Ivor Arbiter did not famously drop tea in England in 1963.

Glycon was not an ancestor of Cecil on "Time for Beany".

Yes, some Toastmasters speak extemporaneously of being aloof of bread.

The Underground Railroad did not advertise in underground press.

Some police offciers enjoy geometric topology because a doughnut and a coffee cup are one in the same.

Removing fractions from both vapors and liquids does not leave vinculum residue.

The quantity of matter in your vital force is not your Ch'i mass.

Christmas Eve is not the time to eavesdrop on Christmas Alice and Christmas Bob.

"All I want for trismus is my two front teeth" is thusly attributed to no one in particular.

The clamant Clarke Moore did not attempt to write "An Extra Smoky Visit from St. Nicholas" .

Some omnivores are panivorous.

No one has yet named a protostar after Shirley Temple.

One seldom finds canapés in canopic jars.

The scientific name for a neverthriving of jugglers is not hiccius doctius.

Mumblecore film awards are not celebrated at a yearly Feast of Enunciation.

The Quad City DJ's never released a cover version of the Rock Island Line.

जेरी हरमन ढोली को नमस्ते कहने के लिए नहीं जाने जाते थे

Sixty years of mixed-up confusion is not a sign of prolonged cognitive distortions.

Scrooge may have danced on Jacob Marley's grave but not Jacob's Marley floor.

Square dancers prefer not to dance while standing in dosa dough.

Our Toast and Reruns man tells us not everyone in Ireland wakes up at the craic of Dawn.

West Virginia thrice struck out promoting their Triadelphia Cream Cheese.

Some say there was magic to do when the King of the Pippins was discovered to be slightly self-fertile.

James Bond never felt a vespine sting in Lind, Herning, Denmark.

Some Kazakhs roll over for Oromo-orama.

San Pietro in Vincoli does not boast an alderman in chains.

It was hard for some architects to run complete circles around those designing tympana.

Funky knobs are not used as fire extinguishers in Montreux.

Convenient fans of Al Gore are not algorists.

Ernest Vincent Wright likely did not try to convey Euler's number in the book, Gadsby.

Some songbirds do stop - regardless of being instructed otherwise.

May Irvin did not kiss Rice Krispies on film in 1896.

Manneken pis has not been dressed up to show it smoking cannabris.

Mercedes Ruehl never performed in a rented King Lear.

#Toyotathon does not overlap with #Audipalooza in 2022.

Tutankhamun really walked like an Egyptian.

Tutankhamun did not originate memes with nemes.

The original "Ocean's 11" was not subtitled "The Riddle of the Sands".

"It's all turkey" is not a bowling term.

Dendrologists talk less about their fur babies than their fir babies.

Rebecca Felton had more bragging rights than David Rice Atchison.

Practicing alectromantia is never enforced at the end of a caulk gun.

Terry Farrell has never been asked about dacks while touring Australia.

Beware of priests wanting to "use their affusion" with November rain.

One of the ten blagues of Egypt was not one's ability to bench press the sphinx.

Shaving peach fuzz does not always yield peach scab.

One may be hard-pressed to find Dracaena trifasciata growing on Connecticut's Mother-in-Law Island.

Some members of the American Watermelon Council self-described as "pro-life" when confronted about Gallagher stage shows.

Some believe bookkeepers suffer from homogeneous graphomania.

Today is not National Dig-and-Delve Day.

Everybody has a birthday and almost everybody has a palm tree.

Some sasaengs seek on segways.

Politicians have not yet claimed schools are making accommodations for students who identify as the Number 5.

Leg theory is not an economic indicator having to deal with the insurance of May Hart's legs.

Our Toast and Reruns man says Richard Nixon did not wear new kicks for his presser sixty years ago.

Most people are not going to the ballots armed with a ton of infomation about the assholes they’re voting for.

No one hieroglyph left Howard Carter perpetually alifft.

Carter never offered a tête-à-tête with Tutankhamun.

