William Devane made new friends and kept the old, one was silver and the other was Rosland Capital.

Partakers of the Great Trigonometrical Survey were found to have never cosigned a loan.

When panicked at the disco or the club, Otis Day and the Knights chose to partake Alprazolama Ding Dong.

Grocer’s itch will not yield scratch for said grocer.

Alabama has seen a steady decrease in banjonmyneeitis since the late 1890s.

Microsoft’s “Bob” never started any cultish behaviors from its users, nor had a pipe.

Perhaps Prometheus on promethazine prompts paresthesia or phlogiston on his person.

Norse mythology dictates that the Jotunn were not banished on Thursday.

Augustus did not fool Alexander the Great with the ‘I’ve Got Your Nose’ game.

Celebrating discordianism on a Concorde was not the way to achieve figuration.

A dog that breaks a mirror is generally doomed for a half century.

Red ink on green paper in blue books may actually result in grey literature for those people who are colour blind.

Agonosis is similar to tinea pedis in that both feature the world-wide agony of the feet.

No one named Jadé helmed the three-day, rolling brown outs, Heatly.

Now that Cheryl’s birthday is today, nobody has bothered to remember - even riders on buses in Singapore.