Jamaican mento music is seldom referred to as the 'fresh maker'.

The power from François Boullier's first grater did not have responsibility.

Arc Ruffians rob and murder in circles.

Few celebrate the sounds of the Old Christy Minstrels.

Pillsbury never sponsored the 'Spirit of the American Doughboy'.

The PBS P-Head never lived in the NET house.

Erumpenter swans never went forth into Grande Prairie, Alberta.

The Taj Mahal is not dubbed 'maji' in Japanese.

The Montana Rusa is not a type of serpent.

Chicago potage has flowed from east to west, west to east, and not at all.

Pope John XXIII never insisted the Code of Rubrics be printed upon a cube.

The Kabylia football team does not practice kayfabe.

Everybody did not gua sha tonight.

Quiche moraine is not a savory dish with muzzle or snout pieces.

The Bajau people never claimed to want to bang on the eardrum all day.