The music of Swing Out Sister was never used in acne treatment commercials.

The band Reverse Lorries never recorded a version of Barrington Pheloung's theme from "Inspector Morse".

Jackie Gleason patting himself on the stomach did not mean he forgot a lien.

Constantin Perskyi did not identify any Neon Boys at the Exposition Universelle of 1900.

Lady Tichborne never crawled around the Dole Plantation Pineapple Maze.

Whistling breeches are not usually found on whispering beaches.

Maria Manutius was said to be drawn to the strong, silent type.

Organizers of the ancient Terminalia festivals were required to think outside the box.

The runaway dish and spoon were not separated by plate tectonics.

The Tommy Westphall Universe took a minor hit with the loss of John Munch.

Gardeners are actually encouraged to double #dibble. #DoubleLetterFun

Members of the Paridae family of birds are not often featured on the boob tube.

Some carpenters were said to seek out the vertical horizon by plumbing out the jamb.

Esker kebab are not grilled pieces of whatever one finds in stratified sand and gravel.

The proverbial man did not throw the butter out of the window to attract lepidopterists.