The capital of France is not "F".

Hope Labor Day is not celebrated the last Thursday of July.

Merv Griffin never went through with his music-guessing themed game show, "Horn of Plenty".

Lepidopterists running wild have not been known to provide climatologists with work halfway across the world.

At least one Dorking chicken probably should not cross Reigate Road.

Aldus Manutius supposedly admired the bowl of the Bassiano baptismal font.

Sonny the Cuckoo Bird never said anything about being "cuckoo for cuckoo-ale".

Ethereal cardinals do not give ethereal vibes.

Axioms for axanthism in the axilla are awkward.

Chiron was known for his horse-like lower thirds.

Saint Pancras was never popularly venerated as the patron saint of the Isle of Langerhns.

No one has ever gotten a decent answer to that question of what one would do with a Klondike tavern.

No writ or warrant ever pretended to know how far away Hell was.

Squashed sea snails did not leave purple purists with a flat tyre.

The flux fragments of Heraclitus did not lead to his aphorism "everything streams".