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˙uʍop-ǝpᴉsdn sᴉ ǝslǝ ƃuᴉɥʇʎɹǝʌǝ puɐ ʇɥƃᴉɹ sᴉ ƃuᴉʇuᴉɐd s,uɐᴉɹpuoW ǝqʎɐɯ ɟᴉ pǝuᴉɯɹǝʇǝp sɐɥ ǝuo oN

Don't be such a turkey: no one is celebrating the abolition of ottomans and sultanas.

Anita Benarde never illustrated Billy Corgan on tour.

Our Toast and Reruns man says no one has gotten lost in a candy corn maze to date.

Breakfast Hall of Fammer Kate Murtagh handled both breakfast at Tiffany's and breakfast in America.

Let us be frank: Orange B or not Orange B is not a question to relish. #OrangeAppreciationMonth

There is no alexiteric for what the cat dragged in.

Saint Patrick's saltines are not a brand of multicolored soda crackers.

William Alexander was less successful in marketing his homeland as "Vetus Scotia".

No delicatessen in Barnstable County boasts the phrase, "post tot sandwico, contra acidum"

Kellogg's and Procter & Gamble will likely never collaborate on Gargarice Krispies, as such products are mostly out of scope.

The slow divide of a stratocumulus is not referred to as the Mark Twain cloud.

Some bridge experts know how short truss spans are under tension.

Ben Perry's Index contains no major recognized taxa of genus Pyrus.

The first child to calculate the arc length of Lou Scheimer's entire name in the Filmation producer credits did not receive a walk-on role in the cartoon of their choice.

Few multiplication tables offer product recalls.

The Aegean Sea supposedly rolled out the beryl on Crete.

Redfin is not part of the One Fish, Two Fish, Blue Fish crowd.

Augustus Woodward was 2½ rings short of a three ring circus.

Chamelots in Camelot: unknown or at least undocumented.

The Lost Boys of Neverland never found the Lost Girls of Eastland Academy.

Walter Murphy never sang the story of Beethoven's Fifth disease.

Adding water to melting chocolate does not give it seizures.

Yacht rock easily beats yacht scissors.

The Nitty Gritty Dirt Band never played the Nutty Narrows Bridge.

James Henry Trotter never sang "Momotarō-san no Uta" during his journeys.

Early drafts of "Watership Down" were not titled "Warren Peace".

Go figure: the arms of the Isle of Man feature legs.

Cole's minor dotter is not the bacterial soft rot on cabbages.

Ignace-Gaston parodies include "Ducks on Mackinac" and "Adhérence Statique".

There is a steakhouse in front, too, but it receives very little promotion.

Street corn is not a foot ailment of roadkill.

People from the Tatra Mountains - or Tartrazines - do not see a special sunset yellow color at dusk. #OrangeAppreciationMonth

The 1957 Thessaloniki International Fair did not have a lagniappe frappe booth.

Orthopedic surgeons seldom cite the credo, "you can't have the hop if you don't have the hip".

Ray Wilson was the Genesis loci for only a few brief years - and one album.

Mohammed Ousfour never damned the Moroccan sun.

Soft drink aficionados are mostly aware Posca is not an ancient ancestor of Fresca.

Most finials do not have affinal relations.

Do the math: 1999 was 40 years ago.

One must have been stone crazy to think otherwise, but Londonbeat did not get girl "even by thinking about it".

Władysław Gliński did not base his chess variant on Pappus's hexagon theorem.

Earth, Wind & Fire live shows were never reviewed as 'all wet'.

Some bromatologists have quite the bromance over brunch.

Kiritimati should not be mistaken as the Island of Misfit Toys (again).

The Hawks never celebrated Band books week.

Grass of the Victory Garden was not always greener on the other side of defense.

Only the tiger shark style of comb has the sharpest orlings.

Saint Patrick's saltines are not a brand of multicolored soda crackers.

Our Toast and Reruns man says plaid camels are party camels.

Some happenings were seen before September -- but it's not like anyone wrote a song about it or anything.

All signs show a cosecant grows calescent as lengths of the hypotenuse and opposite side come together.

Never forget the one year anniversary of some bullshit pay-per-view boxing match.

Today is not National Big-Fat-Hen Day.

