The Christmas Bird Count does not account for the first seven days of Christmas.

Some barrators claim to know recipes for torte by heart.

The Gospel of Nicodemus did not cross examine the stories of Gestas or Dismas.

The original Alperton station building was not a modest timber-framed structure made from Perivale wood. #BeenUndergrounded

The Bisbee 1000 Penrose Stairs Climb is a bit more than five kilometers, or the total area of Cochise County, Arizona. #ThemCounties

McCombinatorics did not factor into the count of over 99 billion served customers.

Old English holidays did not involve fish sauce and the phrase, "cyssan mīn gryttes".

Chester was a not a cricket wireless in Times Square.

Salad grinds don't involve acetarious greens.

Acetimeters can measure in litres, damn it.

Some fluorescent varicosities are distinguished in leeches.

Fans of Adam Hanna did not create Adamania as an event in Adamana, Apache County, Arizona. #ThemCounties

Some Canadians prefer cheesy anconoid maccheroni.

As Slow As Possible ends 615 years today𝄌.

The greatest of all time do not perform in an aba.

The name "Acts of the Apostles" was not first used irenaeusly.

The Master of the Rolls did not measure butter and cheese.

You can lie on your Barton bed but you likely cannot make a new one - at least right away.

The one Wiseman in Alaska's Yukon–Koyukuk Census Area brought gold. Frankincense and myrrh were right out! #ThemCounties

Duffel baguettes are not small loaves of bread.

Beware the praline with pyrazine odors.

Rotulus was not the first rolling paper.

Plastiglomerates are not the rock-people faction action figures from your favorite superhero movie.

Some quinquagenarian quaestors in the Imperium Rōmānum might have asked, "what the L?"

Performing favors with half effort did not mean you were doing someone a semi-solid.

Few have ever seen a Canoo at rest in Yakutat, Alaska. #ThemCounties

Some later wrote how Marco Antonio Bragadin was really a swell guy under the skin.

Brandishing the caduceus was not a form a ophidiomancy.

Apostolic Caramelization is not due to the Maillard reaction.

Worldwide Logo Design Award winners do not boast an alogo trophy.

Some spotted owls can spot more pork.

Azophi never cited the ta'arjah sultanate as having "angustiae dirus".

Senior Wrangler is not a sobriquet for the mayor of Wrangell, Alaska. #ThemCounties

The Rip Van Winkle tripels is not a trilogy of fabulist tales.

Jack Alan was not faster than you, than ewe, or than yew.

Few parasols will protect you from falling paleosol.

Cat eye glasses do not use catoptrics.

Kickers seldom punt wine bottles.

Snow White would have lost count at the Wrocław Dwarfs.

Chicken, Alaska, in the Southeast Fairbanks Census Area, existed before Egg, Alaska. #ThemCounties

The comic Garfield is known for showing how a cat tires easily of an odious dog.

Paul never wrote dominical letters to Corinth.

Looe bites are not caused by a doohickey.

The Argent Group was not responsible for a massive attack on Paradise.

Jan Hus's refusal to lower his head did not give rise to the rumour that he was the first to hear, "duck, duck Goose!"

The Barton Springs gerrymander is an unendangered spineless creature.

Miners in Skagway, Alaska, never claimed the prettiest woman in the middle was the stone Kanagoo. #ThemCounties

Archimedes did not cite "Eureka" for the addition of orange juice to vodka.

The 2015 split of Hewlett-Packard did not affect the use of HP Sauce in the company canteen.

The Chinese monal are not monaural.

Jimmy Hoffa still would not have had a Medicare number on the social program's tenth anniversary.

Ariose by any other name is not melodic.

Cadbury never enlisted Dolores Erickson as a Flake Girl.

Dolly Varden was not a principal dancer for Sitka, Alaska's version of Swan Lake. #ThemCounties

The kibble balance stays away from weighing bits.

The affair of the sausages was not about finding true love at Nathan's Famous Coney Island.

