A perkin triangle does not dry the merkin triangle.

Apostrophes are not high commas, and commas are not depressed apostrophes.

The Dystles' Creed did not promote food waste, especially bread.

Ruby (Rubrum) and Carl (Caeruleum) are not the name of the astrological Pisces.

Few enjoyed sponge diving with a xylospongium.

Hey diddle diddle: you never hear about the petri dish running away with the Scoopula.

Glacial errotics were known to be rock hard over distances of hundreds of kilometers.

Albert and Hugh Gerrard were not amateur abecedarians.

Paul Hollywood may believe some television viewers can grate British bacon.

The universe may not change should James Burke ever decide to appear on Connexion.

Vitruvius never designed a sore fauces while with the Pharyngitis.

Wenceslaus did not look out at the stone soup feast of Stephen's.

The Stone Poneys never performed in Lascaux.

Gestas and Dismas did not succumb to death from cross contamination.

Some suggest not looking in the aboral end of a gift horse, either.

Sorry ladies, but Port Deposit, Maryland, deposits on the right side of the state.

Oh, what a Christmas carol "December, 1963" is not.

Shocking but true: whatever they were made of, George Washington hasn't brushed his teeth...in years!!!

Neither the walrus nor the carpenter wore spats.

A year on, the bots were not surprised.

Left-arm orthodox spin is not a protest against right-hand traffic.

Few had any clue when she jumped how Holly would land a century later.

Charlie, Ronnie, and Robert Wilson never sang about the energy difference between two allowed ranges of electron energy within a solid.

"Talking Turkeys" was not a bowling aftershow.

There are no extant aquamanilia in the shape of Arthur Curry.

Two books are better than one tête-bêche.

The lack of propionibacterium bacteria does not result in solid moly.

Sheb Wooley likely never witnessed an airborne purple pitcher plant.

Cubicles setup for the Soma Festival are not referred to as soma cubes.

Diognetus rolled 500 miles and Baeton rolled 500 more, but neither twas celebrated in song during Alexander's reign.

Some cheesemongers say its blind luck to find blind Swiss cheese.

King Vipoig was not attributed as the source of the phrase, "Pict your battles".

Cough drips do not deliver 30 cough drops per millilitre.

Some residents within Clarke County, Alabama, actually do wake up and smell Coffeeville every morning. #ThemCounties

Lane Limited's papers did not include original lyrics to "Boogie Woogie Bugler Boy".

Nag a radiant anomaly on national anagram day.

Scottish scenery is not known for its crook and nanny.

One's sinuosity index does identify how much of a Sinophile they are.

No 1980s credit card imprinter boasted a nihil obstat.

NAPA auto parts should not go through any gimjang process.

Pasture land is seldom marked by cowbouys.

Boy Meets Girl never pondered those waning for a star to fall.

Omar Khayyam did not chew gum arabic while walking.

The Serer-Noon saw no sense in commemorating The Day of Two Noons in the Noon langauge.

Willard Libby never specified the eight simple rules for radiocarbon dating his teenage daughters.

Today is not the anniversary of British numismatists failing to synthesize pounds, shillings, and pence.

W.L. Taylor did not ______ the first Cloze test in 1953 after a ______ of Mad Libs.

Arthur Machen did not write of the reputed appearance of a destroying angel during the Battle of Porto Bello.

Little Red Riderwood was not a character in the folklore of Choctaw County, Alabama. #ThemCounties

Two-hundred years after his birth, Lot Longyear was finally known for more than four sticks.

Skeptical theism does not include a you-feel-emm inference.

Original recipes for Brach's candy were not written in brachygraphy to hide trade secrets.

John Paul Jones was the last member of Led Zeppelin to be considered Zepbound.

Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania, is not celebrating 51 years since a cabal of hydrogen-boron-oxygen producers infiltrated its atmosphere.

The spelling mistake on Jean Bardou's papers actually led to a job.

The pluhinny shoe is not assembled with no constraint around the toes.

Kerathol is not a carrot-based alcohol.

Vitruvius, in "Ten Books on Architecture", did not include a lament by master builder Effundo Concreto called "ego pauper concreto".

Athanasius Kircher did not sound off about a coup stick.

Ivan Renko was not the first Hoosier to have his name and home country on the reverse of his jersey.

