Never pat putti in puttee.

Milton Hershey's concept for the Kiss was not based on the shape of the ancient Roman Suavium.

Beware buildings that installs permanent slippery when wet placards.

The first American YMCA existed 125 years before a theme song surfaced.

Yesun Temur was not a Mongolian chuiwan expert.

Fringe should not be serried on top of any surrey.

Christmastide is not holiday detergent.

Santa Claus traveling from one side of the world to the other does not make him bi-polar.

'Tympanic' was not Scrooge's sudden anxiety that the young Cratchit boy was missing.

It is possible to drink both squashes and shrubs.

The O'Donnell dynasty never grabbed rule of the International Red Cross movement.

It is unclear if an aspergillum can cease pervigilium.

The von Barner never barnstormed Vedbygård.

No one ever celebrated losing their lunch up in here, up in here.

Ypsilantians are mostly okay with snow settling atop their water tower.

It is unknown if there are Chemical Step-brothers.

Wild grains are not used for bread in captivity.

The peculiar penumbra of penne is not a sign of creepy pasta.

Speakers of the Eastern and Atkan dialects know how to use your Aleutian.

Only an A-hole blocks the F-hole of a cello.

Earl De La Warr was not known for Dover sole.

Theodore Roosevelt did not have an arcto file in his post-presidential office.

Ghatam City was not the pejorative phrase for when Gotham City went to pot.

There is a place for ploce.

No one ever gave Graham Stack the finger.

In Scottish mythology, Minnie was Mickey Mouse's mother.

Spread skis at night, Clare Bousquet's delight.

William Travis is not a playable character in the 1st & Ten computer system.

Bisacodyl was not discovered by the Dulo clan.

Linzer sablés are not served to horses in Linz stables.

Milk would float in the Milky Way, and Milky Ways float in milk.

The rebirth of tiles in Moroccan architecture was not the reneé zellige.

Restoration rakes were not known for their forest dwelling.

Spittle cures were not cured by sipping from the situla.

The Inverness Cape was not a judicial writ concerning the mouth of the River Ness.

The skeleton bobsled has no set ossature.

Chefs do not commit peccadillo by not standardizing the recipe for picadillo.

Dion's ‘The Wanderer’ has not yet become an interplanetary hit song.

Turducken followed by cherpumple may yeild a need for tumepto-bislox.

Few have complained about grasping at wild turkey in the straw.

Led Zeppelin in a Cloud was not a collaboration with Joni Mitchell.

Nothing has ever been killed with Richard Kind's nest.

The phrase 'this girl loves that girl' is not an example of tautology.

The American Fibonacci Appreciation Association is not housed in the Sheepshead Bay neighborhood of Brooklyn.

Tumblr has never boasted it will "Tumblr 4 Ya".

Distillation pigs are not referred to as a "grumphie" when brewing Scotch.

Tissaphernes did not boast radiant theophyllines.

The Great Gildersleeve did not travel on Rosecrans Boulevard.

Al Cervante was not in 'Good Times'.

Knockanrawley is not a long way to Tipperary.

No Papaver rhoeas is known to go up to eleven.

Using salustiana orange juice does not help create a fillip screwdriver.

Axilla the Hun was not up in arms about the Treaty of Margus.

Saint Ingenuo ate twice his own weight on his feast day.

Red stools post-morning, Frankenberry warning.

Perspiration is not celebrated with old spices in Battle Mountain, Nevada.

A. E. Narjani was never thanked by name on a Steely Dan album.

Shania Twain is not a form of depth sounding.

After 17 Sept. 1946, the accents in the city of Liége were no longer cute.

Toy Yodas were the most toyetic trinkets of 1980.

No one reads novial novels in November.

Actors in Hammer Horror films were not fined for corpsing.

Ernest P. Worrell was not a character in "Varney the Vampire".

Silly string theory tests the validty of Los Angeles Municipal Code section 56.02.