It sounds batty, but you're in trouble still if you're caught streaming at the Alamo.

John P. Thompson's progress was a huge fillip to screwdrivers.

Female holoparasites do not rely on hostesses.

Tsetse flies seldom attend a New Year's Eve ball drop.

Death's Gate is not connected to the Labyrinth through a nevus.

Few foresaw the formation of the British Premonitions Bureau.

If you knew Ebisu, then you'd know his luck is true.

Villians of old San Francisco did not escape via cabal car.

Members of the Manhattan Project did not use Trinitarian formulas as part of their computational engineering.

David Adickes did not refer to his 67-foot tall statue in Huntsville, Texas, as "That's So Raven".

Few Lombardy bands were ever seen in a blind arcade.

Berliner Rundfunk does not broadcast the entertainment program, Showtime at the Artemis.

Philip Augustus was frank about styling himself as "King of France".

The battle of the golden spurs was not an early inspiration for Belgium's Gouden Spike.

Andrew Oddy never tested the waters of football pools.

William Jennings Bryan made new friends but kept the old at the 1896 Democratic National Convention in Chicago.

John Nixon's reading of the Declaration of Independence was not saved by the bell.

Sliced bread was not the greatest hyperbolic compound noun since indoor plumbing.

The Congo didn't make the mouths of Diogo Cão's crew water.

Pedro Lopes de Sousa was not a character with dentures in some versions of Candy Land.

The Horns of Hattin were not a horn section featuring siblings Tekiah, Shevarim, and Teruah Carlebach.

Yes, we love the idea Werner Christie may have used old Adresseavisens to build an eight-sided church.

The full name of the former one-time main character in Jim Davis's "Garfield" comic strip was not Lyman Guiteau.

Users of ancient Portuguese measurement units did mark canada day by drinking liters.

Earth would be great if it wasn't for the people.

The Craig tube in Alaska's Prince of Wales-Hyder Census Area is not underground, nor helps those being Hyderized. #ThemCounties

The worst part of contact sports is Folgers in your cup.

King Edward VII did not run the 1908 Olympic men's marathon.

Adjuvant syndrome is not a phenomenon where someone demonstrates exceptional altruism in one domain.

Nakir may carry a mallet but does not play the kettle drum.

Edwin Booth was not an early investor in Players International.

It's doubtful the U.S. Army was in hot water for abandoning Minnesota's Coldwater Spring during the 1920s.

It takes four days to celebrate May 17 in Alaska's Petersburg Borough. #ThemCounties

Carolina shag is not a form of loose tobacco.

Some costs are incurred when collecting free polyominoes.

You'll be fit to be tied to know shoes don't often boast macroglossia.

There is a minor barrier in finding an elf on the Ross ice shelf.

Mass marketing is not a liturgical service.

Jim Corbett was not the author of the "Book of Common Prey".

The 250th anniversary of the United States Army is as good a time as any to remind you the rank of chief petty officer is more a naval rank.

LediCola is not a soft drink manufactured in Alaska's Northwest Arctic Borough. #ThemCounties

Chirocracy is not the governing body of a men's collegiate fraternity.

Dogoda was not a goddess of western Wends.

The Ballard pull was not a conventional measure of the pulling (or towing) Catherine Balotta.

The Powers-That-B are seldom the Powers-That-C.

Kushim is not an element on the Uruk periodic tablet.

The balance of evidence suggests that there is a discernible human influence on global stupidity.

Sports teams playing in Alaska's North Slope Borough seldom ever beat those working in Deadhorse. #ThemCounties

Seven days of paraskeviéxiaphobia makes one weak.

There were few pre-code films about Samuel Morse.

Big Apple pothole maps did not lead to treasure - for some.

Johann Forster did not cut a rug as a result of the spotted shag.

Bates numbering was not used to document 12 vacant cabins.

Our Toast and Reruns man noted it was the Egyptians who didn't add yeast to the honor roll.

