Hindsight couldn't get here quick enough.

Mussolini did not drive a duce coupe.

Most railway lines are railway line segments.

Test audiences for the 'Chocodile Dundee' movie fudged their true findings, ensuring the film was never released.

Pampas XV was not a popular Renaissance pope.

Fred Ott's sneeze was not heard around the world.

More rat posteriors are not given at Christmas than any other holiday season.

No Hessian cried out, "voilà voilà, Washington!", following the general's crossing of the Delaware River.

Amazing grice, how young the pig.

Mario does not appear in Super Mario Bros. Karamazov.

Now is the winter of our Valley Forge.

Kool-Aid Man never changed his pitch or fruit-smacked anyone.

Frequent visitors to the Spratly Islands were not referred to as the habitué for Humanity.

Few bucket lists include climbing the Tausendeimerberg.

Jacob's fish ladder did not promote Ichthys migration.

Leadership vacuums suck.

No one has yet written "The Extremely Elderly Person's Guide to the Orchestra".

Harry Houdini never attempted to escape from the Ganga Sagar urn

Recipes for US Senate bean soup were never filibuster fodder.

There was no catalyst for Rome's Felis Rationarium.

Deebo ain't comin' this Friday.

Prymaat and Connie were never confused with the Cone sisters.

Icons of Saint Stephen are not featured in the "Rocky Horror Picture Show".

Some may hope it takes longer than 1,000 years for the Plastic Ono Band to decompose.

Moomins are not Moonies.

Fromagers know when to carry the wheyt.

Chain letters were difficult to send through chain mail.

Astronomers seldom celebrate the rare conjunctivitis of Jupiter and Saturn.

A day for the wuthering depths is seldom celebrated.

Alonso Quixano was not prone to cancer from chasing windmills.

No one identified which December will be magic, much less any subsequent occurrence.

Three musketeers did not participate in Operation Nougat.

An acre of nacre would not impress the mother-in-law of pearl.

Whistler's mother was not a marmot.

Few demand humming a aong of sixpences.

Mr. Delicious was never put on the torture rack.

Bronskvinnorna is not a bronze reproduction of the Trylon and Perisphere.

Few brag about his or her carbonite footprint.

You can be last-meaning-first, too, in just a few simple steps!

TLS handshakes are not social distancing.

Stop signs in Latin America are not tall.

No one spells bas relief with bas rolaids.

The song "Bumsniffers Only" does not express an appreciation for anal gland scents of Cleveland-based canines.

French inhalers don't feature frequently in French Lick, Indiana.

Ludwig Borchardt kept the world abreast of the Nefertiti Bust.

Few X-ray Hotel Quebec November Uniforms.

Zoological parks are not a ZIMS City game.

Commercial tajines are not living reflections from a dream.

Long vowels are not marked with macaroons.

Thank your stars Roger Hargreaves never drew Mr Delicious for Rax.

If you believe in Crusistice Day then someone may be pulling your leg.

No one-trick pony stays crazy for a dodranscentennial.

Meteorologists will likely give one iota about the named tropical storm following Theta.

Some perhaps did take Norm Crosby for granite.

Zen Buddhism does not denote the rituals of the Japanese Mr. T ceremony.

All four members of ABBA are not blood type O.

Few listen to the silent T ricochet off castle walls.

November blood is not thicker than November water.

Find out whether "no shirt, no service" applies to absentee voting.

Louie the Lightning Bug did not sing about the Electoral College on Schoolhouse Rock.

The chemistry behind the best bond was neither covalent nor ionic.

Elizabeth's candy statin was not a true hypolipidemic agent.

There were at least two men named "Preserved Fish" in the 1790 census.

The secular work "Taciturn Cistern at Nocturne" does not celebrate the weeping prophet Jeremiah.

There is no Victoria vice-principal.

The Citizens band is not a musicianship co-op.

Opera houses do not often have opera cars in their adjoining opera garages.

If you answered all previous trivia questions correctly then you've more than earned the perfect score of 2400!

No one licked Salmon-Thirty-Salmon for knowledge.

Pillow talk is not just full of sheet.

Few bother to check whether their ducks are in a column.

The sun always shines on television but at solar noon the zenith angle is at a minimum.

The Microsoft Kin was reportedly disliked by Microsoft Kith.

Castling was allowed at White Castle, not White Tower.

Corners of Brighton pavement are not marked as "underused" along Embassy Row.

At least Năsal cheese knows its own odor.

The Magdeburg Hemispheres is not a Rush cover band.

William Gilbert did not attend magnet schools.

'Battle Abbey' was not the name of the more combative columns belonging to Pauline Phillips.

