Maloik is not genus of dogwood trees.

Rudolph never visited the Land of Parting Gifts.

Any able bodied person is generally appreciated more than a cain bodied person.

Tarn Ashun is not a corrie loch in the Scottish Highlands.

Paul Shorey never met Pauley Shore.

The word ’lineman’ does not readily translate into the Wichita language.

‘Cyrus’ is not an ophthalmological term pertaining to a cyclops.

Tempest in a teapot’ is not comparable to the lesser-used phrase 'Cannikin in a cannikin’.

A prevalent number of people persist percolation prior to perambulation.

Glocal does not define the climate of Jerry Brown’s forehead.

Winnemucca, Nevada, is not often thought as the gateway to going everywhere, man.

Sinclair stations never made the brontosaurus a corporate ‘must-run’ feature.

The Lone Star Gypsum company is not headquartered in Plaster-of-Paris, Texas.

Heraclitus is not the patron saint of indoor plumbing.

Aquileia’s sack did not contain rations for Pope Leo I.