Mood Swings is not the name of the St. Clair County, Alabama, bluegrass festival. #ThemCounties

Most travelers know by the time you get to Phenix City to begin using Eastern Time. #ThemCounties

Quicksand is not a thirst trap.

Swagg is not the capital of Randolph County, Alabama, promotional items. #ThemCounties

The great great cuckoo-dove dive did not occur in the depths of the New Guinea mangroves.

General practitioners were not once referred to as Jeep Doctors.

Rod Serling is not credited with the "Solar Terminator" series (and frankly, neither is James Cameron).

Eric Burdon never sang commercial jingles for Garanimals.

The Heptakomotes were not the creators of the honey trap.

The town of Orion was not relocated in Pike County, Alabama, as a result of proper motion. #ThemCounties

Party-poopers are doing some amazing things with the city limit signs for Party City.

Yes, some do go gangbusters at doorbusters.

The cult of Serapis does not identify him as a sexpot.

Soda jerky does not pop during the drying process.

Some metrication opposition pointed out the conflict with poetic meter described as a sequence of feet.

Imponant people are not those from the east.

Pickens County, Alabama, boasted a coal fire since around 1871. #ThemCounties

The Southampton Six, when seen from above, are not confused with the Northampton Nine.

Penguin nuggets are not available near the Freycinet Peninsula.

Jack and Jill's activity seldom rhymed with acclivity.

Arguing with augurs was for the birds.

A bell, bow-tie, ball and boot are not tokens on McDonaldland Monopoly.

Bix Beiderbecke did not compose music at his Davenport desk.

No crusty geologist referred to the Perry County, Alabama, meteorite as the "potato au gustin". #ThemCounties

A vaccine of female oxen is no bull.

Few want to get kissed when standing under dung on a twig.

The crew of "Throwdown! with Bobby Flay" were quick to never film episodes on Opposite Day.

Serapis was not the god of potluck suppers.

Chevron Corporation did not include the Latin phrase "Efficia fretum quietum" on its greenmailings.

Masochists do not necessarily get their pleasure from machicolations.

Even novice aromachologists know the difference between the smell of cod and code smell.

Charnel House does not promote its bone broth with the slogan, "Good to the last drop."

Reddy Kilowatt sued Willie Wiredhand in a lower circuit court - they have all the power.

Our Toast and Reruns man tells us there is indeed infamous footwear, too.

One friend may be silver and the other gold, but neither want to visit Arrastra.

Vertical Horizon never sang about the benefits of abscissa.

Nobody changes the baking soda carton in the Hammer Family tomb in Westwood Village Memorial Park Cemetery.

Laconophiles did not collect bricks from Morgan County, Alabama. #ThemCounties

NASA is not betting high on the Planet Lunch Exploration Program.

Songscapes were never sung about decubitus ovine on the Wickquasgeck trail.

Flies don't especially enjoy windshield time.

It's no surprise the Broadway Melody of 1974 was not performed at the 29th Tony Awards.

Frederick Delius never got far with an early poem, "On Seeing the First Cuckoo Pupae In Spring".

Cage graphs joined to form a star have as few vertices as possible.

Though all ready to use, Bartlett's Familiar Quotations has been dismissed by some as the hit parade of useless adages.

"Back In NYC" was not the one-time museum at Giants Stadium celebrating those on the line of scrimmage.

Medieval hunters found the hairless hart an auspicious quarry.

The Zimmertoren counts out time - and there is no trouble with globe number seven.

Toxins from a maelstrom of fire salamanders crawling on carpet can cause convulsions.

In the first chapter of Genesis, there are not 32 references to the Hebrew word דלת.

"Lilith, Jaded" was not a painting by Raphael Lillywhite.

Anyway, some weight rooms have waiting rooms for any weigh.

The ghostly visage of William Morton appearing in the Ether Dome in 1874 did not make him the first supernatural anesthesiologist.

Cadbury does not market chocolate fingers as being similar to the foul stench of a lamia.

Little did Chuang Tzu know that in the silent and sorrowful Game of Life, Conway's boat would be empty, too.

Slippermen are to Slipper Island as sock puppets are not to Sock Island.

The ravinia is not a female ravine.

David Pieterszoon de Vries was not the first to see the light die down on Broadway.

Edmund Spenser did not have Artegall ride Talus - or any scree.

Chuck Connors never filmed scenes of The Riffleman in the rapids.