Fear is the only enema - so claims our Toast and Reruns man.

Joey Russo never uttered "Whoa" to the unrepentant cities.

Breaking wind doesn't play a broken Aeolian harp.

Penelope Cholmondely often wore contact lenses.

Frikadelle did not originate as fricassee prepared within a citadel.

Alexandre-Edmond Becquerel was known to glower as much as the next man.

Panacea was not the goddess of universal truths and cycles.

Ken Burns's "The American Buffalo" purposely did not touch on wings.

Palomar knots seen from #fishhooks at Palomar Observatory will not catch pisces. #DoubleLetterFun

Jumbo Dolomite is not an elephantine sculpture in Chilton County, Alabama. #ThemCounties

The concept of "skeleton on gelatin" is not best illustrated by the gashadokurotokoroten (with sauce).

Citizens of Pantai Remis were not celebrating a landslide victory 30 years ago.

Bitching ewes like bees.

Thucydides von Trapp was not an Austrian singer.

Masala film does not appear atop Masala chai.

Artists of the Song dynasty were not known for paintings of weaning gibbons during waning gibbous.

Franz Carl Müller-Lyer was not the first to know where to draw the line.

The west Vergina Sun does not always shine on mountaineers.

One can only guess how Sweden's Queen Christina would have reacted to the music of Michael Balzary.

Scots have been known to pay many a coin for owning multiple dogs.

Rupert of Hee Haw was not part of any rural purge.

Charles Howell never bribed Dante Rossetti to wear a t-shirt with the words "I Dig The Poetry of Elizabeth Siddal".

Cabbage-based sodas are not marketed as colza (or diet colza).

The root of Queen Anne's lace was not measured in carats.

Don't cha know Carole King felt the grunt under her feet in Poland.

Only rarely does a lexicographer rage about aggry appearing on a puggry.

The brown M&M mascot was disallowed from appearing at Van Halen concerts.

Synchronizing "The Dark Side of the Moon Redux" with 1985's "Return to Oz" yields more prunes and less prisms.

Yes, the eggs in a soufflé délirante are most assuredly cracked.

Few ask where Rocky Mountain oyster crackers come from.

Nikita Khrushchev did not protest shoestring budgets at the United Nations General Assembly.

Trickster spirits in in apprenticeship were not called trayners.

Tie the knot, not the tie.

Namaste is many things, but not a sign of not wanting more tea.

Tom Selleck's egagtrom was never thought of as a maelstrom.

Triumphant entries into Jerusalem were not led by a Palm Pilot.

There are some rules of thumb about tow trucks.

Chuck Cunningham facts: he could count to ten on one finger.

Tycho Brahe was not a brown-noser.

Few cities ever had the bright idea to greenlight blue-light specials in red-light districts.

Some people enjoy their huckleberry foe.

Joshua Abraham Norton was considered a wholly roamin' emperor around San Francisco.

Pedanius Dioscorides did not document the benefits of putting thyme in a bottle or messing around with sium.

Our Toast and Reruns man heard someone actually picked all seven noses of Soho.

Descendants of Francis James Child did not categorize the hard rock power ballad.

Aquarius is not the Zodiac sign of tardigrades.

Apache hominy does not go well with java.

Storm Daniel's moistening of Libya makes it one of the deadliest weather events of 2023 to date.

Few kippah are kept with designs of Amanita muscaria.

The devil's millhopper is not the result of cheese fly larva.

The kissing camels are not kissing cousins.

Rhinoviruses can survive for as long as 3 hours on tours of uncharted desert isles.

The bovine vs. porcine fight is not referred to as the distillation row.

The zug of some #ziggurat zag more than zig or zig more than zag. #DoubleLetterFun

To his credit, Gary Wright never performed "Dream Weaver" atop an adobe brick building with fireworks.

Avoid the Noid's nevoid pepperoni.

Shedeh-Hotep was not the parrot-headed goddess of ancient hieroglyphs.

Some modern sequels with Sir Gawain include his encounter with the Bethnal Green Butcher, the Green Stamps, and the Greengrocer.

No shampoo guaranteed no more tearing.

Britain has a spatial relation with America, but the latter is not part of the ∪ Kingdom.

