The breeders did not wear layers during the shooting of their musical videos.

Solace does not tie the Solfège together.

Guising by geysers by-golly gets false faces and real faces wet.

Without an apostrophe, the surface temperature on Earth at the equator would be 88 °F.

The maul of America did not reach the length of 78 football fields.

McDonaldland did not reach Perkins County, South Dakota.

Aprosexia was not the Greek goddess referenced during the Classic Concentration game show.

"The First Noël" was not the first lipogram.

One should avoid wearing a tailor's hamhock.

Molly the Monk is not the mascot of that one popular Australian brewery.

The American Dental Association has been familiar with variants of delta and omicron since 1965.

Conversations like this can be in tents, or out of tents if so desired.

Mashḥit is not a colloquialism for the after-effects of consuming destroying angel fungus.

Davy Jones' Locker is not coloured Davy Gray.

Few wanted to see alligators bind anything now, much less later.

Geoff Mack's cover of "Never Been to Spain" was received by some as an insult.

Self-rising flour does not usually boast ebracteate inflorescence.

British musician Ian Dury's name opened doors in Lithuania.

Ontario's official ontological oratorio is an octave out of reach.

Remember the Titans was not a posthumous work of Joseph Campbell.

John Winthrop came to a fork in the road and split his spoon.

Members of the Physaliidae family are not recipients of the Man of Peace award.

There was no man from A.U.N.T.

The Roman Supplemindium survives as an example of extension ownership.

The closing chapter of the book "Musicians as Timepieces" is not titled Tom Waits for gnomon.

Forest County, Wisconsin, has its own unique silviculture.

George Combe's autobiography was not titled, "How To Get Ahead in Phrenology".

Higgeldy-piggeldy is seldom confused with huggery-buggery.

12 finger lengths worth of lumpy gravy can make anyone atrabilious.

Brittany's Carnac Rocks are not Gaul stones.

Eat up! Most steak fingers never had arthritis!

The Long Expedition of Texas was fairly short.

Few show calf love for the triceps surae.

Kids going through a tight wind are not often referred to as aeolian.

The Hard Rock Café in Zenith, Winnemac, has the largest collection of air guitars on display.

Two Loki do not a Lokum make.

Some people do not cook ham for Thanksgiving for the same reason they do not cook turkey for Easter.

Giving just one #Thank is doable but slightly pretentious.

Mitchell has lived in hominy with the Corn Palace for decades.

Booksellers do not use foxgloves to clean deterioration that causes spots and browning in old books.

To this day. some of committee chairs are known for their chariness.

Frank Baum was not described as an osmatic.

The assiduity for absurdity is not always assured.

Della Street was not a saltimbanque.

Lycanthropes never pack for a lythcoop.

Perseus never sliced the head of the gorgon Zola.

The number of blind people who saw axinomancy in action is unknown.

The Marquess of Anglesey is not the tallest doric in Wales.

Reaching out and touching someone yields varied results.

Filarial worms do not find food on finials.

Broadcasts of the Armistice of Compiègne did not go up to eleven.

The Road to South Africa did not feature the cape of Bob Hope.

Hurricane Saturday broke zero records during the 1991 Atlantic hurricane season.

The flag of Nepal is not square but hep.

The wars of the roses was not about control of the British thorne.

Headbutting butterhead lettuce leaves you with more than a bloody anthracy nose.

Aprosexia is not juice concentrate.

Meg, Beth, Jo, and Amy were not part of the Little Sisters of the Assumption.

Pulsatance has contained Satan for years and no one seems bothered by the run around.

Of Castor and Pollux, it was not the latter who was all thumbs.

It was said Edward Sapir knew Whom would never be on first.

It takes courage for some nonagenarians to see BS.

Paul Stanley did not sign on to become the face of the STAR Kids Medicaid program.

General Mills historically does not correct consumers referring to it as Franken Berry's Monster.

