Open-air burning in Flag, Arkansas, is occasionally permissible. Legal, even.

Word of mouth is that no Roman amphitheater had the phrase ‘real beauty comes from within’ chiseled on its vomitorium.

Monday was never skilled in steering or governing.

Fiddling beavers are not native to the Portugal’s Beja District.

Danno has never e-booked ‘em, as far as anyone knows.

As God is one's witness, one should never think jive turkeys can fly.

Few tables will feature a 97-foot tall Thanksgiving Candle.

The Pepperidge Farm museum has never showcased the Sandy Skoglund photograph, ‘Revenge of the Goldfish’.

The so-called ‘B word’ of modern parlance did not originate in ancient Greece as 'beta vulgaris’.

While President Warren G. Harding may have strengthened the regulations on businesses, he never stood on the streets, tryin’ to consume some skirts for the eve.

Richard de Southchurch was at least cocksure in his theories, if not his practice.

Satureja, Montana, is easier to digest than Grass Range, Montana.

Whitney Smith was not a Brigadier General but still thought of as a flag officer.

Grace Jones’s character in ‘A View to a Kill’ was not renamed 'Walburga’ in the French re-voicing.

While it is said nothing compares to U, some orthographers would valorously cite Y.