The Redundant is not the mascot of Centre Middle School, in Cherokee County, Alabama. #ThemCounties

Paul Chabas once got in hot water about a September morn.

Men may be from Mars, but Saturniids are not from Saturn.

No Lego engineer earned a Gold Castle pin in 1978.

The proof of the Panpudding Hill is that it's not in Eaton.

No one is trying to hamstring every popliteal fossa in Burkina Faso.

Few geography fans stan about former Soviet republics.

In the USA, Lower 48 does not infer Higher 2.

R. D. Blackmore's all-avian adaption of 'Lorna Doone' did not feature Scandaroons.

Some still naugaseek for the hidden elusive Nauga.

Cultural jammers are not rewriting history to celebrate Jim Buoy as a legendary figure in Texas.

Layamon's Brutwurst was not a Middle English guide book for sausage locations.

Joseph Jernigan did not tell many slice of life stories while in prison. Out of prison? That's another matter.

#Audipalooza does not overlap with #Nissanarama in 2023.

It is hard for some to foot the bill for #bufflehead bobbleheads. #DoubleLetterFun

The "La Fait Parfait" is not the official dessert of Chambers County, Alabama. #ThemCounties

The Vandellas famously did not purse Rome in 455.

The Chicago Manual of Style does not address wearing a Chicago overcoat.

Sam Bartram was never the pitch man for a brand of tinned pea soup.

Have a jolly time on this, the anniversary of Sir William Ormerod's memorial service.

Even animal trackers know south paws do not appear on the left-hand path.

The Empire State Building was once famous for 485 minutes - 470 more than Andy Warhol predicted.

The coronation of King Tim III did not occur on Sedgwick Avenue.

Ira Gershwin never found inspiration from farro weighs.

Bakers seldom assemble shoofly pie from Choux pastry.

Members of the KLF did not perform wearing ancient muumuus.

Best we can hope, Lost Boy Larry did not grow up to become Leisure Suit Larry.

Mist, Oregon, was not known for its umbrous brume.

The Archies were sugar-free until 1969.

Flavius Donvaldus Belisarius was not the creator of the aura lupus.

Autochthons were not born on a vernal equinox.

One does not need speak to the manager when constructing a cairn.

Ass power is not a fifth of horsepower.

Vox populi from atop the septem colles did not result in seven mons public.

Wildfires in Rhodes are being fought with water, even though it is a Greece fire.

The film "Desperately Seeking Susan" was not a modern retelling of "Erstwhile Susan".

Just because the word "senator" comes from the Latin "senex" ("old man") does not mean they need to be as old as the Hill.

Eschatologists seldom escape from an escrow about the esker.

The sight of Sonny going cuckoo for choccolocco puffs was not confused as Calhoun County, Alabama's Choccolocco Monster. #ThemCounties

Our Toast and Reruns man reminds our readers: don't drink and fan drive.

The encyclical Avem Imperium was not released X cathedra.

Nutty Buddy Cups are not jockeying for a similar nutritional fact label of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.

Zager and Evans did not tell us in the year 1545 someone coined the word "dandruff".

No paper quire of angels prints principalities.

Kirkpatrick Macmillan did not refer to himself as the popcycle.

Adopt-a-Highway programs do not refer to branded trash as the pick of the liter.

Inchgarvie was never measured in the Scottish inch.

Jane Birkin was known for far more than just being a bag lady.

Pepin's step-brother was not Tappen the hunched-over.

Piet Hein did not claim the minus cube of 3 to be -27.

Barbie only used nine dashes to signify when she was Out Of Office.

Busy signals in Area Code 418 are not to the tune of "I'm A Little Teapot."

Well, you know we're working on today's trivia, and you know we had trivia to totally, uhhh, it's such a ridiculous situation, isn't it? But we had today's trivia, and we would have published that trivia, and it was all ready. Maybe something about teapots next time?

Höhle's Schweizerisch Theorem says life is only perfect when the holes in your Swiss cheese slices line up.

The music of Sforzinda did not result in its designer being remembered as "Filarete of soul".

100% of our trivia is not made with aged vanilla.

No credible aromachologist went on record saying the scent of Benjamin Zalde Hyde was similar to the Allman Brothers.

Those unread online Threads are not called Thrums. Yet.

Harland Sanders and Strawberry Shortcake dolls are not popular Christmas gifts even in Japan.