Most trick or treaters are unware of Halloween mask mandates.

If your life needs editing -- better call Sahl.

Bōnasu mono is not a sixth theme in Noh plays.

Some may describe Mr. Bubble as saponaceous.

The Rommel myth does not involve runnel.

No angletwitch has an ankletwitch.

Leborgne and Lelong never knew how to get ahead in advertising.

Scientific calculators are not outlawed in some states because of the "#SIN" button.

Truly Useless Trivia contains material that is not age/level appropriate and vocabulary clearly inappropriate for the elderly.

Some say Livius Andronicus never spoke his mind - but whadya gonna do?

The level of popularity of the Janssen vaccine during clinical trials is not known as J. J. Fad.

Six frigatebirds were not present at the founding of the U.S. Navy.

Tomato blood ketchup should never pass muster.

'Tis hard to travel in the Netherlands without seeing a glimmer of hoop.

There is not an extant sequel to the Bayeux Tapestry (i.e., Bayeux II: Ulf on a Shulf).

Al-Merrikh Stadium does not include a White Castle.

Shelters from Sinebrychoff did not propose an electric Garage opener.

Neither Abbott nor Costello were ever given a mitre, ring, or crosier.

One does not stop modern gladiatorial fights through the use of the Fender Telemachus.

Mrs. O'Leary's cow didn't start the fire. It didn't light it and whether it tried to fight it is now lost to history.

Vandal Sardinia is not a school of juvenile delinquent fish.

Kissing, Bavaria, does not reduce tooth decay.

Few refer to themselves as soit-distant.

Plenty of porphyrogenites did not precisely portray porphyria.

Throwing up hectocotyli in despair during squid games may result in one getting shot.

The Aut-O-Matic was not a popular Austrian Ronco appliance.

The original author of the Codex Palimpsestus is likely unknown.

Sadly, there is no bag alert, minor bag alert.

It is unknown how many misanthropes were in the anti-folk music scene.

Grace Drayton was said to add a soupçon of a pug nose to the Campbell's Kids.

Saint Hubertus had a hart and named his reliquary the deer abbey.

Bronze is an alloy with many allies.

Wishbone salad dressing does not contain furculae. Wishbone salad dressing can be eaten with little forks, however.

Scenes from the Salada tea doors were never printed on Salada tea bags.

Kabar never haunted Valentino by a crystal-blue Italian stream.

Gold on Mars was not discovered by Potter miners or minor potters.

The lemma bean has inflected forms but has not been beaned by infected stems.

Blinky, Inky, and Pinky have never attended Zhongyuan Jie.

Followers of the Egyptian guard captain Phoropter were not considered apt pupils.

The gosport tube was not just located on the starboard side.

Hogan's heroes were not found on Hogan's alley.

Aggry beads are not slingshot in Pig Farm, Ghana.

No one described a character in Gilbert and Sullivan's Princess as a goody two shoes.

A Scottish online sock puppet account is not referred to as a sukkaleg.

One hundred and fifty beads of the psalter were not found in a psalterium.

Pierre de Fermat reversed the phrase "first shall be last" eventually.

Kicks on Route 66 are neither kid tested nor parent approved.

Some maidens of Karyai had a ball when bronzed.

Venice is 882 island dressings away from one thousand.

iChing is not an Apple product.

Being the designated survivors does not make one the rotating villain.

Watermelon snow cones are not made of watermelon sugar.

Even ol' Charles V never called on the Diet of Worms to deal with Ivermectin.

Schroeder numbers were not used to roll over BeethovANN Symphony 10.1.

Someone somewhere will likely want to sQueeze the shaman for information.

Peter Fleming did not win a James Beard Award for his cookbook, News from Tartar Sauce.

James Taylor never sang the commercial jingle for the Finnish beverage, Tulis-Ade.

Few have questioned the train leaving from Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch traveling at 96 kph or the other train traveling at 112 k/ph leaving two hours later in the same direction - much less determining how long it will take the second train to overtake the first.

