The Marquess of Anglesey is not the tallest doric in Wales.

Reaching out and touching someone yields varied results.

Filarial worms do not find food on finials.

Broadcasts of the Armistice of Compiègne did not go up to eleven.

The Road to South Africa did not feature the cape of Bob Hope.

Hurricane Saturday broke zero records during the 1991 Atlantic hurricane season.

The flag of Nepal is not square but hep.

The wars of the roses was not about control of the British thorne.

Headbutting butterhead lettuce leaves you with more than a bloody anthracy nose.

Aprosexia is not juice concentrate.

Meg, Beth, Jo, and Amy were not part of the Little Sisters of the Assumption.

Pulsatance has contained Satan for years and no one seems bothered by the run around.

Of Castor and Pollux, it was not the latter who was all thumbs.

It was said Edward Sapir knew Whom would never be on first.

It takes courage for some nonagenarians to see BS.