Someone has very likely been tagged IT daily since the fourth century BC. It is possible. It never stays in one place.

All Souls College was not founded on November 2, 1438. Or November 11, for that matter.

Cedar Rapids, Iowa, doesn't like to brag but it has a total of five season landscaping.

The Cleveland Browns do not celebrate National Paper Airplane Day on November 18.

William Henry Atkinson never orally confirmed whether mompyns should chew dads' pens.

The Alabama Shakespeare Festival does not celebrate Sir John Montgomery during performances of 3 Henry VI as he's not a namesake. #ThemCounties

Kamado dragons do not lay big green eggs.

Daniel Webster was often kept abreast of the work of artist Sarah Goodridge.

The Life Alert bracelet did not appear in Legends of the Fall.

Beethoven's Fifth was not really a commercial quart.

People, please! No erotic letter from James Joyce mentions goose barnacle.

It is unknown how longer the smell of burnt corn lingered in Monroe County, Alabama. #ThemCounties

Sebastian Spering Kresge never knew knew the special hazards of high-energy visible light.

Elliot's eye did not see floaters - even in the Royal Navy.

Henry Wadsworth Longfellow did not compose a poem about a payot.

Hero of Alexandria was not considered a party sub at the Mouseion.

The andycappnometer is not a type of breathalyzer.

The creation of western turquoise jewelry was not outsourced to azure Asians.

Violin running in Füssen, Germany, is not a tricrural race.

The mascot of St. Elmo Elementary School in Mobile County, Alabama, is not the Man in Motion. #ThemCounties

In classical antiquity, athletes wearing a narrow band of cloth under their shoe was not a sign of having a fillet of sole.

There was not a statue of Anne Brontë ringing a bell displayed in Acton Town. #BeenUndergrounded

The Reaction of Faial was the loss of the five wounds.

Nepal's flag is anything but square.

There is not an advertisement for salmon, booze, and ube within the Sistine Chapel.

Foliate heads seldom appear in either pelican or puffin crossings.

In Marshall County, Alabama, the Arabs walk like the Egyptians to their northwest. #ThemCounties

Comparing friends to silver and gold makes them sound minor.

Doreset and Devon don't debate whether grandfather's River Axe consists of the same water used by their grandsons, thankfully.

Some believe apostrophe dystrophy sha'n't lead to the end of superfluous punctuation usage.

Maps generally do not identify one-hearse towns.

Jimmy Carter is not referred to as the Old Plains Drifter.

Alphabits never discontinued the cereal comma.

One shape Frances Vorne did not affect was Boy's surface.

No examples of the Twin paradox surfaced in Marion County, Alabama. #ThemCounties

Military buglers don't have a special call for Product Recall.

No ex cathedra proclamations have been issues from the Pope of Marengo County, Alabama. #ThemCounties

Lady Elaine Fairchilde never had a cameo in a Punch and Judy show.

No community in Madison County, Alabama, calls itself the arugula city. #ThemCounties

Few play the nasal scales by ear on piano.

Even Macon County, Alabama, has a little Texas within its boundaries. #ThemCounties

The Battle of New Cartilage did not occur at a prominent bridge during the Second Punic War.

Medieval staircases were not built going downward to account for the defender’s gravity.

The shortest furlong is not in Myanmar.

Astorre Baglioni found the wrong way to get ahead in the Ottoman Empire.

Mythologization of solar deities did not involve offering squirrel bait.

Few Cantonese restaurants offer lotteries encouraging "win some, dim sum".

The black belts of Lowndes County, Alabama, are often soiled. #ThemCounties

Word said scarce grease was the time, the place, and the motion of Limestone County, Alabama. #ThemCounties

Chlorides during puberty did not affect the Bronze Teen Age.

Alfresco dining on Italy does not involve one's l'ultimo pasta.

Alligator shear is not a line of Lacoste clothing.

Few have factored how the altar within the Church of the Multiplication is merely a table.

Powell and Pressburger were not referred to as Kyūdōka in Asian markets.

There is a Beehive in Lee County, Alabama, which houses over 700 inhabitants. #ThemCounties

Hodges Store was not a Lawrence County, Alabama, Speake Easy during Prohibition. #ThemCounties

There is no official minnesang of Minnesota.

The Savage Arms was not a Massachusetts-based hotel known for its Boston butt stock.

Our Toast and Reruns man says some oases may be mirages.