Political leader Cornelius the First died in a zoo in 2013.

Twmffat and Twpsyn are not the name of the men Alice meets in Trwy'r Drych a'r Hyn a Welodd Alys Yno.

Few colleges put a cap on the number of student caps.

Your milkcrate brings all the fans to the yard and they're like, it's better than stairs, and this is where things usually take a turn for the worst.

Scrum masters are not required to wear scrum caps.

Brothers George and Robert Marshall were forty-sixers, never seeking the three points to become forty-niners.

If one is lucky, when one starts it up, it goes for decades.

Hungry Hungry Hippos was not cross-promoted with the recipe for the earliest archaeological evidence for soup consumption.

Beware the fraternity of frotteurists with their frottoirs.

The dog star is not known as being a pure breed, despite any perigee.

Seven plaids do not a pleiad make.

Leonard Bonney did not coin the term 'gullywisher'.

Georges Prosper Remi never drew on tintinnabulations for inspiration.

No politician previously infected with COVID has reported being visited during the night by three masked spirits.

The hat of Frosty the Marine Snowman is not readily shared by children.

Expiration Date (E.D.) gourmets are a new trend in gastronomy.

Richard Anthony recorded a French version called "fille sauvage"

Burke and Hare never stole merkin hair.

Meme hipsters fear nothing but good times on Friyay the Thirteenth.

The Iowa Baseball Confederacy has yet to play in Dyersville.

The Grand Prairie Cobra is not a 7-mile roller coaster over to Six Flags.

Mr Tickle did not name his arms Knismesis and Gargalesis.

Professional flock audiophiles prefer reciting the nursey rhyme as "Maa, Maa, Black Sheep".

Be glad pharmacists do not fill proscriptions.

Stannard, Vermont, has been described as a little gorey but never a little bloody.

Kash Koolidge never shared his poker winnings with kitsch and kin.

Velch did not exactly belch Etruscan antiquities.

Fossilized remains of Polydactylys were not found in New York's Finger Lakes region.

Shaft grave accents take into account the height, length, and pitch.

No abbess cited an abscess of the pectoralis cross.

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After 40 years, not hearing the playback could be attributed to magnetic media storage (oh-a oh-a).

No Gospel said anything about being pocket fisherman.

But wait - there's not more.

The Donnas have not received a gold record for their gold medal - yet.

Jordan has gone to the Olympics since 1980, usually by Royal Jordanian and not Air Jordan.

Slower runner beans are not silver medal winners.

It's been a century since Australasia appeared in the Olympics.

Bronze Grahams is not a third-tier General Mills cereal.

No doubt, this is an odd year for the Olympics.

Forks, Washington, does not have a large celebration of Spoonerism Day.

Jean le Rond d'Alembert was not known as a smooth operator.

"Bethlehem" does not mean "Overacting [in] the House of God".

The cheese stands in a crowd but is still alone, mentally.

Ernie never sang about the Złota Kaczka on Ulica Sezamkowa.

King Size Fritos were not a product of the baby scoop era.

Those infected with the cernunnosvirus do not grow horns.

It will take ten years to determine whether the moon wobbles with a jump to the left or a step to the right and by then few will believe it wobbles at all.

Bassia is not prevalent in London, Warsaw, or New York.

The phrase "wearing a frisbee like Buster Brown" was not popular during the 1910s.

The showmanship score of a Barbershop quartet does not account for its fardel.

Monaco Heliport does not boast "1900" as much as one thinks.

Stars on Messier 45 was not a melody of seven songs.

Many bemoaned during the 1990s of their close encounters of the third-wave ska.

All that glitters for ancient Egyptian was not Charidotella sexpunctata.

The Golden Gate Cabal is not wired for 80,000 miles.

Vermilion birds do not appear on the southern sides of Suzukis.

Rallies with the former president often feature the Whilom scream.