Residents of Parrott, Georgia, prefer not to be known as psittacinists.

Soul coughing is not a result of too much soul cake eating.

Chemical chaperones do not prevent bonds forming on molecular dates.

The tour of St. Martin's cloak did not give rise to the cappellanu chador.

There is no Egyptian Book of the Dead Kennedys.

Amedeo Avogadro did not constantly play whac-a-mole.

One of Hephaestus's symbols was not baking soda.

Super Mario never appeared in the "Love Hotel" series of games.

The Empire State Building gets struck by lightning bugs more than 20 times a year

Tigger sharks do not bounce in the womb.

One should be mindful of bell-ringers for the Salvation Navy.

Of all people, Ludwig Jacobson had the nerve to never play his organ.

Holism is not the scholarly interpretation of Courtney Love lyrics.

Google's menagerie has a panda, a hummingbird, and a penguin.

Ulrich Phillips preferred not to be known for Antebellum blellum.

Ostara festivals were not celebrated during the spring of the Roman Empire.

Bienne, Switzerland, held the first Hamilton watch party.

Basil Mesardonites did not brag about his 'ocimum tenuiflorum'.

There was next-to-no controversy over Bob Dylan's electric toothbrush.

Pedants have said for years it should be either "PM Dusk" or "AM Dawn".

Curiosity never killed an entire field of felids.

Most phrases on mugs are not legally binding.

Malle Babbe was not a malleable baby.

Blaschko's lines are only visible under certain conditions - such as under UV light.

Taconite, Minnesota, is not known for its hotdish burritos.

The first Iowa State University dining area was not called the Ames Room.

Presenteeism is the opposite of absenteeism.

Ip Man did not have an IP address in Ipswich.

WD-40 is not miracle spring water.

When life gave the ancient Greeks Lemnos, they forged Hephaistia.

No treatise was signed at Miramare Castle in Trieste.

No census taker is desperately seeking Susan District cities.

Electronic cigarette refusal is cited by some as JUUL of denial.

Godfrey Harold Hardy never contemplated a sequel entitled "An Anarchist’s Antapology".

'Sssssss' is one of the few movie titles with no vowels.

There is no alexiteric against shadow sickness at Tirich Mir.

Wapello County, Iowa, celebrates the Ottumwa equinox only in the fall.

There are as many days left this year as there were Disney dalmatians.

The little brother of Flotsam and Jetsam was not named Bedlam.

The music of Swing Out Sister was never used in ‘The Tomorrow People’.

The sequel to Herbie Hancock's "Bose Wave Radio" informercial has not been in development hell.

There was no reason to be farouche while riding inside a barouche.

Ancon, Greece, is not the birthplace of proletarians.

A fan of Steven Lisberger does not self-identify as a Tronie.

No agonistarch ever perpetrated the use of starch.

When thrown, boom vangs don't come back.

Richard Dreyfuss did not win the Dreyfus Prize for his film about the Alfred Dreyfus affair.

Deep Purple never made a fine winding sheet.

Arnold Layne never sang "Auld Lang Syne".

There is no premium perineum.

Anthony Perkins never endorsed Hershey's chocolate syrup in commercials.

One's unguicule ultimately cannot un-move a uvula.

There is no agnate for Agate, Colorado.

Burger King in New Brunswick, Canada, does not promote the flame-grilled Dungarvon Whopper.

Troxler's hi-top fading was the heir apparent to other optical illusions.

Alogotrophy is not the excessive use of fast food restaurant logotypes.

Unimportant people are not little wigs.

Narcissa Whitman did not have an excessive interest in her own language abilities.

Mary Ann Nichols never spat with Nelly Holland about living in the Spitalfields.

There are no original extant T-shirts boasting "Catholepistemiad".

Settee sales are mostly misinterpreted by Levant navigators, who often believe transactions are rigged.

The first angora sweater was not sold by a Grecian agora debtor.