Man Ray did paint a ray cat.

No one blamed NBC for pavonicide back in 1959.

Kingston upon Hull does not celebrate bricklayer Alfred of Borden (c.1284-1320) as the first to claim he went "to Hull and back."

There is no collective noun word for lattice animals.

In the Hindi translation of Archie comics, Forsythe Jones is not named "Jugaad".

No one fed the multitudes - or ducks - buns at Ichthyscoo Park.

Some Soviet Hero Cities may have subways.

The Newport Hundred is not a premium cigarette.

The 49er Syndrome may be part of the gold digging rush.

Florian Principles do not affect fire houses in Lauderdale County, Alabama. #ThemCounties

South pa does not refer to the vertical line in the eponymously-named cuneiform.

Recipes for the Mongol remoulade were not collectively known as the "tartar yoke."

Chansonporthetes is not an extinct genus of singing or braying hyena, native to Gaul.

The Carphologiaians did not pick at 40 days of lint.

Baron Haussmann did not introduce curly pea pods to Paris.

The first advocatus diaboli was not prone to collecting liturgical airs in a sack.

Lamar County, Alabama, does not boast a statue of "The Sullied Gent", a character from the silent film era. #ThemCounties

One would be hard-pressed to find a Palladian-inspired xenotransplantation house in the southern United States.

Discrimination of polynomial is tolerated, based on their function.

The Ramani, or Rama people, do not have an origin story involving a llama named denng-dong.

Some dolphins in the Gulf of Corinth stick out like a sore thumb.

None of Enkidu's spicier dreams included the House of Cinnadust.

Our Toast and Reruns man says one will likely find few headwaters sport dandruff.

Jefferson County, Alabama, did not try to corner the market on heavy skyscrapers. #ThemCounties

Most Belgians do not offer asparagus to manneken pis.

Some bar rock fans in Narooma, Australia, know they can't see Tasmania.

John Kinzie's remains in Chicago's City Cemetery were moved due to concerns bodies could contaminate the city's water supply - but it was water under the bridge.

Old English speakers did not run to not be overheard.

Slip ’N Slide and Boogie Boards are not advocates for summer luge during the Olympic Games.

Hollywood does not come from Hollytrees in Jackson County, Alabama. #ThemCounties

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The Argyrias are not an all-female Blue Man Group type of musicians.

The Book of Esker is not read during the festival of Purim.

The largest Hängegrundsysem Festival outside Sweden is not in Manila's Paniklop district.

Yes, Virginia, there are impotent potables.

Oh, stop crying: pink frost never came from pink snow.

Houston County, Alabama, does not celebrate salads with a "Lettuce Goes To Dothan Festival". #ThemCounties

You won't find Marianne wearing semilanceata during the Olympics.

Capps is not the capital of Henry County, Alabama. #ThemCounties

Members of the privy council were not among the survivors of the Erfurt latrine disaster.

A papa is not the collective name for group of Ernest Hemingway lookalikes.

The Duke of Windsor was not a royal peculiar.

Multiple Sanderson sisters movies during Halloween are not referred to collectively as Hoci Poci.

The Achilles heel of Parisian bread was mass production of the baguette.

One may level one's locks behind seven locks in Lock Five, Hale County, Alabama. #ThemCounties

One may suspect there are roofless breastsummers.

Ambrosia abrosia is absolutely absurd.

The Archdiocese of Milan does not toast farro inside their churches.

Mr. Yuk never subjected the population to poisson sampling.

Roald Dahl never considered a sequel entitled "James and the Giant Rhodotus".

Pie alamort is mostly deadweight.

Greene County, Alabama, does not boast a Eutaw Teapot. #ThemCounties

Crackle and Pop were not mentioned in the Cult of Snap.

Some hurricane-related scams are as easy to spot as shooting phishes in Beryl.

Professor Green did not grow up in public as a Cluedo character.

The greatest battle are lost when you prey.

Moorish dentists were not foiled installing an cuspid arch.

A century later and we know those Caesarean salads are not built in sections.

One coffee swallow does not make a coffee spring in Geneva County, Alabama. #ThemCounties

Our Toast and Reruns man tells us one complaint of cities hosting the Olympics is sporadic nightlife - particularly uneven bars.

A fifth of July is six and two-tenths days - and there are likely distilled beverages involved somewhere.

A fourth of July is seven and three-quarter days.