The Kansas Industrial Development Commission does not cite "You'll Never Get Rich, Fort Baxter!" as one of Centron's major films.

There wasn't arson but no one caught the firestarter at Aldwych Underground station

The horn of Africa boasts few trumpeter swans.

One solitary swallow does not a summer make.

The Tick is not Czech.

Thorns of the Proximity Furze do not explode in close contact with predators.

Persian jagerschnitzel is not referred to as jegarsox.

Mel Kampmann did not take action at a distance into account for his news gathering.

French chefs don't celebrate ragout with rags in.

Some martial arts are chockablock with chokeholds.

The historians responsible for condensing the history of the Essex village of Abridge are unknown.

The Tărtăria tablets did not contain an early formula for potassium bitartrate.

The Welsh Marches did not lead to Aprilis.

Headcheese is not served best (or at all) with headbutter.

Eight days a week was almost enough to show Lady Jane Grey cared.

If the all frozen pizza sold in the United States each year was spread across six states, schools and businesses would likely have messy streets.

For those still quarantining, Lewis of France is no longer sending over masks.

Grouce-n-Grice was not an ancient version of Angry Birds.

Kushites held no klatsch to crave kitsch.

The veneration of Sister Cabello Dorado was celebrated this week in 1975 across America.

Signs promoting the Ravenna Baptistery of Neon do not use cold-cathode lighting.

Starting proficiencies of the S'morecerer mostly involved melting cantrips.

Few should drink eau de javel while playing bleach party bingo.

Legalization of marijuana is sometimes approved by a joint commission.

Fixing the moon's orbit is one thing, fixing the ring around Uranus is another.

Iwis was certainly not a goddess in ancient Egyptian.

Co-precipitation does not involve two or more things falling from sky at the same time.

Archibald Willard would have been visited by the Spirit of Radio had he not run out of paint.

The hair dryer family tree includes a blender and a vacuum cleaner.

In the game of bridge, a Yarborough is not less than nine people.

The Faux Frummels are not a Beau Brummels cover band.

Abridging the first five chapters of a breviary does not make it breviloquent.

One's pecuniary gland does not control purse strings.

Riesling are not usually prone to raise one's risibility.

Stealing a hand of glory may be considered a five-finger discount.

Allan George saw.

Most architects are glad bridges are not truly held up by red tape.

When life gives you ylemons, some may make ylem-ade.

Civic Day is celebrated in Canada - and in Japan - for Honda-related purposes.

Meteorologists seldom issue advisories about posticipation.

The multigrain is not a hypothetical collection of identical or diverse grains, including our own.

Man alive, currently the Lord of Mann on the Isle of Man is a woman!

Roger ap Catesby Jones begat Catesby ap Roger Jones who begat Catesby ap Catesby Jones.

Superheated, yet sourered, water is not the result of the crème frasch process.

Dick and Harry were not members of the Tom Tom Club.

Tracey Ulmin never performed a cover of Steve Hackett's 'Ballad of the Decomposing Man'.

Sedan chairs seldom supported sedentary sedums.

IUPAC did not decide on the nomenclature of Lawrencium in the Arabian Peninsula.

One hardly hears of the dacoity of daikon.

The slogan of "Ling Chai" brand products is not "a watched pot slowly boils".

The human body's fight against monosaccharide sugars is not referred to as bellicose.

The Potato Head family cites George Lerner as its taterfamilias.

O. J. Simpson did not run from 2600 hertz.

The Who song "Substitute" had succedaneum lyrics for the American single.

Betampona preserves are best when left in the precambrian basement.

Hobbing is a hobby to some.

Liquid products sold by Johnson and Johnson are not stored in Johnson solids.

Pule cheese comes, pulegone cheese less so.

Chris de Burgh's "Lady in Red" has not yet been performed in Paviland Cave.

A 1997 date with IKEA lasted less than three minutes.

