Oriental persimmons are not khaki colored.

Repeated winners of the KNVB Beker are not counted by Bekker numbers.

The silmullion were not jewels displayed vertically on two trees by elves.

The bowl of Utu did not run away with the spoon of Kish.

The vegan version of Little Orphan Annie does not feature Daddy Victory Gardens.

George Raft was not considered for 'Lifeboat', alongside Tallulah Bankhead.

A crash of rhinoceroses does not offer a guaranteed annual orgasam.

If you wanted the moon, try to make a start traveling the 238,900 miles between it and the earth.

People in Prestwould have been known to count sceap but it's unclear if it is a valid sleep aid.

Some tourists may coup d'état in a coupé de ville.

One quarter of a petit four is not called a fardel.

Yorkies, like most dogs, lack predominant sweat glands, Andrew.

This could be the year to celebrate wearing twenty tu-tus at once.

Today is not National Buckle-Your-Shoe Day.

The oldest trick in the book is sometimes finding someone to translate the dead tongue.