God Saved the King Charles Spaniel.

The Icy Hot Stuntaz never performed in the former Republic of Amrutanjan.

The scottish fold is not origami with Scotch tape.

You're not the only one sneezin' at the sun, afraid of what you'd find.

William Gibson never wrote an appreciation of flagellants called "The Miracle Whip".

Simcha Bunim did not have one hand in his pocket and the other givin' a dukhanen.

The Dutch did not forbid sourwood, or sorrel trees, in the township of Morey, New Amsterdam.

Rappinghood was not one of the woredas in Ethiopia.

Malebolgia is not responsible for Hexapawn.

Ewe are not a loan.

One should never turn away from the young person's guide to Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark.

Hooligans are not now in the upper eulachon of aquaculture.

#JackSprat never nibbled at the file allocation table.

Just because Sports Illustrated is abbreviated "SI" does not mean ███ █████ ████ ██, ███ ███ ████.

The truth about Bobby Brown never singing about the forty-seven rōnin is correct.

Some in Mitchell, South Dakota, may acknowledge the corn palacing.

A restaurant with both gourd tanpura and gourd tempura might be in mirage.

The Porcaro brothers did not score for the 1991 film, Toto the Hero.

Finding four leaves in a cloven hoof is not good luck charm.

Two or more basil clades did not sprout from the root of every cladogram.

It's a mad mad mad mad river, says the Ohio Department of Natural Resources about their largest cold water fishery.

The circumference of a round robin is not shared indefinitely.

Piglet’s Ravine is not a feature of the Hundred Acre Wood.

Lincoln Perry never drove a Stretcha Fetcha.

War of the Bucket was not a Keeping Up Appearances sequel.

Lady Betty made Roscommon somewhat uncommon, so sayeth our Toast and Reruns man.

Residents of Lidsville did not speak Liddish.

Miss Chicago Pile did not appear in the Stagg film.

Étienne Klein was not a consultant for episodes of "Pigs in Space".

Locust were once said to destroy with reckless Abaddon.

One may give a prebuttal on one's posterior.

No one from Porlock could interupt "In Xanadu did Newton-John, a rolling pleasure-dome decree".

There is no ahnentafel for falafel recipes.

Perigee charts do not account for Mendelian inheritance.

No one called Brattagh Vannin a goody three shoe and got away with it.

Reflecting cardinals do not use Vatican mirrors.

Frank Constable never thought he should've had a V8 engine.

Be curious of those boasting of being abanal rather than banal.

Kellogg's and Thermo Fisher Scientific seemingly have never teamed up to promote "two Scoopulas of Sultanas" in raisin bran.

Llamas don't loaf en masse in the Northern hemisphere on August 1.

Hokke spawning patterns can put Japanese sea cucumber farmers in a pickle.

Riproaring tale tellers of yore never sang of the deepest shade of soul.

Stefan's equation has not been cited in any lyrics of Lil Pump.

Applecore is not a musical subgenre.

Finian Blackmore's Rainbow did not prove gold was found by any man on Missitucky's Silver Mountain of the Appalachians.

Lazy Bones predates Layzie Bone by 24 years, this sayeth the Zenith Radio Corporation.

Doo-wop or do not wop. There is no try wop.

The odds of a Chinese paddlefish winning the Mega Millions jackpot are slim.

Yes, some Cretan varélia may be made from Tamarix.

Cosmic string theory is not responsible for disappearing Martian string.

Some totem poles did not begin displaying one's spirit garanimal half a century ago.

Fish and Chips Rafferty is not an Australian chippy chain.

Claes Oldenburg never reinterpreted the world's smallest violin.

Novelty seeking is not a personality trait associated with ice cream connoisseurs.

Some believe the sane clown posse would be nothing worth listening to.

Lance Armstrong never backpedaled about being an asseclist.

Navel gazers seldom should find palladium in the omphalodium.

The Enhanced Fujita scale never measured the storming of the Bastille.

The five-legged goat at Walt Disney World is not a full-bodied costumed character.

Ancient Doric columns were not gray.

Both Fats Domino and Robert McCloskey would have been surprised at blueberries on Mars.

