Hydroxychloroquine is not extracted from orange trees in Siberia.

Medieval Italians were not the first to sow masques.

Fertility clinics don't color eggs at Easter.

Dyeing Easter chicks may raises concerns about anti-fouling paints.

No surprise: Leonardo da Vinci did not paint an easter egg into The Last Supper.

Shelters in Place, New Hampshire, are not widely given over to tourists.

The running amok of the animatronic recreation of Mayberry, NC, did not result in an Opie-oid crisis.

#Passover charoset does not involve concert lists with nothing but cuchi-cuchi flamenco guitar music.

There are special relativity rules impacting time and its adversaries in non-Euclidean geometry.

REM typically occupies about 120 minutes of Dave Kendall's sleep.

Huguenots were not habitual about haranguing hiers with Haggadot.

E. A. Robinson never suffered from Richard's corybantic.

"Mad Anthony" Wayne was said to be a fountain of knowledge regarding the American Revolution.

#HappyBirthday to you - and the other 9 million or so people.

Carlo Marochetti did not get ahead of other sculptors with his Glasgow piece entitled 'Power Station'.