Scotland grudgingly permits diesel fuel lorries to travel counter-clockwise.

The question of whether the boulanger will bake baguettes is a mere bagatelle in Bagnolet.

Cape Town’s Noon Gun Twitter feed @Signal_Hill_Gun does not stutter.

Cornwell is not known for ghost-faced killas.

"Leaping lizards" is not a expression encouraged for those starting out to John o' Groats.

No bologna sausage manufacturer existed in Polo, NY.

The arcade game Frugger did not have characters dancing across a highway.

Falcon statues dotting the landscape of Southern Illinois are not referred to the Little Horus on the Prarie.

Enthalpy is not a unit of energy created by the dance moves of the BeeGees.

Lot's wife leaving is named "Betel" in Vietnamese translations of the Bible.

Space Force will not protect the borders of the ionosphere from aliens.

Hollywood stars don't live in one of 28 mansions while in China.

The azure dragon does not feature an albatross 'round its neck.

Figlets are not minute fabrications.

Even Charles Fort knew ants, his friends or not, don't blow in the wind.