Moe anthropomorphism is older than Larry anthropomorphism.

Hornucopia is not the collective name for a group of unicorns.

Adjunct professors of breweries are solid.

The Boston butt was not an English measure of liquid volume equaling two hogsheads - or any other porcine parts.

The dog accompanying Tobias and the Angel was not an early seeing-eye dog.

Brumidi did not try to paint "The Abiogenesis of Washington" and thought it perhaps taboo.

Construction in the Nome Census Area thankfully is not mandated by gnome sorting. #ThemCounties

Dylan does not sing with a common lisp.

Parking valets do not often circumvallate your car.

The F.H. Bennett Biscuit Company never considered product-themed undergarments.

Pac-Man's 256th birthday in 2236 will likely not include a kill screen.

The total number of statues in Acre, Israel, does not total 43,560 feet.

MMXXV marks X at C.

New England's Dark Day did not fall at some point between Tall Day and Handsome Day.

Archimedean tilings do not dot the exterior of Eureka Roadhouse in Matanuska-Susitna Borough, Alaska. #ThemCounties

Yeah, but Sisyphus did not have to roll a kidney stone, though.

Cuber, Slovenia, does not square off against speed cubers touring the area.

Effigy burning was not considered an early form of team building.

Some bribes are just planeola obvious.

Few offer thoughts and prayers following the release of a bath bomb.

Pope-Vannoy Landing does not memorialize the pontiff's arrival in Lake and Peninsula Borough, Alaska. #ThemCounties

The "Logos Alēthēs" was not translated into Farenheit.

Though Mr Punch may say "That's the way to do it", he never follows it up with "You play the guitar on the MTV".

The Basilica di Saccargia has not appeared in Oreo sandwich cookie commercials.

Marfa graham crackers are not produced using a contract and release baking process.

Lucky Charms was not the first emoji-based cereal.

The Kusilvak Census Area is not home to the Jimon and Scammon sects of Buddhism. #ThemCounties

O-type stars were not an Uzay specialty.

Riders do not consider Aldgate East's station more Byzantine than its namesake to the west. #BeenUndergrounded

Female Hussites did not form a Hus band.

Studies are not clear whether fish suffer with didaskaleinophobia.

In Apline glacial history recording, 68 Günz is roughly ~69.768 megaannums.

Elizabeth Coatsworth's children's book about a cat was not retitled "Halo Kitty" in Japan.

Ferdinand Porsche never drove anywhere in a postiche.

Kodiak Island Borough residents know Womens Bay, Alaska, is not twinned with the Isle of Man. #ThemCounties

Alaska's Alexander Archipelago has had a kinky island for a century.

Shoe trees make lousy Arbor Day gifts.

Elephants never forget their really, really, really long trunks are cool.

Some Japanese restaurants in the Georgetown neighborhood get strange looks with sea pineapple on the menu.

The British Thoroughbred Chatelaine was not referred to as "Lady of the Manor" after winning Epsom Oaks.

Some may describe Ketchikan Gateway's totem poles in Saxman, Alaska, as alto (but you don't have to pay a tenner to see 'em). #ThemCounties

If something is allegedly everywhere then it's hard for someone suddenly find it.

˙ǝןop ǝɥʇ uo ɹǝʌǝu sɐʍ ǝʞɐɔ uʍop-ǝpısdn ǝןddɐǝuıd 'sɹɐǝʎ 001 ɹǝʇɟɐ uǝʌǝ

A hayley mill is not a breeding facility producing hayleys on a large scale.

The Leitre language does not feature poetry about the Imperial Galleon.

Saint Lawrence is not the patron of gridiron tailgating.

Our Toast and Reruns man tells us parliamentarians are to parliament as funkadels are to Funkadelic.

Hippomancy is seldom celebrated in Triple Crown Thoroughbred Races.

Extreme Vetting is not over-excessive Armistice Day cosplayers.