Some say Columella heard tales on rural affairs from his bos.

The Isle of Manchild is not a crown dependency.

No ambiguity here: holy cow leaves holy shit on holey ground.

Industry in Butler County, Alabama, is said to be unincorporated. #ThemCounties

Some roads to hell are paved with phosphogypsum.

Citizens of Surrey don't speak much about Ewell salts.

Few wear Zill's tilapia on their fingers.

Pepperidge Farm has yet to sell taiyaki.

Tilia is not a Britannicus lime.

The blazon of the Smith Brothers' coat of arms does not include the phrase, "arms on a lozenge".

The University of Cambridge never had its own version of the Apostles' Creed.

Woe was not brought to ancient Thebes by citizens wearing hominy necklaces.

It took readers fifty years to appreciate Lewis Barnavelt not living in a TikTok house.

On average, less than twelve percent of baby bok choy become juvenile delinquents.

John Gast did not paint Manifest Destiny's child and refer to her as Columbiana.

R. F. Delderfield's pamphlet for Pixie Day was not considered doggerel for saying the mythical creatures do little.

Cottage cheese creation could be considered cottagecore.

The first Mr. Men can start receiving US Social Security retirement benefits in 2033.

No signs of the Tyndall effect were ever reported in the suspension of Bullock County, Alabama. #ThemCounties

The "Jeffrey Hudson" is not a menu option at Dagwood-themed sandwich shops.

One must stand atop about 32,000 #threepences to reach the top of No. 1 Croydon. #DoubleLetterFun

Saint Patrick did not drives snakes into a Caduceus shape.

Off-broadway theatres exist on and off Broadway.

Goody Samaritan was not anyone's wife on the road from Jerusalem to Jericho.

It does not take ten thousand dollars to participate in a salmon chase.

A random sequence of single, satisfying notes but with disastrous, unintended results is the chance melody.

Most Anglican vergers do not wind up between a roadway and sidewalk.

No clotheshorse has won the triple crown.

Sounds sheepish, I'm sure, but in Lincolnshire, most pimps are limited to five.

Our Toast and Rerun man has not found any instances of someone throwing glass beads in a stone house.

The Fisher Nut Company did not devise the Fisher protocol.

By comparison, Ecuadorian hats are not made from the wool of Panama sheep.

'Tis best not to adorn oneself with borrowed prunes.

Some say bon voyage to the Beaune voyous et harmonie.

Channel 1 in North American is not regulated to constant reruns of "Taxi".

Develéskoian mushroom are not considered holy.

Some may believe Perimeter Man has nothing around Area Man.

The thirteenth level cap was not a hue of mauvey beige.

The Exxon Corporation claims to have humble origins.

Pity City is not within the boundary of Garish Parish.

Nutty Buddy is not the smaller, friendlier companion of Nutter Butter.

Evangelista Torricelli was not the first pessimist to say "life sucks".

The Roman imperial cult of Clouds never sought to comprehend the meaning of 8.

It's uncertain how many archeologists have uncovered covered bridges in Blount County, Alabama. #ThemCounties

One could argue all of Tommy John's surgeries are Tommy John surgeries.

Even queen size mattresses are called kings in the United Kingdom.

Cook's Country does not use green recipe cards.

Less than 40% of young corn hooks up on eHominy.

The mythological "nithing lion" did not form the basis of the Nittany Lion or the Wizard of Oz character.

A side hustle may involve a back bustle.

Neep tides turn up the strangest things for beachcombers.

Thomas Gainsborough did not paint the mountains of Lhasa or people walking the Potala lanes into the background of the Blue Boy.

According to our Toast and Reruns man, the comma was not first sighted during the erectus period.

Jeff did not go from working at Burger Chef to co-staring with Pink Lady.

Guinness World Records claimed Tío Pepe was so vane because of its large weather instrument in Jerez de la Frontera.

Hey, there were no file allocation tables on Albert Computers!

The #Eddy Brothers were not mediums well done. #DoubleLetterFun

The Latin motto for Centreville, Alabama, is not Bib Super Omnis. #ThemCounties

The words to songs by Henry Gross never met the threshold of Shannon's maxim.

One may have a difficult time coordinating van der graaf paper.