Pueblan milk shakes are not flavored with cherry, chocolate, and vanilla bands.

Augean is not the taboo of Irish gold.

'Suzakumon' was not the prequel to 'Rashomon'.

Holly Gohardly was not described as an oliguric.

Thankfully St. Louis never billed their monument as the Arch Deluxe.

Eric Clapton's deafness should not result in in slow hand sign language.

Drew Brees did not sign 50 Million contracts

The alidade of Saxe-Meiningen was also a ruler thought to be vain.

The opposite of out discourteous is not Ian Curtis.

One of the nation's smallest Shakespeare Festivals does not occur in Bardstown, Kentucky.

The first magi into the nativity was not named Antepenultimate.

The coffle at your local coffee shop does not lead from the coffers to the coffee.

The phrase "dumpty dump" was not Eighteenth-century slang for a short, clumsy, looptid person.

Helen Keller never sparred with a tub of Parkay margarine.

What in Britain might be called a "fes-tea-val" might be called "fez cloth voucher" elsewhere.

The University of Maryland does not have any terpenoids as its mascot.

Few open Saint Crisper's Day drawer.

There can just as well be too many sous-chefs in the kitchen.

At least its water you're treading.

Dairy Queen outlived the Freezer Queen.

Circles within circles sounds like a square fan theory.

Field Marshal George Wade did not get a writing credit for "I Love Rocky Roads".

BTO took care of business, never Michael Ness or even Michael Ness's business.

Pheidippides did not run in a marathong.

Few know shit about Zanjan.

Yankee Doodle never boasted of a feather in his data cap.

Very few sing songs of the textured operator.

TV Land has no plans for a Hazel Frederick statue.

Post Scriptum is not a cereal.

The lineament of the fungal filament may be between mycelium.

One may offer conjecture Odin contracted conjunctivitis.

William Dukenfield and Audrey Cotter were not in attendance of the grand opening of Flushing Meadows.

A rolling stone gathers swamp.

The 'Porta della Valle' is the 'alpha Gate' of Omegna.

The ancient Romans were not the first to suggest the idea of a broken mirror bringing seven years of useless trivia.

Adding the year you were born to your current street address, dividing by your intelligence quotient, rounding to the nearest hundredth, and then adjusting for compound disinterest is one way to identify the number of the beast.

Few sing lugubrious songs of luge.

Two legs akimbo, one leg akimboe.

No one sings the praises of their own personal Jesus Jones.

It is unknown whether it drove Carmen Miranda bananas to be known solely for her hats.

Kiwis, iwis; kiwikiwi brewis, not so much.

Wendell, Quello, and Bob are not the nephews of the title character in the new Disney animated adventure, Shrimp Tales.

Double-dipping does not apply to magnetic chips and the magnetic dip.

Thou of old Sarum did not add old garum to Salisbury steak.

Few kick penny floaters in penny loafers.

Mummenschanz has not made monumentenzorg status, yet.

Chinese canisters of Tang no longer feature images of goldfish crackers.

Medieval Mediterranean games of rock-paper-scissors did not include Zulfiqar.

Cicero's pet was not an autograph hound.

Frances Bergen was not celebrated in bossa nova song as 'The Girl from Ipana'.

Compilations of K-Tel rations sometimes smell better than Ken-L rations.

Leo Tolstoy never wrote anything about Anna Perenna.

The Monte Carlo method for pie is not random baking.

Old English 800 bottles do not include the phrase, "ic formelte eac ðu".

Edward Cocker's "Spaynel Arithmetick" was not translated into Peninsular Spanish.

Colors of siffleuring marmots are not necessarily arranged in greys or black.

Jan Steen did not see Andy Capp leaving the tavern.

The Forme of Stephen Curry does not describe a three-point meal.

Mr Bumble never tried to find a boy for sail.

The Eurasian Plate is not a form of Polish pottery.

Seldom are children told to not take Candy Land from strangers.

