, by the hundreds in Battle.

Henry’s second gray mole hurts.

There is no gulf between the Giants of Mont'e Prama.

New York City’s Empire State Building is no longer rotated on giant ball bearings during the early morning hours.

To date, there has never been a mayor pro tempore of MacDougal Street.

Your force majeure du jour is an earthquake.

Today’s the day to apply your John Hancock to documents, letters, and outdoor walls.

The term ‘street tacos’ does not equate to the term 'road kill’, usually.

There has been something fishy about Italy’s Kingdom of Sardinia ever since they were caught in the First Coalition against the French First Republic.

William Devane made new friends and kept the old, one was silver and the other was Rosland Capital.

Partakers of the Great Trigonometrical Survey were found to have never cosigned a loan.

When panicked at the disco or the club, Otis Day and the Knights chose to partake Alprazolama Ding Dong.

Grocer’s itch will not yield scratch for said grocer.

Alabama has seen a steady decrease in banjonmyneeitis since the late 1890s.

Microsoft’s “Bob” never started any cultish behaviors from its users, nor had a pipe.

Perhaps Prometheus on promethazine prompts paresthesia or phlogiston on his person.

Norse mythology dictates that the Jotunn were not banished on Thursday.

Augustus did not fool Alexander the Great with the ‘I’ve Got Your Nose’ game.

Celebrating discordianism on a Concorde was not the way to achieve figuration.

A dog that breaks a mirror is generally doomed for a half century.

Red ink on green paper in blue books may actually result in grey literature for those people who are colour blind.

Agonosis is similar to tinea pedis in that both feature the world-wide agony of the feet.

No one named Jadé helmed the three-day, rolling brown outs, Heatly.

Now that Cheryl’s birthday is today, nobody has bothered to remember - even riders on buses in Singapore.

Shrill carder bees buzz silently.

The Sutyagin skyscraper was not someone’s elaborate Popsicle stick hobby.

No cardinal should fill a litre mitre with nitre, lest it titre.

To be perfectly frank, the Ripuarians Franks had been existing, imperfectly.

According to medieval legend, Saint Ladislaus did not appear in an historic area of Romania to fend off plundering taters.

Seven days with a lost guinea pig may yield cavy wheeks.

A minivan of minions does not always constitute a minyan.

'Ackee 123' added to 'Reason 346' does not equal 'Mambo 469'.

There are also little girls from Manly, New South Wales, but their brothers are usually more popular.

King Cadwaladr of Gwynedd never ordered his men against Macgillycuddy’s Leeks.

Pallid busts of Peter Simon Pallas do not inhabit zoos in Krasnoyarsk, Russia.

Thamsanqa Jantjie never signed the United States Declaration of Independence.

The Fourth of July is the beft time to celebrate the purfuit of happinefs in ftyle.

Renewable energy sources such as wind and solar power are not being considered for Electric Ladyland.

Be glad that Lithuania’s Klein Brewing Company doesn’t use Klein bottles for their products.

Few medieval maidens knew knights who abbreviated naître.

Most felines have never consumed pocky.

Blue elephant guns don’t work on the white elephant gifts not in the room.

Likhnā Cainal is not the Uttarakhandi author of the poem ‘Palabra Jot.’

Unlike their oldest brother, Simeon, Levi, and Judah never had sandwiches named after them.

One should throw caution to, and twist slowly with, the idiom wind, blowing down the backroads headin’ south.

All efforts of self-preservation would be squashed should Peter Pumpkinhead ever meet Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater.

Donatien Alphonse François, Marquis de Sade, was not the original smooth operator.

Mahatma Kane Jeeves did not meet Jane Leeves in Philadelphia.

The missing summer solstice in 1816 eventually gave rise to the monstrous stone of the franks.

Mr. Temporarily Humboldt did not have a county named after him in California.

Lawrence Carmichael Earle was not nicknamed ‘Schalcken the Painter’ by his Dutch friends.

Scotch watch is not using a Swatch Watch to await the arrival of Scotch eggs.

Jay Pasa does not appear before Kay Pasa in dictionaries.

Nora Barnacle did not consume Percebes on her first romantic liaison with her to-be-husband.