No groups of numbers are safe and soapy germane primes.

C.T.R. Wilson did not find a doxology on Ben Nevis.

Rod Serling might have found the Discovery Zone just as disturbing.

We'll wheel out the weal again soon, so it is said.

Your shins will not wither counterclockwise.

William Burke is not a playable character in the classic game, The Organ Trail.

Staph Appreciation Day comes less than once a year!

Some Yeomen Warders are raving vegetarians.

There is no epiphany for US federal fiscal year celebrators on October fifth (or sixth).

Pudd'nhead Wilson was not known for smoking pudding grass.

Skopje was not the first Skype.

Murphy's petrel does not lay eggs in its mortar.

Ancient architects were aware of the anfractuous, fractious Acanthus.

The baroque composition "Melodrama to Saint Ouisconsin" does not glorify 77 square miles of Madison.

Ancient mariners may have used a rhyne.

Few sing about the rhathymia of the saints.

Few ornithologists boast of wren in Rome.

Lifting a finger often requires the lifting of a toe, too.

Specific nutrients, such as iron, returned to its wood did not create an enriched Mayflower. (#Thanksgiving2020)

The turkey in the Straw, Kentucky, is not wild as the sale of alcohol is prohibited. (#Thanksgiving2020)

William Bradford noted a great store of wild turkey at the first #Thanksgiving - yet he gave no one the bird. (#Thanksgiving2020)

Charlotte Russe did not attend the first Thanksgiving Dinner. (#Thanksgiving2020)

Mr. Autumn did not begin life on "The Fall Guy".

Puritans in North America did not promote 'peregrinus superbia'. (#Thanksgiving2020)

The R Foundation generally does not acknowledge Talk Like A Pirate Day.

A female kleagle is not a kegel.

Few ABBA songs were sung in ternary form.

Bed bugs and bed slugs don't often bug slugabeds.

Jains do not play a game called hard to get by its real name, Anekantavada.

Anatidae tessera are not always ductile.

The Travelodge sleepy bear was not named Chaim Torpor.

Geordi La Forge never had an away mission to Newcastle upon Tyne.

The town motto of Abcoude was not "examine your zipper".

Some Cub Scouts promised to be square without trapping a zoid.

The rime table of the ancient mariner Zheng He did not have word for albatrosses.

Ron and Russell Mael are not descendants of Scintilla the Hun.

Scream queens seldom scream at hammer horror vacui.

The Hours of Mary of Burgundy was never featured on 60 Minutes.

Beware the four-lettered Russian welcome mat.

No proemium promotes papadum on the proscenium of the Palladium.

There is no truth a chrusciki is eaten every time a bell is silenced in Poznań.

Kashmir prefers no one hoker the Hokera Wetland.

The second wave of COVID will not bring two-tone ska.

WMD testing took atoll on Micheline Bernardini.

The Mason–Dixon line does not intersect the Winn-Dixie line.

A woman who waits 'till the eighty-sixth year may be your shibui.

The Eastern Hemisphere was the home hemisphere for the Magdeburg hemispheres.

Tuesday Weld was born on a Friday.

'Prodromus Astronomiae' was unfinished when Johannes Hevelius died, leaving some to refer to the completed portion as 'Stars on 45'.

Tin soldiers don't use loob.

The Pythagorean Triplets were not Clortha, Lachey, and Astropus.

The horology of Babylon was sexagesimal.

HUAC operators were not well-read on HVAC operations.

Even the most ambitious lovers haven't gotten to gluttony, pride, sloth, or wrath.

There was no privy council aboard the German submarine U-1206.

Few question whether General Hospital received specific hospital accreditation.

Lederhosen affects the Leidenfrost effect in no way at all, mein herr.

One appreciates Robert De Niro for not showing an interest in Scorsese's sequel, "Taxi Dancer".

The autograph hounds of Baskerville, Virginia, don't run on the hill.

Oakland was incorporated as a city on May 4, 1852 - 603 days after California was admitted to the United States.

King Kong's wife was not Donkey Queen.

Rolling out the barrel is one thing but few crates ever tag along.

The music of Missing Persons has never been used as the soundtrack in US public notification systems.

The thin-skinned pachyderm prefers to be pulchritudinous.

Moai bobbleheads are not common on Rapa Nui.

Fernandito is not the name of the ferret on coke in Argentinian cartoons.

Few would wear a Baʿal mask to a bal masqué.

Shiva's headband never covered the third eye of an armadillo.

Seas and rivers do not often show a pronounced overbight.

The Vogues never performed "Seventeen Hundred World" for the USO.

The band Solomon Grundy never toured with Edmond Enright on any day of the week.