King Charles III does not rent anything from his Redbox.

Cubic Zelkova does not have square roots.

The city of big shoulders does not have big dandruff.

A half-eaten piece of someone's pizza is at best a third-class relic.

Edmund B. Fitzgerald, it is said, recked Wisconsin.

No animal says "Quelish" in the 1967 film, "Doctor Dolittle".

Dole Whip was not served on Tichborne, Hampshire, pub crawls.

It doesn't take a Roads kill scholar to win roadkill bingo.

Physical education courses seldom feature a section on the guitar workout.

Strontium was not known in Londinium.

One may question why mister tally man wasn't counting Brazilian wandering spider sightings when the daylight came.

When you see the Southern blot for the first time you understand now why you came this way. #DNADay

Two Schick tests of a lamb tail don't diagnose ovine diphtheria.

Disney does not plan to introduce new character, Hello Possum, to its Florida theme park.

Few were duped to use drupes as currancy.

O.J. Simpson never asked consumers to remember the Alamo rent-a-car booth.

Ancient Romain semis were all half ass.

Hazen Pingree and William Maybury sat across from each other for years without shaking hands.

Gestas was not the impotent thief.

Clabber Girl never fought Clapperboy in somebody's cinematic universe.

Nay, horses did not move hippogonally around the Hippodrome.

Rob Zombie has not yet recreated Munster Rugby.

Research by our Toast and Reruns man says gallop polls never favored senator Incitatus.

One pice does not yield two pisces.

The National Health Service never provided services for the Manchester Baby.

Al Jaffee did not fold-in one thousand origami cranes.

The red umbrella of the Travellers does not provide shelta from the elements.

No, ancient Greek medicine did not find black bile humorous.

Fred Astaire was not known to cleek cheeks when dancing.

Every Jack may not want his Jilly Juice.

A greenhead likely does not have a green thumb.

Ralston Purina never verified the recipe for Bleu Chex cereal.

Our Toast and Reruns man say some believe the Swiss Guard use Scotchgard.

Thirty silver-colored Reese's Pieces were never used as a contest to win an oversized Hershey's Kiss.

America offers lost souls a host of wayward prophets to follow.

Number Nine's revolution was being against wearing whistling breeches.

No Caesar uttered "pan-pan" when their pizza delivery was urgent.

Lucky Charms never featured marbit in the shape of K-dwarf stars.

Barbour County, Alabama, does not boast a petrified whiskey bottle. #ThemCounties

A lamb laid down off-broadway, too, but there wasn't a mob so few heard about it.

'Sermo Vulgaris' is not researched by those that refer to themselves as vulgarians.

Canute the Great did not create the position of Guide to the Sands.

Braterstwhile is not the name of a scrapbook series celebrating pork sausage recipes.

Few play stalking horse on a vaulting horse.

David Karp likely never saw an English Short-faced Tumbler on his dashboard.

The Montgolfier brothers took the adynaton "quand les moutons volent" to new heights (and a duck and rooster).

Pardon my French, but l'armée du baiser n'est pas une véritable force terrestre.

تبدو الصدمة والرعب مختلفة بعد عشرين عامًا.

Few remember Forgotten Man's origins as the whatever-he-was.

The banana equivalent dose of Josephine Baker's radiating costume was never measured.

In space, no one can hear ice cream.

Edgar Rice Burroughs is not considered the grandfather of the Sour Patch Kids, thanks to his synthetic men of Mars.

Zorro never licked El Marko.

Juggling has been seen everywhere from Beni Hasan to Benihana.

Some believe, according to our Toast and Rerun Man, the spherical cow merely rolled over the moon.

Sacerdotalists never offered #saccharoidial surprises. #DoubleLetterFun

Wilco will celebrate it's demisemiseptcentennial in 2169 - likely without Jeff Tweedy.

The Laundry Project accept donations even during Lent.

Hasty pudding may make wasty pudding.

Trivia about passive acquiescence will appear eventually.

Mizaru was not an early mascot of the Columbia Broadcasting System.

Clement was not the patron of clark, or clerks, mores.

The Musicians' Desk Reference covers more than the string section.

Cubes do not have six side hustles.

Seven Hyundais do not one Hyunweek make.

The music of Swing Out Sister was never used in acne treatment commercials.