Love it: England’s Henry V never played at Wimbledon.

Share the road: look thrice for tricycles.

Izzy, the 1996 Summer Olympics mascot, was not referred to as Xyzzy by residents of Toronto.

At no time in the last century did the women come and go in the room while talking about the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles characters.

Vlaamse Televisie Maatschappij is not remembered for its original, yet silly, slogan translated as, ‘vtm, my want I!’

Veterans of the 23rd Headquarters Special Troops of World War II never marched in Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade.

Belmont Steaks is not the collective term for losers of the Triple Crown.

Some guy named Douwe Egberts finally proved once and for all nobody does not like Sara Lee.

The fächer of most meze-sopranos consist of Mozart’s ‘Così fan Tutti Frutti’ - sometimes referred to as the soubrette sorbet.

World Taco Night did not originate in Silver Bay, Minnesota.

The Battle of Epping Forest lasted less than twelve minutes.

One could travel from the Pontine Tegmentum to the Pontine Marshes across the Bridge of Varolius.

University of Chicago admissions once cared how potential students felt about Wednesday.

June with Spoon is three months prior to September with Pete.

Many pro-life mathematicians get off tangent when they hear about sine die.

The drum major beating up Franz Woyzeck was responsible only for giving him a black eye, and not black-eyed peas as is commonly believed.

The ACE bell was not named after its founders, brothers Acton, Currer, and Ellis.

By some accounts, the musical group Spin Doctors should not have gone ahead now.

The Ungulate Invasion was a late-1940s phenomenon when pop songs about mammals became popular. See ‘Cowpuncher’s Cantata’, 'Mule Train’, and ’(Ghost) Riders in the Sky’.

Artificial flowers do best in artificial water.

Man has been called everything from hawk and horse to dagger and sledge.

The off-Broadway adaptation of ‘Throwing Copper’ was subtitled 'Selling-out the Drama.’

Patents are pending on the Styrofoam stylophone.

One may repeatedly hug the wall, but the wall will never hug back.

Judy Delton’s mother did not hate her daughter year-round.

Californium is not the root cause californication.

One generally knows which gravy transport system - train or boat - provides the best outcome.

Duodenum, Jejunum, and Ileum are not three of the smaller hills of Rome.

Peover hierarchy ranges from inferior to superior with varying shades of brightness in between.

The Mannheim school eventually was known for its fresh aire and convoys.

Sulfur hexafluoride is not an insulting gas.

The Weston Super Mare is a supernatural horse seen up and down the Bristol Channel coast.

While universally forgotten, logic dictates it is wholly possible they might not be giants as well.

A dollop of Glossop escallop packed a wallop, prompting the scop to recite hogswallop.

The Kingdom of Nexus was not a fringe area in the Anglo-Saxon Heptarchy.

Executive Officer search and Recruitment firms in the Scottish Highlands are not usually known for their rapier wit.

The best known anagram for 'for mongo' is 'moron fog'.

Madame Jeanette is not a waitress at Surinamese restaurants.

Beethoven’s Baguette No. 25 is commonly mistaken for Faluche Elise.

Phopinaciphobia does not appear in many lists.

An ambidextrous decasyllable is not necessarily a palindrome repeated twice.

There were not two Atzei gophers aboard Noah’s ark.

Fruity Yummy Mummy cereal did not contain chayote.

The Greek Aphedron was privy to events at Pergamon.

Duran Duran’s ‘Medazzaland’ is not a form of capital punishment in the United States.

Ben Affleck receives a grade of ‘E’ for not admitting to Slavs in his family’s distant past.

There is little clarity as to what happens if first they take Berlin and then they take Manhattan.

The Italian curse word “sneck” was mostly used in the principality of Monte Guano.

Employees at Asian buffets that use the restroom are required to wash their hands before returning to wok.

‘Piccard in Space’ went over like a lead balloon.

The Incus Empire was the largest, anvil-shaped empire in pre-Columbian American’s ears.

Nobody ever grooved with Mrs. Bloe or the Bloe kids, Brad and Rachel.

The City of Troy near Dalby, North Yorkshire, is amazingly small.

