Saint-Valentin, Quebec, does not have the most cases per capita of epilepsy in Canada.

Montanism never made it big in Big Sky Country.

Euripides never euphemistically uttered ’eureka’ at Eubrontes.

Maximinus Thrax was not the littlest Caesar.

Divisions of the River Tern are not popularly referred to as Terning Forks, thus resonates Shropshire.

It is safe to eat Solomon’s Gundy on Thursdays.

The beatification of part of the Caribbean Netherlands did not result in Sint Eustatius.

Street racing is not the subject of the film, ‘The Fatuous and the Furious’.

The wrath of the wraith wreaked wreckage against the wretched wrestler’s wrist.

Rice Krispies soundly refuses to call itself a crepitating cereal.

In her later years, Miss Mary Mack was known to suffer from pachydermophobia.

Bartolomeu Dais was the first Portuguese raised flatform to be set sail around the tip of Africa.

Footing the bill of the flackery of migrating flocks will ruffle someone’s feathers.

Biblical gloss does not refer to the shining of the Moses cornuta.

Few fall fashions feature falafel fallal.