The band Reverse Lorries never recorded a version of Barrington Pheloung's theme from "Inspector Morse".

Jackie Gleason patting himself on the stomach did not mean he forgot a lien.

Constantin Perskyi did not identify any Neon Boys at the Exposition Universelle of 1900.

Lady Tichborne never crawled around the Dole Plantation Pineapple Maze.

Whistling breeches are not usually found on whispering beaches.

Maria Manutius was said to be drawn to the strong, silent type.

Organizers of the ancient Terminalia festivals were required to think outside the box.

The runaway dish and spoon were not separated by plate tectonics.

The Tommy Westphall Universe took a minor hit with the loss of John Munch.

Gardeners are actually encouraged to double #dibble. #DoubleLetterFun

Members of the Paridae family of birds are not often featured on the boob tube.

Some carpenters were said to seek out the vertical horizon by plumbing out the jamb.

Esker kebab are not grilled pieces of whatever one finds in stratified sand and gravel.

The proverbial man did not throw the butter out of the window to attract lepidopterists.

The city of the big shoulders is not associated with the city of the big head.

Amenities from the Library Hotel are not usually found through interlibrary loan.

Few will brag "pull comes to drag".

Elizabeth Sugrue was quite sanguine about her job duties.

至少第五维度认为世界是美丽气球中的美丽地方

Bay Minette, Alabama, never stole daphne shrubs from neighboring towns in the early Twentieth Century. #ThemCounties

The Day Utility indeed had night ability.

Deed pollen is said to affect only one person.

It is unknown if people spent money hand over fist for Leg Over Leg in 1855.

Green rooms are in some green buildings, yes.

Hubb el 'Aziz are tantamount for the Moulid of Sayid Ahmed el-Badawi, yet come from no mountains of Tanta.

Some musicians go hog wild singing copla about coppa.

The Kallikak family did not live on Klickitat Street.

Squirrel shadows do have tails, too.

After 25 years, a full Ginsburg would undoubtedly proclaim satiety.

Autauga is not part of the Eruca genus, no matter what that Pratt says. #ThemCounties

London's Elephant Parade did make the Castle Parade jealous, as far as one knows.

The unnamed narrator of Poe's "The Raven" is not referred to as Zed.

The United States Geometric Survey (USGS) did not advocate Huey Lewis to be more eclectic by being "hip to be rhombus".

Lambasting lasses lassoing lassi on lamassus is lame.

Stegosauruses were not Presbyterian.

Pyromaniacs have nothing on Burns Night.

Franklin Clarence Mars did offer a greenshoe clause to get the Mar-O-Bar Co. off the ground.

Adaven was not the semordnilap capitol of Nevada.

Rabbit tests are not required to begin the Chinese New Year.

One man's debt ceiling is another man's debt floor.

Verdi Square once had a prominent hypotenuse.

Anna Mitchell-Hedges did not practice phrenology in Lubaantun.

Enid Blyton's Famous Five were never elected ephors.

Ugley sisters do not usually play the parts of Snow White and Rose Red in Esser dramas.

One would think Metamucil would be a regular feature of the Metaverse.

Johann Jacob Schelp did not patent a method to transport carbonated mineral water.

The Johnnie #maar is not Nevada's well-known coneless volcanic crater. #DoubleLetterFun

If some of you are not careful, 15 years from today, Guglielmo Marconi will have received the first trans-Atlantic radio signal the day before.

Pemptidodekaphobia: general apprehension regarding Thursday the Twelfth.

Even Joe Orton was not interested in what the butler sawed.

Joe Blow did not practice ritual exsufflation, according to our Toast and Reruns man.

Dace fishing is a major Tuddy attraction in the waters around Norfolk.

Contrary to commercials, America does not dunk on runnin.

#Thermostrockimortimer is not an ancient name in the Cactaceae family.

In the room the people came and went, looking for the vice-president. And indeed some served time.

Measuring the weight of air guitars, air keyboards, air basses, and air drums on the same mass scale is approriate and does not require separate weighs.

The Anubis Shrine does include the warning phrase etched into its base: يأتي الدفع ليشق.

Minutes from the First Council of Nicaea translated into plain English were later dubbed "Nicene Easy".

Wombats unable to scat-sing are not considered square.

Always cover you Assyriologists.