In Apline glacial history recording, 68 Günz is roughly ~69.768 megaannums.

Elizabeth Coatsworth's children's book about a cat was not retitled "Halo Kitty" in Japan.

Ferdinand Porsche never drove anywhere in a postiche.

Kodiak Island Borough residents know Womens Bay, Alaska, is not twinned with the Isle of Man. #ThemCounties

Alaska's Alexander Archipelago has had a kinky island for a century.

Shoe trees make lousy Arbor Day gifts.

Elephants never forget their really, really, really long trunks are cool.

Some Japanese restaurants in the Georgetown neighborhood get strange looks with sea pineapple on the menu.

The British Thoroughbred Chatelaine was not referred to as "Lady of the Manor" after winning Epsom Oaks.

Some may describe Ketchikan Gateway's totem poles in Saxman, Alaska, as alto (but you don't have to pay a tenner to see 'em). #ThemCounties

If something is allegedly everywhere then it's hard for someone suddenly find it.

˙ǝןop ǝɥʇ uo ɹǝʌǝu sɐʍ ǝʞɐɔ uʍop-ǝpısdn ǝןddɐǝuıd 'sɹɐǝʎ 001 ɹǝʇɟɐ uǝʌǝ

A hayley mill is not a breeding facility producing hayleys on a large scale.

The Leitre language does not feature poetry about the Imperial Galleon.

Saint Lawrence is not the patron of gridiron tailgating.