Cha and Miah are not Irish examples of Homo ergaster.

Charles Hardin Holley never saw his name in Lubbock lights.

The theme of the Andalusia True Connection was not "Moor! Moor! Moor!"

John Komnenos did not attempt to usurp the imperial throne with a guy named Jake.

GrandPa's pigeon was not a restored version of the original.

Tuvalu shant say toodle-loo to .#TV addresses any time soon.

George Eastman never showed any love for Aztec #Camera.

Three-legged races did not originate on the Isle of #Man.

Chapter 12 of the Book of Revelation does not promote a #Woman of the 2Pacalypse.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo #Buffalo Jays.

Personas is not the demonym for residents of #Person County, North Carolina

Classical Syriac riddle books did not ask how many dinars one needed in a diner.

A pinch of salt is not considered harassment

Pesty, Mort, and Hungry Herman were not Joe's Blowing Agents.

Knightian uncertainty is not a British honours system waiting list.

The Southampton 6 were red and yellow but none killed a fellow.

Columbia says Letters and Science are not nicknamed Letty and Syrus.

'Free Art Friday' means not frisking for friskets.

'Longa Vita Laganum' was not a published roman noodle.

The Cherry Sisters never played Fruitland.

Alan Adler's biography of the aerobie did include an aerography.

The Super 7 motel chain does not offer discounts on Prime Day.

To some, a man in motion underground is simply considered sub-parr.

Few thank hell for 7-11.

Cordwainers seldom said "sock it to me" while working.

The remains of Han solo were once found in China.

Its is rumoured all hot buys at Rooms To Go are in fact at room temperature.

Morricone did not play the mamba listening to the radio.

Don't worry, people will likely find it non-unconstitutional to wear masks for Halloween.

Over 3,000 characters are represented as anxious in the 'Peasants' War Paranoia'.

Thomas Jefferson and John Adams were not playing footsie in Assembly Hall.

The Venn diagram connecting biology and geometry classes means we know the urea of a circle.

Employees of Zeeman are not called Zed Heads.

Classic Rock celebrates a birthday every July 1.

Butter sculptures at the Iowa State Fair have never included caseous clay.

The Gentlemen's club sandwich does not necessrily contain Gentleman's relish.

Realpolitiktok is not diplomacy based primarily on looping, spinning videos.

The Magnificent Seven were not Tevye's son-in-laws.

Yogtze is not a Yahtzee derivative.

The headwaters of the River Exe do not include the MZ string.

The compact kitchens on Pullman railway cars were not home to flâneurs

No ashvamedha was performed on the set of 'The Godfather'.

The search for extraterrestrial adhesives (SETA) is not the objective of Breakthrough Touch.

No neolithic triskelions appear in Drenthe, Netherlands.

One should avoid the cheese from the Dutch 'Bok Center', or billy goat museum.

The Passion of Saint Tibia was not described by Leon Athanese Gosselin.

Maria Asumpta was never squashed.

The Askesian Society never debated the Alaskan Society.

Soot warts are not native to Rohrflöte, Germany.

Palm Wine is not the official sap-based beverage of Palm Sunday.

Some of Wolfgang Buttress's earliest art was bad RISE on the moon.

The obwarzanek is not an ouroboros served Beef Wellington-style.

The spotlight on the bust of George Boole at University College no longer utilizes a 3-way bulb.

Dugongs don't wear diphthongs.

Fountains in garths are more common than fountains in wains.

A jocular oculus does not always yield a comical domical.

The Clarence Mulford character 'Hoplon Cassidy' was a rude and rough-talking renegade from Rhodes.

Daniel Moore made more money singing about Shambala than the real Bala.

Herman Snellen is not the patron saint of June 6, 2020.

Jacques Revaux did not compose the theme music to Eleanor Roosevelt's radio newsmagazine, "My Day".

Some bunkers on certain golf courses are inspected every weekend.

Few business have skeleton krewe days any more.

Beware of the one who would deny you access to information,

Lucky Charms never promoted marbit in the shape of spades or clubs.

Stan Lee never cameoed in 'Kiss of the Spider Woman'.

Barbara's mandril spun gold.

The Anglican church in Wales does not add the Hundred Rolls to the miracle of the five loaves and two fish menu.

"Attractancy" is not a marketing campaign for the Rhône department of eastern France.

Hyphenation is not described as "estrambótico" in Spanish.

Buda, Texas, does not acknowledge its neighboring Pest.

Sir Magareći of Serbia did not recite the first recipe for pushmi-pullyu cheese.

CBS did not document its rural binge.

Few are incensed at the engravings of the mentha piperita plant on the strawberry sundial.