Al Veary did not receive a Guinness world record for excess cerumen.

Technetium was not native to Tenochtitlan.

PowerPoint Rangers are considered bellicists for using bullets.

One never has enough volcanic tuff.

The Mediterranean Sea never said goodbye to the Felucca.

No one would truly scupper a supper

Salmonella is a stereotypical serotype.

An unsteady protractor never causes angletwitch.

The bacillus of Salmonella erotica was contracted by Bacchus because of its ribaldry.

Otitis Media was the not the first publisher of "Percy Anecdotes", a book about common scolds.

There is no freeway to ride near Love, Arizona.

Few celebrated the direct-to-video sequel, "Devils in Dugout" - except maybe Richard Conlin.

Censorious swimmers find fault in the moat of Jim Beam.

Slingshots, catapults, and pneumatic cannons are permissible in competitive cookie tossing contests.

The Atakapa were not the first to overwinter under Spring, Texas.

Sega music on Mauritius seldom celebrates the hedgehog.

Neither "Fiat" or "Fuet" appear in the Faetar dialect.

The metropolitan symbol of Tokyo is not referred to as an arbelos.

It is a sure bet that the Lusatians did not develop sherbet.

Saxoniae limes are not preferred in German cocktails.

It is unclear if the early bundesadler caught a oncordat of worms.

The space of gong culture does not revere Chuck Barris as much as you'd think.

Ureter have fright and ureter will go light.

There is no sound you know to compare with pure intonation.

Constantine VI never sang an early version of the song, "Goodnight, Irene".

Simon Wiesenthal never partook pomegranates in Pomerode.

Wend tribes that participated in the uprising against the Holy Roman Empire essentially decried Mary - and other Christian religious figures.

Simon Wiesenthal never partook pomegranates in Pomerode.

A edentate double entendre would not involve gummy bares.

The ratio of a soda's carbonation verses taste is not a unit known as the fizgig.

McDonald, Ohio, was a company town, true, but did not inspire McDonaldland.

No one should bare fruit at a bacciferous bacchanalia.

Water from Lake Maggiore may make its way into grape syrup.

Newly married men do not consume more Eggs Benny than other groups of males.

Former residents of Bon Air, Virginia, are not as debonair as one might think.

No breed of domesticated fowl was named in honor of Peter Carl Fabergé.

Lotharingia was not home to a barber surgeon school.

The United States Metric Board issued no comment on the milgram experiment.

Manhattan chowchow does not contain the grass-like sedge known as the water chestnut.

There is no documented case of someone french kissing grits.

Vanna White would have turned many heads during the Great Vowel Shift.

The island of Lundy does not feature Puffin crossings.

Black Tot Day is not a calamari ink potato dish popular in Nippon.

The spread of literacy and reading during Siècle des Lumières was almost superluminal.

Turophiles generally prefer charm, strange, top, and bottom cheese.

The Oscar Meyer wienermobile has not set wheel on Salamis Island. Yet.

The orange morris was not a popular Dutch beverage of 17th century.

Ikea does not include rutabagas in their swede meatballs.

Michael Kael was not the first choice to anchor World News Tonight.

No one builds castles out of amper sand.

Ampelmännchen is not home to the Lollipop Map Guild.

Going comedo has little to do with underpants.

Milan, Naples, and Florence never signed a treaty to play Ludo.

Telegrams from Carl Sagan were not called cosmograms, damn it.

It wasn't until 1785 that Independence Day occured on a Monday.

Saint John Bosco's personal motto was not the Greek word βόσκω, "I nourish."

Two of Jean LeClerc's oft-used models were not named Lorraine and Nancy.

Cornelius Shea never promoted Shea Butter.

The Manoir de Valotte has no veduta of scenes from Villette.

Scotland grudgingly permits diesel fuel lorries to travel counter-clockwise.