Formal receptions, or levees, of Louis-Joseph Chevrolet were not dry affairs.

None of the Pauline epistles were about Pauline's episiotomy.

Today is not National Lay-It-Straight Day.

Yes, Virginia, you once lost a bath.

Jason and the Argonauts never clashed with piedras while sailing through Saccharomyces.

Our Toast and Reruns man says while TV Land was discovered in 1996, few document any associated Radio Land.

Indy pendants are not a popular export of Indiana.

The devil does not drive during 'The Faust and the Furious'.

The face of Mr. Yukaw does not grace stickers for the national Hoisin control center.

The other side of the pillow is not always cooler in some Bed Bath and Beyond stores.

The Lustre treaty was not written in lustre print.

No one at Jurassic Park wanted the mosquitoes stuck in ambeer.

Beware the raguly ragù.

One may find a codpiece at a bacchanalia more than a bacalhoada.

Thomas Chalmers Harbaugh never knew about trouble in the amen break.

Belfasting is not the willful refrainment from drinking from the mouth of a river.

Wagging tails of Japanese Chins may prompt chitchat or gossip, but not regularly.

Bertrand's ballet theorem does not identify the probability of properly executed changement de pieds.

One may no longer finds seals in any Scottish croft.

Delphi, Indiana, does not require public meetings include presentations in dactylic hexameters.

Edward Routh's rule does not consider the inertia of 18½ rose mary stretches.

James McCord did not use an 18.5 inch piece of tape in the Watergate basement.

No one has burglarized supermarkets for the ingredients to make the Watergate salad - yet.

Our Toast and Reruns man says being in the 3,000 hit club does not equate a similar number of page views.

Ziggy never played a guitar at the Brookfield Zoo outside Chicago.

Milk floats are not driven by sundae girls.

Prices for the ticket back from Manchester have likely increased over the last half century.

Maneki-neko does not kill 'em by smiling.

It's not been said the Detroit Tigers play Vaseline on balls.

Early astronomers would have likely been baffled at the concept of wandering movie stars.

The Band was not all together playing at the Stardust on the Las Vegas Strip.

It ain't easy jumping down to the rooftops from any height.

Adaptions of Robert Heinlein's "Starman Jones" did not "blow minds".

Flamingos and pink monkey birds likely find beta-carotene from different sources.

Idiot love may spark the fission, so sayeth our Toast and Reruns man.

One's brain hurting for a quinquennial should be more than a surprise.

Some fall into the trap of summarizing their summerizing.

Hugh Brannum never wore a Masters green jacket.

Failing to disclose your ass does not constitute fraud on the community.

Read on this: Little Jack Horner never stuck his thumb on a PLUM keyboard.

The plate technotronics theory does not show major landforms pumping out jams.

Aye, the ancient Romans may have chewed cannabis but likely did not smoke Js.

André Cassagnes likely never drew an esker sketch.

Lampreys are not necessarily sole mates.

The spike in thagomizer research is only a mere 40 years old.

Iustin Caesium was not a leader of preventative care in ancient Rome.

The Polish seldom dream of blue almond moths.

One may spread one's wyngz but flying is debatable.

Only one of Izaak Walton's books was adapted into a hotel.

The act of walking backwards in your mind is not considered posteriority.

Joanna la Beltraneja never lived in Del Monte castle

Records are sketchy as to whether Universal Studios retained footage of the lost film, "Abbott and Costello Meet the Ghosts of Abbott and Costello".

A number of bizarre love tetrahedrons were discovered once the new three-dimensional order was established.

Alice Town is not a Lewis Carroll-based theme park.

Proof theory had a hand in the plum pudding model.

Most fish do not have 32 tablespoonfuls of gills.

Yes, Virginia, fraternal twins can be members of a sorority.

Tik-tok did not kill the podcast star.

Apocatastasis is not the belief Microsoft Office saves all files it ever creates.

Runcible forks are not appropriate for certain celebratory functions.

Even the shallow pool has a deeper end.

Hee Haw did not feature grain elevator music.