Acrostics can really offer significant topics if created succinctly.

Alphabetical order aside, Hurricane Crate does not follow Hurricane Beryl.

Ben Franklin’s seldom-cited fifteenth virtue was not brevity.

Phil Campbells converge on Franklin County, Alabama, regularly. #ThemCounties

Aquarius is the not the most #sozzly astrological sign in the zodiac. #DoubleLetterFun

Leroy Anderson never conducted Fiddle Faddle for the Kennedy White House.

Serapis was not known to bitch the pot.

The Swedish Fish Mafia did not profer salmiak via umiak.

Alexander Leslie did not announce the angle of repose of his reputed crooked stile.

History basically did not record the ancient Egyptian worship of the Cult of Hara Ra.

Wingu is not a version of a Chinese drum native to Fayette County, Alabama. #ThemCounties

#Bambaiyya ducks don't necessarily eat Bombay duck. #DoubleLetterFun

The ancient Roman road Via Getty was often marked by water.

Maxwell Street polishing differs from Maxwell Street buffering.

Roy G. Biv was never stoned in Vinicunca.

Maurice Williams never performed Tierkreis with the Wends.

An attack by the puppet people helped with the nocturnal watergate complex.

Yes, coats bend in Etowah County, Alabama, but so do pants and they didn't make that big a deal out of it. #ThemCounties

Many heard black #foxxes spend over eight minutes in the badlands. #DoubleLetterFun

Theophrastus's rock hounds were not related to agates by the nearest agnate.

The first advocatus diaboli was not prone to collecting liturgical airs in a sack.

Kellogg's does not promote two scoops of bran stock.

Alabama movie theatres are allowed to dispose of unpopped popcorn kernels by either interment or cremation, though remains may not be placed in a landfill.

Orthorexia is not about diets for the birds.

A statue showing C.P. Atmore's first steps in the town bearing his name does not stand in Escambia County, Alabama. #ThemCounties

The 1915 book, The Scarecrow of Oz, does not classify the title character as a #strawweight. #DoubleLetterFun

Our Toast and Reruns man has heard the rumor that robotovats are really only hardly working.

Duso was not a dolphin hauriant in France.

Woofer speakers are not referred to as abased speakers.

Those with grimacing shakes a year later may be the result of withdrawal.

Children during French recess did not play with screwdrivers.

"I Sing the Body Eclectic!" is not an official song in the Elmore County, Alabama, song book. #ThemCounties

'Tis bad mannered to make a #bivvy from bivalvia in Bavaria. #DoubleLetterFun

Modus ponens requires one to mind their Ps and Qs.

Even vexillologists cannot control their wives who love to put the flags out.

Translocation of soul amylum does not mean to take it to the root - one, two, three, or four times.

Ari Aracari was not the mascot for Kellogg's Gruit Loops cereal.

Royal touch typing did not cure tendinosis.

Broecks seldom go up to eleven in in DeKalb County, Alabama. #ThemCounties

Nurture abhors a #vacuum. #DoubleLetterFun

Now more than ever "now more than ever" is lazy writing.

Few perineums act as a proscenium.

E.B. White did not feature Charlotte in a cobweb plot.

Chicago Opera Theater did not rebrand it's production of Desprez and Cellier's "The Carp" as "The Copi" for aesthetic reasons.

Polycarp's paraph was not a many-sided ichthys.

The bridges of Dallas County, Alabama, are not known as Marian junctions. #ThemCounties

Norway spent to centuries #tittivating Old Tjikko. #DoubleLetterFun

Unlike Neapolitan, Triplice Copia ice cream is flavored vanilla, banana, and strawberry.

The Wends never cried Mary.

Survey Monkey did not begin life as Primate Polling.

Yes, some people of the Ponant levanted. Yes, some people of the Levant were poncey. But what are you going to do?

The only thing stopping a bad guy with a vacuum cleaner is a good guy with a vacuum cleaner.

Dale's Dales pony is not found in Dale's Dale County, Alabama. #ThemCounties

The pests in the pasture affect the vassal with the passel. #DoubleLetterFun

Our Toast and Reruns Man confirmed there were grounds for divorce between Mr. Coffee and his wife.

Some gun enthusiasts appreciate callipygian buttstocks.

Beatriz Flamini did not ride the Underground for 500 days.

It is not okay to blow your own cutaneous horn.