The question of whether the boulanger will bake baguettes is a mere bagatelle in Bagnolet.

Cape Town’s Noon Gun Twitter feed @Signal_Hill_Gun does not stutter.

Cornwell is not known for ghost-faced killas.

"Leaping lizards" is not a expression encouraged for those starting out to John o' Groats.

No bologna sausage manufacturer existed in Polo, NY.

The arcade game Frugger did not have characters dancing across a highway.

Falcon statues dotting the landscape of Southern Illinois are not referred to the Little Horus on the Prarie.

Enthalpy is not a unit of energy created by the dance moves of the BeeGees.

Lot's wife leaving is named "Betel" in Vietnamese translations of the Bible.

Space Force will not protect the borders of the ionosphere from aliens.

Hollywood stars don't live in one of 28 mansions while in China.

The azure dragon does not feature an albatross 'round its neck.

Figlets are not minute fabrications.

Even Charles Fort knew ants, his friends or not, don't blow in the wind.

No pregnancy ever endured 24 Hours of Lamaze on the Strait of Mulsanne.

Snow White never dealt with the seven elves of Wall Street Week.

The pluralis majestatis does not announce regalis urophagia.

The probability that John Venn was issued an Interbank Card is low.

Achilles' heel of bread was not used on his foot-long sandwich.

Akashi Kaikyō Bridge does not promote itself as the suspension bridge of disbelief.

Lucius Licinius Lucullus likened lip lapping to licking in "Lapsus Linguae".

Jacobs's method to count is not used by people on Jacob's ladder.

Paracelsus did not believe salamanders tainted the curds of Swiss elemental cheese.

Berthold V, Duke of Zähringen is not responsible for the third degree of Bern.

Katrina and the Waves did not descend from Canute and the Waves.

Caorach Ó Fíniúna is the not a mythological Hibernian sheepherder.

Orville Redenbacher was never referred to as the corn poppy pappy.

One may be gobsmacked for making a huge mistake.

Fainting as a feint is quaint - and sometimes effective.

Domenico Leccisi never spent a weekend at Bernie's.

No Burundi emcee has called the Livingstone–Stanley Monument the "king of rock".

Memorial Day was never referred to as Uniform Monday Holiday.

Whether Steve Winwood ever traveled safely across Hope Memorial Bridge is uncertain.

The silent film version of Frank Capra's "Mr. Deeds Goes to Town" was called "Acta Non Verba".

Mount Caramel never burnt in Candy Land.

Juice Newton never mulled over singing the theme to 'Newton's Apple'.

Bodhisattvas bear little interest in generating botifarra.

The Saucisson Sack did not win the Salt War.

Del Amitri's 'Not Where It's At' and Beck's 'Where It's At' cancel each other out.

One who delivers a baby is not yet known professionally as "the overtaker".

The provisions of Oxford came long after the university was founded.

Extensive footnotes overflowing from Tottel's Missel did not yeild Tottel's Miscellany.

A muffuletta sandwich with feta is not referred to as "molfetta".

Carlo Innocenzo Carlone was stuck in Lodi only for frescos.

No venography has been completed on the vane atop the Tower of the Winds.

Nightclubs in Moss, Norway, are banned from distributing vegetable sulphur.

Mother Day is not usually celebrated with sourdough and kombucha.

No guv has been asked if he could spare two squid.

The Woodmen of the World have no treatise on the mortise.

Oktoberfest celebrations generally don't allow beating on a bratwurst with a baseball bat.

The video for Roxette's "June Afternoon" was filmed indoors - maybe on some November morning.

It once was thought Theodore Roosevelt had the bulliest pulpit of all Americans.

No abbey contained the Mothers of Invention.

"LiveJournal" did not derive its name from the obsolete word 'vejour' ('viewers, experts').

The stomach of Publius Valerius Poplicola never celebrated a victory over sardines.

The closest confidants of Maximilien Robespierre were said to be in his "robesphere".