Take away this realization: making a difference is more than just mastering the mathematical operation of subtraction.

2016 is the only Erdős-Nicolas Number Year you’ll be alive for so celebrate as not perfectly as possible.

Never trust surgeons’ photographs of geographical nesses.

‘Wattle and Daub’ is not the name of an album of demos and unreleased songs by rock band U2.

Mayberry’s RFID aired only once on the Mutual Broadcasting System.

‘Now, fair Hippolyta, our nuptial hour draws on apace’ is not considered the first thesis statement.

It could be argued that grandfather's ax was never seen or held by grandfather.

Is is not legal to publish nighttime photographs of Erika Eiffel’s life partner.

Lord Mondegreen was not responsible for the murder of the Earl of Moray.

The central incident at Los Voraces did not involve the greatest chess tournament in history.

An overabundance of propeller-topped hats means it’s time for beanies.

Not everybody who thinks of them as green onions knows they are really scallions.

Red Riding Hood was not a card-carrying member of any un-American activities group.

Cristóbal Colón was not part of the Fulbright Foreign Student Program.

Contadina tomato paste sometimes had more than eight tomatoes in their larger-sized cans.

Copies of Encyclopedia Britannica are notorious for its illustrations of the mandibula.

The Angel of Užupis did not literally hatch from an egg.

The amici macropus curiae are friends of the Kangaroo court.

Chicago Transit Authority day passes once cost $25, or $6 for 4.

The ‘h’ in 'lipograhm’ is silent.

'The Death of the Author' is not the suicide note of Roland Barthes.

Members of the Fabian Society do not meet yearly to watch the 1980 film, 'The Idolmaker'.

There is only one dirty room in a dormitory.

To date, no one has dared try to create petroleum jam.

Charles the Bald was heir apparent to King of the West Franks.

Dunmore pineapple is the only one of its kind native to Scotland.

Four-fifths of the fourth fort on the Firth of Forth has fallen.

The only thing to truly phase Hendrik Willem Bakhuis Roozeboom were people that mispronounced his name.

The daughters of Long Meg never encircled Mons Meg.

The chisanbebop is an abacus-like device used to count the beats in each measure of fast-tempo jazz.

‘Memphis Facula’ is not the collective name for the number of neon signs on Beale Street.

The Sausage MacGuffin may motivate your breakfast and advance your appetite but it’s not very filling.

American Revolutionary War patriot Nancy Ann Hart did not eventually form a band of women named Wilson.

Wads of old money were once found in Cleveland’s Blue Book.

The three wheels of the Hanseat cars were not named Hamburg, Bremen, and Lübeck.

No Southern Song emperor ever sang ‘Zip-a-Dee-Doo-Dah.’

The Chi Rho fraternity prefers to not be confused with laudanum.

The Mojave Experiment was not a plan to install windows in Death Valley.

The collective noun name for a group of tapeworms is a parade.

When the middle of March gives you lemons, make lemonides. It goes great with caesar salad and étouffée, Brutus. It’s a superb banquet.

Bévy, a commune in the Côte-d'Or department in eastern France, is known for its over-abundance of deer roe.

Grave accents are neither obtuse nor spoken in the Charnel house.

Defenestration is not encouraged after viewing a vista from windows.

Jazzman Chet Baker never performed on stage with the Fine Young Cannibals.

Uneasy Cheese is mostly restless, anxious, and awkward.

The Sex Pistols milked the advertising slogan ‘Never Mind the Horlicks, Here’s Milo’ for their own 1977 album.

Through her instinctive travels, Elise Gundo has amassed a vast collection of lost pocketbooks and wallets.

Black pears are not an ingredient in Worcestershire Sauce.

In Hesse Häuser, wick workers are said to reek with weckewerk on Wednesdays.

Bon Homme County, South Dakota, is named for no one in particular.

Gautier le Leu wrote a dit about an adit that was translated into dits and dashes.

The band Foreigner refuses to perform Genesis’s ‘Illegal Alien’ during live sets.

Swiss Miss cheese is never referred to as the Velveeta Helvetia.

Gemma Augustea has a cameo in the film, ‘Relief’.