The Roche limit was not the number of times the Roches refused to give out their ages and phone numbers.

Furby or not Furby was not a popular shoppers' soliloquy from Christmas 1998.

Most uncial codices were undertaken with the unciform bone.

Today is not National Pick-Up-Sticks Day.

Knight rider is not an obscure castling move in chess.

Flags of Our Fathers was not a book about vexillology primogeniture.

Hanging multiple Michelin tires outside a restaurant does not entice visitors.

John Pemberton never stored secret recipes within the Dunlap coke ovens.

Poke bonnets do not appear in the Barnes and Barnes video for Fish Heads.

Leborgne and Lelong never got ahead of Leopold and Loeb.

One knows not whether Yuri Kuklachev has nine lives.

Peg Entwistle never climbed the McDonaldland sign.

Gore Texmex is not impermeable to water.

The laws of Tinsley Green are not governed by the TARRYBANGLE.

The Aristotelis Opera is not a Hamilton-like musical about the Greek philosopher.

Paul Frees likely never tired of hearing people ask "want Frees with that?".

G.I. Joe never faced the villainous Copra Commander

Foreigners seldom sing of their own diplopia in their native tongue.

Four copies of the Book of Tobit did not cost a dollar.

The tide was low, too, but those holding on then didn't bothering singing about it.

The Rankin/Bass stop motion animation was not modeled in the Rankine scale.

The washoku is not guilty of forging a ponzu scheme.

Most cryobanks don't sponsor Eater egg hunts.

The band Them did not eat their cake at the Maritime Hotel.

She seldom sells sanctuary by the seashore, cites our Toast and Reruns man.

"Turn around, don't drown" does not apply to neutrino flooding.

Wayne Coyne did not write music for the film "Chronicle of Flaming Years".

The feathers of Quetzalcoatl did not make him an isotoxal figure.

Some may believe Hačky pytle are as useful as an overcoat for the dead.

Get thee to a mummery, but yule be secret, Saint Stephen said to no one.

Ophiuchus is not native to Okefenokee.

Kan'ami never received fanretā for Noh scrubbing.

People you've never heard of break up.

The lemur hand in Femur land does not demur sand, but sighs about its thighs are nigh.

Prospero and Caliban never drank from the Utah teapot.

Admirably, most Yukon huskies have a ball not being penalized for travelling.

Artisanal beef jerky crafters never stepped into a Slames James.

Thomas Gainsborough never painted anyone with epididymal hypertension.

Chiptune music was not made for playing on an octagramophone.

Tim Horton is likely running out of time to market holes as the Queen's Timbit.

Few could stomach Thomas Aquinas's "Omasum Theologica".

Robert Vaughn's career did not include commercials for the law offices of Felling, Tyne, and Wear.

Construction of a building's substructure is not boring.

John James Audubon was not the first to sit through aucupation therapy.

Urologists do not usually mention the phrase "good to the last drop".

Gog and Magog were not bog bodies.

Accepting cookies at the Girl Scouts website does not result in free samples, no matter how many times you visit.

Steve Winwood never wistfully sung about being back in jai alai again.

Charlie's hairdryer drains 1,875 watts of power.

The Shirt Tales greeting cards never propagated the use of Digger slang.

Chantelle n'a jamais publié une recette plus "décontractée" pour la vinaigrette française.

The "Official Table of Drops" did not prove no two snowflakes were alike.

Few remember the color of the bowl of anemones.

The Columbia Livia is not a Washington D.C. based musical festival occurring near a columbarium.

Few tik-tik flies appear in Tik-Tok files.

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Opening the bottle of sacramental wine does not need a church key.

Bubbly-Jock is not a Scottish carbonated soda.

Partial ruins of Caisleán na Blarnan are not referred to as Blarney rubble.

Bacharach and David did not consider composing "What's new, Pyewacket?" for "Bell, Book and Candle".

A badly suntanned Ray Milland was not a variant of the Maillard reaction.

The Doric anta capital was not Navarino.

Cheese does not necessarily go through a Wisconsinan Stage.

Few are ever able to offer one thank.

The shorter Dorians fighting in the Peloponnesian War were not nicknamed doritos.