Removing the brownie points does not leave a brownie triacontahedron.

Avoid Smile With Lays bags with the Glasgow Smile.

When your supervisor asks for a word, know that it will be more than the one.

Kellogg’s did not briefly consider ‘Perry Jacks’ as a pear-flavored companion cereal.

There is not a verso side to a dolma.

Georgetown, Texas, does not serve Amaranthus dubius during Red Popeye Days.

The world's first flying unmanned bicycle was the 2014 Velodrone.

Prince Prospero's abbey did not contain a green room for its performers.

The Biblical Twelve Spies did not have turncoats of many colors.

Cushinons on the streets of Austin do not lead to the French Legation.

The boustrophedon is not a polygon with just two sides.

Few tattle on the ariose hum of the Tata Aria.

Samuel Houston did not arrive at Lynch's Ferry saying that he was there 'to chew gum and kick ass'.

Grapevine joints are seldom smoked.

Running into steam may cause one let off steam and then run out of steam.

The 1968 Olympics were not known for celebrating cubits.

Everyone is worth his or her salt in Pangasinan.

The fork in the Tyrian River is not referred to as 'byzantine'.

The American Automobile Association did not help with the Council of Tours.

Even the best battle-tested bastions busticated by and by.

Even in his youth in West Virginia, Lou Holtz never played along the krummholz.

Palace of the Peacock does not refer to 30 Rockefeller Plaza.

J.J. Schweppe did not develop a process to manufacture carbonated mineral water near a tributary of the river Würm.

The Craigellachie Bridge was not built by members of the Craig family in Waxahachie, Texas.

Potatoes are not spirit animals.

Reveille reverses the reverie we hold revere.

Earworms, Nebraska, is not known for its ears of corn.

Former students of Thomas Byrth decried being called 'birthers'.

Extinction of the family ferugliotheriidae was not for being fergalicious.

Do not doubt the danger of dislodged dirk and dornick.

The highest rank of Amerigo Vespucci was Pilot Major, not Captain.

Cat-scratch disease gets a lot of play in Tartarus.

No man in the back ever said 'everyone attack' to cause a beer hall putsch.

Ajitpai is not the name of the green mascot apatosaurus.

Vera! Vera! Vera! is not the long-awaited prequel to Tora! Tora! Tora!

Pandering pandiabolists believe the devil is in more than just the details.

The Wittenburglars' first album was not entitled 'We Door Jamb Econo'.

Ebenezer Howard did develop a book for garden cities with zucchinis.

Old King Cole's fiddlers three were never called fiddle-footed.

Residents of Dildo Island are not keen on tourists enjoying a naked lunch.

Its preposterous to ponder how papyrus protected Priapus from pruritus.

One should always be aware of an anonymous amateur amanuensis.

Beatrice of Ornacieux was not the source of the expression 'nailed it'.

Sara Forestier never ate a sardine in the rain on film.

Koumpounophobia does not impact mushrooms.

Because of the berceuse no kingdom was lost.

Irish aye-ayes don't smile, but rather bite.

No one is green with envy from the inch grown from a pinch on Saint Patrick's Day.

Pontius Pilate did not declare 'ecce a spice' when in a piquant mood.

Cerebration, Florida, does not feature a two-story tall version of Auguste Rodin's 'The Thinker'.

Forest crumping usually occurs in winter.

Never confuse a legitimate Lapis lazuli for lapis legit.

'Tabernacle' does not derive from tabor + nacelle, or engine drumming.

Heraldic achievers frown on too much bedizen of the blazon.

It may take a village but it never takes the Village People.

The planet Mercury contains no mercury, but iron - and renaming the planet Irony is out of the question.

One may be fit as a fiddle but still pandurate.

Few find tutti frutti served in a Solo cup as ironic.

Never eat da 'ting tofu' from the Cook Islands.

The proportion of terrible infants that become enfant terrible is not documented.