Inca was not an ancient name for the cyan Pac Man ghost.

Skaggs Psi-Omega was not a discount grocer chain.

'Euripides is Showing' was not an ancient advertisement for such performances.

Kelli Bing is not a creep, so say some Sinophiles.

Only a true Burundi emcee says it's not tricky to speak Kirundi.

No one ever nailed 97 teabags to the doors of Salada's Boston headquarters.

Lowering Cain is just not as remarkable.

Linux will not memorialize the death of Brian Eno with 'ENOBRIAN'.

Blue pitta are not bred in humus.

Edwin Abbott Abbott never wrote a cookbook featuring unleavened bread.

The Akebono scale does not include Do-Bánh-Mì-So-Ba.

No ancient Grecian phalanx ever shielded itself with aspic.

Good golly, Miss Molly liked to bowl, too, but never hit a 300 point game.

Pakistani markhorologists have time (or so they claim) to count screw-horned goats.

There was never a mutiny as to whether Banbury cake should contain leavening agents.

Patsy Cline did not record "I Spring to Pieces" as a way to promote Daylight Saving time.

You can go, then, until finding one who dares to eat a pleach.

The Halászbástya does not come in pocket-size verson.

Television's 'The Fall Guy' debuted in the fall...but fell in the spring.

Walt Disney seldom drew Mickey's moue.

Few people enjoy being in the pocket until they are out of pocket.

Milk crates make miserable May Baskets.

No one absconded to Abscon with the Acousmonium.

Polish flak jackets are not worn inside out.

The reduced Planck constant of Saturn is not its tshe.

Uniform resource locators never found Wubba Wubba Wubba.

Many do not care crew shirts fit only one person.

The Watergate Hotel does not celebrate Hug A Plumber Day.

There were not language barriers on the German poster for the The The and Die! Die! Die! concerts.

The opposite of Ore-Ida is not "gone ho".

Emancipated miners never gave their parents the shaft.

David Adickes has no plans to sculpt a napping Antonio López de Santa Anna.

Air Buddy never scratched at the doors of perception.

The Kinks did not create a soundtrack for 'Lola Leaves for the Ports' as a means to further the character's story.

Little Lulu was never seen with a little ulu.

Stairway to Heaven | ochrous over Oahu | steps not poetry

Eagle-eyed viewers were forgiven for not watching Hawkvision.

King Harold Harefoot's death did not occur in a shallow depression or flattened nest of grass known as Form 1040.

Hydroxychloroquine is not extracted from orange trees in Siberia.

Medieval Italians were not the first to sow masques.

Fertility clinics don't color eggs at Easter.

Dyeing Easter chicks may raises concerns about anti-fouling paints.

No surprise: Leonardo da Vinci did not paint an easter egg into The Last Supper.

Shelters in Place, New Hampshire, are not widely given over to tourists.

The running amok of the animatronic recreation of Mayberry, NC, did not result in an Opie-oid crisis.

#Passover charoset does not involve concert lists with nothing but cuchi-cuchi flamenco guitar music.

There are special relativity rules impacting time and its adversaries in non-Euclidean geometry.

REM typically occupies about 120 minutes of Dave Kendall's sleep.

Huguenots were not habitual about haranguing hiers with Haggadot.

E. A. Robinson never suffered from Richard's corybantic.

"Mad Anthony" Wayne was said to be a fountain of knowledge regarding the American Revolution.

#HappyBirthday to you - and the other 9 million or so people.

Carlo Marochetti did not get ahead of other sculptors with his Glasgow piece entitled 'Power Station'.

Tetrodotoxin are not terribly common in a fogou.

The Fantasticks were more than soda straws to Harvey Schmidt.

The corn teens were not once baby corn.

#SocialDistancing is sort of like 'Take Our Daughters And Sons To Work Day' only a month early and backwards in who or what goes where.

Opponents of non-sexist language seldom question whether the product should be renamed Ms. Dash.

Be like the #cheese: standing alone, practicing #SocialDistancing, for years.

Brunch is seldom taken within the twelve galaxies

One may need cables to jump Queen Charlotte's battery.

Jean Royère never saw a polar bear in a Coca-Cola commercial.

Palacio de Generalife Insurance never competed against Prudential Financial.

Hastings Rarities are not rare finds found at the defunct retail chain's liquidation sales.

White coat syndrome is not a major medical concern on Cote D'Ivoire.

Henry was not known for mansplaining about the hole in his bucket, dear Liza.

Saint Patrick never drove snakes anywhere as an Alesbury wasn't invented yet.

Punxsutawney Phil cannot predict the number of quarantine weeks left.

The Idesia of Sangatsu boast fruit edible neither raw or cooked.