There were more than two of every animal shapes in the animal cracker archive.

Few ever brag about having big socks to fill.

Nick Carraway never pined for green-lit west eggs and ham.

Red Leicester was not the 20th Century Socialist uprising in Leicestershire.

Most mathematicians frown about interrobangs used for factorials.

Fred did not dare - he durst.

One does not use yashabushi to dye the Mitsubishi water chestnuts.

One does not fill canope jars on a canapé couch.

The Claudine screw conveyor was not known for its thunderous flighting.

The chasmaporthetes did not dwell upon the rift-raft.

Ancient Greeks knew ptarmoscopy was nothing to sneeze at.

Legends of Saint Ursula were not the first to go up to eleven.

There was never a gathering of 150,000 Ancient Roman spectators just to watch a pomelo.

The population of Point Possession, Alaska, is not calculated by dividing the total number of residents by the number of possession per game. #ThemCounties

Joe Juneau's gold belt was bigger than Richard Harris's gold belt - or so claims the Borough museum. #ThemCounties

You'll be sorry when you see someone sliding down your sherry flor.

Britannicus limes seldom helped with scurvy.

Most group chaats - some with leeks - originated in some parts of Uttar Pradesh, India.

Jane Goodall has given lectures in primate cities.

Some Lancastrians still ecky thump with a lump in their throat.

Kalle Raatikainen never used a pelican crossing in Pelican, Alaska. #ThemCounties

Only 260 years to go until Easter Sunday occurs today!

It is said coming to Haines Borough's Excursion Inlet is really an outlet for some. #ThemCounties

Pardon my French, but Donald Trump n'envisage pas de s'emparer des pistes d'atterrissage françaises.

Most teenagers spend more on spring break than garage door repairmen.

London Wallers are not the extreme sports fans who find the shortest, fastest, and strangest ways to get from Aldgate to Ludgate. #BeenUndergrounded

When in Fairbanks North Star Borough, our Toast and Reruns man recommends not licking the outside candy canes at the North Pole. #ThemCounties

Depending on how one entered the Ekwok, Alaska, it could also be the beginning of the bluff. #ThemCounties

At least the Romans knew what to do about it.

Balistriers are not collectors of balisaurs.

Si Phan Don's salad dressing is not four times better than its competitors. #4000

Zeno's Henotikon was not an unsuccessful attempt to reconcile pizza ingredient differences.

The Dairy Queen's master-stroke is not that silly twirl at the top of ice cream cones.

Abecedarius was not the patron saint of Abcoude.

Some outside Denali Borough have asked how transparent Clear, Alaska, really is. #ThemCounties

Alaska's Copper River Census Area has silver springs but no sterling sill. #ThemCounties

SXSW organizers do not plan to honor Joe Walsh and his band The Measles at this year's music festival.

Some Medieval martyrs didn't let their halos go to their head.

Bishop Sheen sought to bring only good news, yet he did not display JMJ on the soles of his shoes.

Sphygmology does not study the effects of pulse dialing.

Dumb waiters are not doting on Dumb Woman's Lane.

In acrobatic terms, Exxon did not pull a back walkover in Chugach Census Area, Alaska. #ThemCounties

Chinook winds don't give the Bristol Bay Borough, Alaska, a king fishy smell. #ThemCounties

Stamira had the stamina - so stammered the historians.

There's more than TV diners served at the Tyholttårnet.

Mrs. Winslow did not promote soothing syrup for soothing pancakes.

Two Larry do not one Lari make.

Images of the Niederdollendorf stone did not surface on graham crackers back in 2001 to celebrate its centennial year.

Pasta Fregoli is a dish non-Italians think looks similar to other entrées.

It is said the Bethel Census Area celebrated the seventieth anniversary of Platinum, Alaska, in style. #ThemCounties

Chill pills are not a legend medication.

Tulipants are not the best pants.

Wappenschawing is not an ancient style of Scottish mustard.