Ambergris is to whales as Polkagris is not to Swedish fish.

Jerome Horwitz was not known to calamistrate his hair.

Thank the blue stars you can celebrate Stars War Day!

Star Wars Day was never sponsored by Cerveza Cristal.

Even when the letters of the alphabet are out or order, they still work.

Marie-Thérèse was not May Queen for twenty minutes in August.

The Iranian equinox is celebrated with Nowruz. The Uranian equinox is next celebrated until 2092.

Kubo Akira and Maeda Bibari will not appear in the film, Son of the Met Gala Cockroach.

Social insects are likely found in the social town in Crenshaw County, Alabama. #ThemCounties

Critics of Canada's Rhinoceros Party do not refer to its manifesto as #rhinorrhea. #DoubleLetterFun

The Bard of Avon never needed a criniere or chanfron for horseplay.

Few urologists believe membrane androgen receptors pump up any volume.

The Mice never won album nigrum of the year.

The city of the big shoulders is not associated with the city of the big knees.

Cockroaches do not create their own neighborhoods of make-believe.

Vandals have been spotted in Covington County, Alabama, but goths not so much in Andalusia. #ThemCounties

#Zaqqum was not the banished sixth tree in paradise. #DoubleLetterFun

One assumes Emma Bunton and Ann Turner Cook never collaborated.

It is thought some architects wish all buildings had a cant opener.

Rinderpest was not a former twin city of Budapest.

Churches in the Kingdom of Sardinia were not said to be "packed in like ichthys".

Henry and Richard Bloch never considered the mortuary business to cover both ends of the 'death and taxes' idiom.

Beware of alms-drinking and alms-driving.

There are not 70 arc minutes on a compact disc

A nipcheese did not hoard Cheese Nips.

On this day in 1954, nothing happened.

The man from U.N.C.L.E. never visited Pismire Island.

Robert Willan did not create dermatologists from scratch.

The chupacumbra is not the goat-shaped shadow seen during eclipse.

One may believe Mr. Coffee passed the great filter; Mrs. Tea, not as such.

Unfiltered camels do not carry unfiltered water in their humps.

Jarabe Topo Chico is not known as the Mexican mole dance.

Our Toast and Reruns man believes no commercials exist of the Hamburglar using hamburger helper.

A grasp is not the collective name for a group of Muppets.

Lucky Charms never featured marbit in the shape of the Trix rabbit's foot.

A decadence is not a ruling body of ten people who are slow to comprehend something.

John Chapman is not an ancestor of the Apple Jacks kids (the apples never fell far from the jack).

Mel Brooks bested Walter Raleigh by actually completing History of the World, Part II.

No one claimed the sixth little piggy had scrofula.

Girl Scouts calendars did not feature pictures of cookies.

Shrewd cardinals know better than to elect a large number of antipopes.

The Germanic Angles did not inspire the Crooked House of Lavenham, England.

One likely will not find pins, knuckles, and leaves on a stone hinge.

Female Moomins were not Wimmins.

Paul Simon's "I Am A Rock" is not an ode to visual agnosia.

Khaki University is not a fraternity-only higher educational institution.

Kafka, Franz, and Ollie were not puppet playwrights.

Pardon my French, but Jane Martin's "Talking With..." was not given the French title Les Chaterestre following translation.

Few editors had a bird's eye view of The Alphabet of Sriracha.

Few refer to improper fraction as fat fractions in modern math classes.

None of the ZIP codes in Coosa County, Alabama, are Carmichael numbers. #ThemCounties

Bill Justice was not drawn to #Chippendalism. #DoubleLetterFun

The customer is often always left, too.

There were no mass paths on the stations of the cross.

Few weather idioms take into account a tequila sunset.

Adam and Eve were not naked in the Big Apple.

John Scarne never carded the an old woman living in the shoe.

It's not a stretch to believe the Republic of #Booza lasted only a few years. #DoubleLetterFun

The mark of Cain is not a form of livestock branding on Conecuh County, Alabama, sausages. #ThemCounties

3D Indiana is not a life-size printed version of the U.S. state.

Callipygian architects did not specialize in abutments.

AOL backwards is "Laugh Out Aloud".

One likely should not cook with cannula oil.

John R. Brinkley was not born and did not die during the Year of the Goat on the Chinese calendar (he died one year early).