Rational fractions of potassium are okay.

Blazonry does not describe any bird or beast entrechat.

Discontinued fractions are mostly irrational.

Shin splints largely never impact the tibia clausa.

Only one oppidan terpsichorean gang existed in Utrecht during the 1990s.

Few visited the drive-thru Simony Hut to get their hands on an indulgence.

Many people would prefer being attacked by a cow rather than a shark.

Podiatrists are not thrilled with the agony of de feet.

Concordat is not a collective term for a group of worms.

The Avett Brothers are not modern day successors of the Arval Brethren.

Few boast of being up with this sort of thing.

Palmists seldom read rhynchophorus.

Nystatin was never used to treat George Bernard Shaw's Candida infections.

Draughts in March hath never pierced to the roote of anything.

Thomas Dekker's 'The Wonderfull Leapt Yeare' is not an account of 1604 and the death of John Whitgift.

Bad Boys Blue never dreamt of a world with out micelle.

Üçlü işkembe çorbası is not a trio of pork, beef, and lamb linings.

Revenge is never réchauffé.

The Courvoisiers never stamped out production of grilled gum.

Few are invited to fire up a quarantini, sit back, relax, and watch the coronavirus as it flies through the air.

The University of Kurdistan Hewler does not offices on Ascension Island.

The Shtozo Valley does not await people coming down from the summit of Maja Jezercë.

Most philatelists avoid collections with hinge teeth.

Few Catalan phone numbers are true Catalan numbers.

Big wigs don't always wear big toupees.

No one claimed to attempt dancing both the 'Para Para' and 'Lipsi' simultaneously but their solitary rhythmic activity says otherwise.

Saint Stochastica was not the lost sibling of Benedict of Nursia.

No one has ever won the New Hampshire Secondaries.

White-tailed deer do not seek out designer antlers.

Excess cleansing of tamarind pods does not require a chutney sweep.

Iowa is none-too-pleased the plural of 'caucus' is pronounced 'cock-eye'.

Not once has San José ever asked the way to you.

Hookers for Jesus were never slowed by Babylonian hoar frost.

Citrus greenhouses sometime permit growth of nival oranges.

Few celebrate the simony of sinewy scions.

1957-era amateur radio operators did not flaunt of spruik spruik Sputnik.

John Durbeyfield was not Lady Chitterling's lover.

Leo Hirshfield never sought the muscle end of a Tootsie Roll.

The starboard side of Portsmouth Harbour is debatable.

The music of DMX was never featured in DigDug thanks to data mining extensions.

Long and Allen were never celebrated for olfactial-evoked potentials.

The shadow of groundhogs mince no oaths.

The groundhog need not a witness of his shadow for winter to continue.

Anticaking agents do not perform tactical or battlefield intelligence during Cake Wars.

Pheldun and Hayim were not two of the Korybantes.

Tunbridge Wellians forbid boules on Bowles Rocks.

The Mitchell Park Domes do not contain examples of any eccentrica gallumbits.

Enkidu dreamt no Swiffer products in the house of dust.

None of Alexandria's cannon of ten were thought of as a bore for all their venting.

Dairy Queen no longer produces soft serve seger cones.

Nocturnal missions may result in bed welters.

Many feel it best to avoid the minestrone soup from Porchester Hall.

'La Cuna' is not a missing species in the Bivalvia class of molluscs.

Pipes of the Salt Lake hibernacle organ are not used for over 11 thousand animal shelters.

Twente, Netherlands, is not celebrating the twentieth day of 2020.

Spitz an der Donau is known for its grapes, not the spitzenburg apples.

Handi-Snacks should not be confused with palm grub.

Residents of Foard County, Texas, are not referred to as Fordlândians.

Rhesus macaque don't drink rhus juice.

The number of fantastic voyages starting from Lakeside Park are unknown.

Ebenezer Scrooge was never visited by the Spirit of Radio.

JASON was not the first mascot of 7-11.

The space invaded by today's Huckleberry Finn was never documented.

Flerovium and Yttrium are not nocturnal, or 'by-night', elements.

'Küchenkabarett' is not a lost Kraftwerk album.

That wedding at Cana was not a publicity stunt for Christ's saké.

Aural steins do not recite German when holding the stoneware mug to your ear.

The Deep State is as deep as the Wide State is wide.

There are few fantastic Triassic thalassic fossils.

Novichok is not a known nerve agent.

Most Egyptian citizens did good deeds as not to wear out the welcome ma'at.

"Fears From Tears" is not a Primal Scream cover band.

'Tis best not to blow one's nose on any synovial tissues.

A Bob Johnson dies every day.