Measurements of the A4, or London Road, are not defined by ISO 216.

Don’t blame the Comstock Lode for either Maxwell’s silver hammer or Joan’s silver dagger.

Illustrator Martin Handford got lost in a lot of crowds in his youth.

Most outside calipers are used indoors.

Inventor Charles Douglass literally laughed all the way to the bank.

The first Mitsubishi models were sold with three complementary water chestnuts.

Of all your household appliances, it is surprisingly your clothes dryer that does not celebrate Lent.

Beware the fine print in those Wimmelbilderbuch books.

Edward O. Thorp is best known for counting shoes.

The pink lady cocktail is best served without Jeff.

April showers may bring May flowers, but September forces burn October horses.

The Mazda Ahura went through 101 code names during development before a final name was decided upon.

Sexus, Plexus, and Nexus were the names used for three of the Seven Dwarves in some Latin texts.

The only permanent performance at Holborn Circus involves a horse named Nimrod.

Courtney Love was first popularized by Gaston Paris in 1883 and emphasizes nobility and chivalry.

Paul Winchell held both Jerry Mahoney and a patent for fixing broken hearts.

AudiOdyssey, a game for the visually impaired, debuted under a blind arcade.

The Flushing neighborhood of Queens, New York, refused to install a replica of the Duchamp Memorial Fountain.

German babies named Matti don’t exist for very long.

Girl Scout cookies did not briefly tout exotic flavors such as shiitake mushrooms.

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It is bad taste to fill replicas of the Portland Vase with Reese’s Pieces.

Houston’s Transco Tower has cats hidden around its exterior.

The lyrics of Will Oldham are not secretly woven into the Prestonpans Tapestry.

The Seller d’Or is the highest and most beautiful-sounding named prize available to traveling salesmen.

K.O. mice are not unable to fight in their jeans.

Fersommling attendees seeing their shadows go on to entertain for six more hours.

There are no living nightlights to scare out of anyone.

The saddest thing is when a TV parent outlives their TV child.

The Harvey Girls were not figments of the imagination belonging to Elwood P. Dowd.

The Marcels were once the heirs apparent to the doo-wop crown.

Darth Veadar used to appear only seven times in every 19 years.

The happiest days of actors Gavan O'Herlihy and Randolph Roberts are most likely behind them.

The Mir Space Station, when broken, did not cause anyone seven years bad luck.

A geschmacksmuster occurs once every quarter century.

Doctor Wooreddy’s prescription for enduring the ending of the world is filled at pharmacies in Australia.

Those that value words with double consonants know not to eat humus on pita bread.

Sister Maria Sciana is not credited as the founder of the Etruscan branch of the Cult of Anubis.

The Oracle of Deli knew what you wanted on your sandwich before you did.

The Hampster Dance internet meme was strictly outlawed in Hawaii.

The longest word published in the German language is Donaudampfschiffahrtselektrizitätenhauptbetriebswerkbauunterbeamtengesellschaft.

Jack the Ripper never spilled Kensington Gore.

The Temple of the Tooth in the Kingdom of Kandy is not a playable level in the Candy Crush Saga series of games.

Prime number of the day: 467.

Groin vaults are popular features of medieval cathedrals but, thankfully, often do not contain relics.

It’s not just the spa that’s not bad in Bad Frankenhausen.

Norwegian black metal has been a popular export since the 1990s.

Yocto Marx was cousin of the more famous brothers and the smallest of the family.

Captain Kangaroo’s theme song was not performed on a vacuum cleaner.

1 Vera mile = 1.609344 Vera kilometers

Beef Wellington served in Glasgow is often supplemented by a orange traffic pylon.

0.999... is also lonely but just not as popular.

It almost seems as if the reign of Queen Khentakawess III of Egypt just started.

Robots reading Bibles are common at Chicago Bulls games.

Allan apples are considered tokens of good luck.

Jerk chicken does not have to do with the rate of its acceleration.

Kellogg’s Frosted Rice used to be known for its magnetic personality.

Wëssen does not equal Wessonality.

Hogmanay does not refer to the pork commodities trading occurring on New Years Day.