"Tootemastubbe and Itawamba" was not the Colbert County, Alabama, version of "Tristan and Iseult". #ThemCounties

#Avicenna did not include noncanonical humorous members in his Canon of Medicine. #DoubleLetterFun

The Suffolk Bang is not an alternative theory about the expansion of Ipswich.

Chaise longue lizards never leapt from - or fainted onto - a couch.

A reminder for protest organizers: we do not march forth this Sunday.

It is best to not flog a dead horse midstream.

Charles Burt helped bankroll the American Engraving Society.

Performances of Toccata and Feague in A minor are mostly illegal.

Pipe dreams seldom involve pipe cleaners, dang it.

Sunday carvery leftovers are not usually in relief.

Lyle’s Golden Syrup drew the line at 141 years.

One can find Java in Coffee County, Alabama - but not a ton of roe. #ThemCounties

Gamma rhythms are twice as slow as the #digamma rhythms. #DoubleLetterFun

Tractor Supply Company does not sell tractoration supplies.

Ancient Romans did not cite the year AD 40 as the "largest outside".

Water is laughingly referred to by some as an aerobie digester.

Should Jack fall down and break its crown in Clayton, England, residents would likely mill around Jill.

The Hangamanian Interglacial was not a form of cold-press executioning.

The Love Boat never set sail on the Love Canal.

Sholes and Glidden were not a key part of the Great Vowel Shift.

Carl Griffith's sourdough starter may have been served on 1847 Rogers Brothers silverware.

In most fairy tales, #abbevillian archetypes used stone axes. #DoubleLetterFun

Fast Green FCF is not the least used football club.

Beau Brummell was not known to be a batie-bummil.

Even fifty-year-old dead finks still don't talk.

Our Toast and Reruns man says one way to remember ocean locations is to recall Georgia-Pacific don't touch.

Vincennes was the capital of the I*****a Territory from 1800 until 1813.

Salmon is to nuts as salmonella is not to nutella.

One described as being "stone loach crazy" does not smell like a dry-fish bone.

The ancient Roman bard Volute was not the first pillar in the community to suffer a capital offense.

Double-entry #bookkeeping has nothing to do with consecutive double letters. #DoubleLetterFun

Alas, some medieval figures even said chirality was dead.

Historically, the corner of Chrystie and Grand Streets in New York City was not home to a doohickey.

In space, no one can hear your Wilhelm.

She was living in a Cenozoic world and she was a Cenozoic girl.

Jean-Baptiste de Châteaubrun was never quoted as saying he was wrapped up in his work.

Legends of Venus's ingrown toenails morphing into onyx get off on the wrong foot.

Conrad Reed did not wear a Carolina gold belt.

No Burns supper serves an address to the deviled egg.

No one ever claimed to assault Shakers in a salt cellar.

#JJ coupling has little to do with brassiere measurement. #DoubleLetterFun

It's thought during Halloween in Cleburne County, Alabama, more people Trickem than Treatem. #ThemCounties

Dandriff does not stand on the shoulders of giants.

The seven noses of Soho did not belong to dwarves.

Diaminomaleonitrile just wishes it could be your lover.

Dustin Hoffman was not the original choice to receive his Tootsie role.

In geometry, the dischord of a circle is not a straight line segment whose endpoints lie somewhere with the boundaries of the circumference.

Ringed doughnut bakers in London did not shout "wimble done" to inform customers of their completed wares.

It did not take 3 years, 5 months and 2 days to name Tennessine after it was initially discovered.

George Thornton was not allowed to blow holes in Cardiff.

Scotch bonnets are not swept with Scots brooms.

Armchair critics of the Mango cult were not referred to as amchur critics.

The legend Marathon, Greece, is a place full of finials is likely ludicrous.

Friedrich Ludwig Jahn was not known to pommel a dead horse.

James Henry Greathead was not the first to recommend tubes not be tied.

Most midwestern farmers do not believe you can water magnetic fields for better crop yields.

The economy of Kilchberg, Switzerland, prefers to not go 40 days without Lindt.

No post-duodecim day of Christmas featured anyone a-loffeing.

Our Toast and Reruns man says most people who steal clocks will face time.

To date, no one has seen the tooth fairy yielding a leiomano.

Lineville contributes to some of the line segments across Clay County, Alabama. #ThemCounties

Doughnut makers seldom roll tori through #torii. #DoubleLetterFun

The Great White Way did not celebrate boxing in Times Square, which wasn't a boxing ring, either.