After the 1268 siege, Baibars never claimed to be pro-och.

One would assume every time you come around it is Tower Bridge - not London - wanna go down.

U don't have to follow QAnon.

William Blaxton did not perform the shawm within Study Hill in Shawmut.

Micronesian semordnilaps don't celebrate Yap Day by looking for wages from their employers.

Leap years are not made of bound days.

Few flock to the Vilenica Cave to see the Lipizzaner scallions.

No kerygma was issued on klieg light impacting keurigs

Edward and Charles Dilly were remarkable or unusual publishers.

The Great Chain of Being did not have its own chain gang.

Since 1952, Mr. Potato Head has never shared a commercial with Ms. Head Cheese.

Chicago sports radio fans do not refer to themselves as the Sox Populi.

Joseph never bragged about his cloaca's many colors.

Octagons were not a ritual symbol to celebrate the start of November.

"Spelunking with your daughters" and "caving to your daughters" are two different things.

The Teignmouth Electron was known for its particles and making waves and its negative charge.

Few keep count of the crescent moons on country flags waxing or waning.

Charles Roser never accounted for the force needed to accelerate one kilogram of fig paste at the rate of one metre per second squared in the direction of pastry dough.

Britain is not celebrating fifty years without LSD.

No pontiff has yet crossed the Delaware River.

Cantoon maketh not a canteen

The opposite of farenheit is not farenwidth.

Persian sultan Sikkim did not introduce a cumbering cue before his lucky dance.

Pearl milling means baking bread from barley (Hordeum vulgare).

Bandstand Pyramid Bloopers is both the name of an cheerleading outtakes video and Dick Clark cover band.

Troll dolls actually were called damn things at one point.

Donald Mackenzie did have a Scottish pork tattoo.

Abiogenesists and Albigensians never argued about aubergines

The portrait of the Four Tetrarchs was born in the purple.

Few claim to have seen a coven of ditch witches.

Hershey's Kisses flavors never included basium, osculum, or suavium.

Few could dodge 2500 head of ram.

Few receive proper recognition for their jury-rig-duty.

Abacists never counted fans of Swedish music.

Lassitude is not the strain of waiting for Lassie in an old well.

The miraculous pitch of fish is not a Miami Marlins trick play.

County Limerick does not announce its oyster population.

Twizzlers did not use the cartoon mascot Don Alverzo in promotions.

The Kraft video is not code for a bunch of old Grey Poupon commercials.

Speckled haggis is not celebrated as beef tartan.

Lucky Charms never promoted marbit in the shape of pink harts.

Nightly sheep counting should not result in bedlam.

Swiss Miss did not dismiss koumiss.

Alexander was both one of the Nine Worthies and one of The Unforgettables.

Diets have yet to be referred to as a weighcation.

William Thomson has absolute zero children.

Meistersinger were not blamed for the stolen stanzas of their songs.

So often one hand never knows what the other foot is doing.

Ethan Allen stores do not feature signs saying their namesake slept - or sat - there.

Only but a handful know of a true suburban meyer.

Every bowel movement does not have a lunatic fringe.

The Geezinslaw Brothers were not descendants of Geezenslas, Duke of Bohemia.

There was no last hurrah for Samarrah.

The Silesian Rhapsody is not a song celebrating the Rouladen.

Few other streets intersected Via Getty in ancient Rome.

Korean hob knobs hold one-tenth the volume as standard knobs.

D.O.A., Ice, and Slash all made it to Final Jeopardy.

Tours of San Francisco-based bakeries do not promote going about with flour in your hair.

Montgolfiers seldom ascend above par.

Few eat the katsuobushi suspended in gaffa.

Mycenae during the Miocene was home to more than micturating and michering.

Antique chess sets did not have separate storage compartments for pawns and the court.

Euler's toilet function did not influence the flush number of Agaricus bisporus.

Copper went green and steel beams rusted before 2021, too, but no one made a big deal about it.