Butter sculptures at the Iowa State Fair have never included caseous clay.

The Gentlemen's club sandwich does not necessrily contain Gentleman's relish.

Realpolitiktok is not diplomacy based primarily on looping, spinning videos.

The Magnificent Seven were not Tevye's son-in-laws.

Yogtze is not a Yahtzee derivative.

The headwaters of the River Exe do not include the MZ string.

The compact kitchens on Pullman railway cars were not home to flâneurs

No ashvamedha was performed on the set of 'The Godfather'.

The search for extraterrestrial adhesives (SETA) is not the objective of Breakthrough Touch.

No neolithic triskelions appear in Drenthe, Netherlands.

One should avoid the cheese from the Dutch 'Bok Center', or billy goat museum.

The Passion of Saint Tibia was not described by Leon Athanese Gosselin.

Maria Asumpta was never squashed.

The Askesian Society never debated the Alaskan Society.

Soot warts are not native to Rohrflöte, Germany.