Canonical hours use minute mechanical power.

No one has discerned a Sistine sistrum played in any cistern.

The Parabens and Phthalates were not recipients of Paul's epistles.

Eklutna, Anchorage, was not named based on mislabeling elk and tuna. #ThemCounties

Roscommon cents do not give way to Roscommon punts.

Georges Seurat did not dye his varicella.

Newcomers to the Arthurian legends seldom identify Sir Struthio Camelus as their favorite jouster.

Effigies of Yomogi Bear were not set ablaze in Jellystone Park.

Songs about Ferdinand von Zeppelin was never celebrated in Soissons.

The quillon man march is, thankfully, chaperoned by a crossing guard.

Unbaked Unalaska is not a popular dessert in the Aleutians West Census Area. #ThemCounties

It matters to some that most mass paths are worth their weight.

Putt baronets down since 1721.

Yes, our Toast and Reruns man believes most rules of thumb to be quite handy.

Flavor Country does not have a flag.

Botanists have not agreed on a mascot for marcot.

No groundhog ever saw a shadow from the light of a candlemas.

Nelson Lagoon was not coated with Teflon during an strong eruption of Mount Pavlof near the Aleutians East Borough. #ThemCounties

The GMC McKinley began as the top-of-the-line version of the GMC Yukon for the 1999 model year.

No one made a big deal when groove was out of the heart.

Houston, Alabama, has had no problems since it stopped appearing on census rolls after 1880 in Winston County, Alabama. #ThemCounties

Jumping Jack Flash was not a Ghassanid.

Few tapeworms are approved as service animals.

Anana, or heavenly clouds, were not sighted at the founding of Pine Apple, Alabama, in Wilcox County. #ThemCounties

The Church of All Worlds did not publish a Neopagan comedy magazine called Green Ham.

Compositors specializing in lowercase letters are not referred to in the industry as "babysetters".

Vinegar Bend was not known for throwing curve balls in Washington County, Alabama. #ThemCounties

Video was pardoned and never held responsible for killing the radio star.

Though the tradition is less popular now than in the past, there are still Christmas cajolers going door to door.

The slick lizard is not one of the endangered species found in Walker County, Alabama. #ThemCounties

Leo Baekeland knew catalin was used to make radios but never heard the Bakersfield sound.

Nay, the dish did not run away with a dishabille spoon.

Tuscaloosa County, Alabama, did not build its Romulus in one day. #ThemCounties

Veterans and raw recruits of the 69th Regiment of Foot did not appear at Epsom Downs.

Pneumocephalus is not remembered as the Greek god of brain farts.

Thornton Wilder never saw a local production of "Our Town" in Tallapoosa County, Alabama. #ThemCounties

Mrs. Daesh is not a well-seasoned Middle Eastern women's auxiliary group.

Bedford Falls was never intended to be frozen over in early drafts of "It's a Wonderful Life"

This is at least one unincorporated fish trap in Talladega County, Alabama. #ThemCounties

Donald Trump’s gambit to buy a land called Honalee may sound ridiculous, but it is impossible.

Drink to this: Pepsi & Shirlie and New Coke both debuted in the same year!

Jae-chang Kim was not a co-creator of the popular game app, Angry Birds.

Captain Crook, the Evil Grimace, and the Hamburglar were not referred to as the McDonaldland triad for their violent tendencies.

Bloomsbury Square, when displayed in three dimensions, is not referred to as the Southampton Six.

Sumter County, Alabama, did not commission a parody of the Echo & the Bunnymen song for their annual festival entitled "Bring On the Dancing Rabbits". #ThemCounties

James Henry Breasted did not champion a Fertile Gibbous - even with his surname.

Our Toast and Reruns man makes a convincing claim that a majority of songs could be considered land shanties.

Bob's first private message to Alice in a public-key cryptosystem was not "nice putt".

Some could argue The 1975 is not fifty but a mere 23 years old.