Lyle Rains was not consulted about asteroid impact avoidance for International Asteroid Day.

Less than 1% of the population lives to celebrate their centennial, and Mel Brooks's age is now only 5% of 2000.

Cardinal Reinhardt did not found the non-trivial elementary school.

Christian Metz did not arrive in America on a ship named the Radarange.

Few historians recounted the Hanging Chads of Babylon.

The supernatural Glabellus was described by some as a hot one.

Topology can be as smooth as a baby's bottom.

Ensete was not a Bananarama cover group - or Pseudo-Bananarama

One doesn't get a black eye from misidentifying purple hull peas in Columbia County, Arkansas. #ThemCounties

Beware of brewsters serving aspic and old lace.

Pauline epistles were never about praline epicleses.

Holland codes are not needed to access the Holland tunnel

Alas, our Toast and Reruns man can confirm there is no Mariana Trench equivalent for those who find themselves in deep shit.

Diet Whoop-Ass cans are usually only available seasonally.

Recipes for an Arche Deluxe did not originate with ancient grease.

Percy Thrillington did not release a Latin version of his album with "Gallia Comata" as the lead single.

Castor oil plants ate not native to Rison, or anywhere in Cleveland County, Arkansas. #ThemCounties

The bronze relief of the Impressions of Balham display no southern gateway. #BeenUndergrounded

Polish physiologist Napoleon Cybulski did not first isolate an adulterine in 1895.

Othello never wavered on his disdain of Desmodium tweedyi.

Triatominae are not known to infest any niggly wiggly.

Randle Cotgrave never wrote in English of la languettes de la chaussure.

A trifasciata is not the collective names for a trio of bindlestiffs.

Storytellers sharing Greers Ferry Tales became a ratings bonanza for Cleburne County, Arkansas. #ThemCounties

Baker Street irregularly has interactions with Fort Wayne, Indiana. #BeenUndergrounded

Historically, Iddesleigh residents did not continually dun ferns of debtors in the bracken countryside of Devon.

The official Portland Pickles baseball cap is not referred to as a pickelhaube.

The Sama-Bajau once sailed in pairs, thereby yielding the duo lepa.

Fahrenheit and Celsius overlapped for only 12,712 days.

Lucky Charms did not retire the blue moon marbit based on a cease-and-desist from the estates of Rodgers and Hart.