King Vitamin did not abdicate in 2019.

Today is not National Knock-at-the-Door Day.

The blue-nosed bastards were not a type of bream.

Diognetus and Baeton are not pace car manufacturers.

You seldom ever see anyone out of a jiffy, you now realize.

Dairy Queen's soft serve cones are neither convex or projective.

Theophrastus is not the agnate of the agate.

Maria Gaetana Agnesi never signed up to witness the witch trials of the Inquisition.

The British Wars of the Roses lasted longer than the one in Tennessee.

Some were even warned to never mind the shambolic Sex Pistols.

Coloring outside the lines was accepted at the ancient Terminalia festivals.

Many will likely catch 22 on their calendars today.

Working astrolabes are not found in astroblemes.

Joseph Pedott never created a sound-activated electrical switch for clapper bridges.

Portions of the Mitchell Corn Palace have surprisingly never been shipped to Cornwall.

The Black Maria never showed the Black Dahlia

The Say Hey Kid never met the Say Hay-on-Wye Guy.

Lucky Charms never promoted marbit in the shape of crimson clover.

Flegmoni was not the Greek god of crank fryktories.

Nugenix Total-T does not affect glyphs with serifs, Frank.

Protip for counterfeiters: the Bengalis did not win Super Bowl LVI.

Being the hottest in any governing body may involve pants on fire.

Flushing Meadows does not plan to house a future US presidential library.

To be fair, it is often "not good" to answer our truly useless questions walking down a hallway, either.

The beard of Nebuchadnezzar II was not documented in record as being hoary.

The collaborative cookbook of Wales is not dotingly referred to as WikiLeeks.

Some may be able to sniff out the errors within nosology.

Some Boards of Canada may cite the platinum jubilee musically.

Few believe Elon ever danced the monymusk.

Charles Hardin Holley never saw his name in Lubbock lights.

Monica Vitti did not go on to inspire "Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Triangle".

A #groundhog named Crepuscular living in Twilight, Pennsylvania, does not see its shadow daily.

Erik Kék was not the birth name of the Great Bluedini.

Lady Aioli never presented social garlic to the shining genji.

Few mohels brag of thier brisé as a tours en l'air.

Yorick was not a fellow of infinite skulduggery.

It is not a travesty to think it always rains on you.

The Book of Fixed Stars has little to do with Hollywood Forever Cemetery.

It's fun to think Americans vote more for new candy colors than some politicians.

What happened last night at Biltmore pales in comparison to what happened last Year at Marienbad.

Even excessive pressure buildup cannot turn bovie into bolide.

The substituent name for Der Ring des Nibelungen is not cyclo.

An aborted Zager and Evans follow-up would not have discussed the year 2155 in MySQL.

Few know how to hire echelons.

Few parody one's coat of arms with a trouser of legs.

The 3 Musketeers never fought during Operation Nougat.

Layers and breeders do not consider broilers as funerary hatchments.

The canalization of Saint Marie was not officiated by a pope visiting Michigan.

Thomas Hardy's undertaker's cat was not named San Francisco.

Oriental persimmons are not khaki colored.

Repeated winners of the KNVB Beker are not counted by Bekker numbers.

The silmullion were not jewels displayed vertically on two trees by elves.

The bowl of Utu did not run away with the spoon of Kish.

The vegan version of Little Orphan Annie does not feature Daddy Victory Gardens.

George Raft was not considered for 'Lifeboat', alongside Tallulah Bankhead.

A crash of rhinoceroses does not offer a guaranteed annual orgasam.

If you wanted the moon, try to make a start traveling the 238,900 miles between it and the earth.

People in Prestwould have been known to count sceap but it's unclear if it is a valid sleep aid.

Some tourists may coup d'état in a coupé de ville.

One quarter of a petit four is not called a fardel.

Yorkies, like most dogs, lack predominant sweat glands, Andrew.

This could be the year to celebrate wearing twenty tu-tus at once.

Today is not National Buckle-Your-Shoe Day.

The oldest trick in the book is sometimes finding someone to translate the dead tongue.