3M does not market their Scotch tape as 'heartsome'.

The rise of Bruno the Great was not attributed to his brother Otto' 'Collogue of Cologne'.

Most of dungannon finds dungarees with dundrearies delightful.

The notion that an infant Perseus had a hanging mobile featuring Pegasus is horsefeathers.

Oblivescence often obviates obsolescence.

Tony Packo never served anything on the tables of Toledo.

It does not sound as if there is an awomen break.

During the 1970s, re-transmittals of NBC's 'Tomorrow' show in Britain were not mistaken as a program about zucchinis.

Saint Fermin of Amiens is seldom pictured with a pocket full of shells.

Ungulates do not ululate with an umlaut.

No borborygmus translates into Magyar.

The wilder the penfield, the more crumbs.

More are willing to believe a vertical vatic than a horizontal heretic.

Cheeseheads evitative headcheese.

Few have ever scrambled scrapple.

Bigg Mixx was not created in Tom Mix's Mixville.

The men at work on a corner in the Netherlands that took a break were not referred to as the AmenCorner AmenBreak.

The auroch was not the golden child of Israelite idolatry.

Copes were not said to be a no-show for the Saint Valentine's Day Mascara Snakes.

Troika dancers are seldom accompanied by shofar, sabar, and guitar.

Anhedonia is not mistaken for happiness or only part-time bliss.

William Jackson Palmer did not refer to his castle as the 'mother nest' Colorado Springs.

Verbose descriptions of Via Crucis are not written by cruciverbalists.

The messy child of a mesonychid was probably referred to as a cub.

Seldom is 'Bis!' shouted as an encore at a bris.

Ancient board game boxes did not feature the warning 'memento perit'.

The deontology of dentalogy prompts 'may the floss be with you, always'.

Off-Off-Off-Broadway theatres are truly off-off-off the beaten path.

The figures on the cover of 'The Division Bell' are not named Facto and Ipso.

Seventeenth-century sneezing was not referred to as 'rhinorgasm' for very long, if at all.

It is said that bacon-wrapped-shrimp, or seahogs, will at some point get their own day of celebration.

The 2018 Winter Olympics did not consider 'Everybody Pyeongchang Tonight' as a theme song.

Some members of Metallica do whisk eggs, and quickly at that.

Anything's peppermint bark is mostly better than its peppermint bite.

No one wears a 'Tommy Watteau bodice' in 'The Room'.

100 ngwee will not purchase 1 captcha.

By virtue neither cherubs nor seraphims secrete sebum.

Britain's 'Animal Chess' fad of the late 1800s made the castle a rook, the queen a lion, and the king an eagle.

Hermann Göring squeezed a lot of things but never had a run in with George Whipple.

Sashimi Lingchi was not the first sushi restaurant in Stroganinia, Siberia, and also not its deepest.

Two schmear flavors that Einstein Bros. Bagels does not serve are papanikolaou and pepperoncini.

The slogan of Xanthomonas axonopodis is not 'citrus, altius, fortius'.

The carriage of King Edward VII did not sport a '24.85' sticker.

No nature painting by Nicolas Poussin was known as 'The Judgment of Salmon'.

Disconnecting the joystick was one way to prevent Pac-Man from fasting.

Albert E. Brumley's most recorded gospel song was not originally known as 'Abvolate'.

The albuminoids are not superheroes dressed up as popular album cover art.

Having two turntables and a microphone may not cure amychophobia.

If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then it may also be anserine.

Charles Douglass did not homebrew abderian canned laughter.

To date, no ruler has abdicated due to being abacinated.

Equino-machiaphobia was prominent in 'The Race of the Age' as fear of Man o' War.

The four canonical gospels are not referred to as 'Life of Chi'.

Frank Hadow never played tennis in Lobbes, Belgium.

Dagger, Arizona, usually appears in footnotes with an asterisk.

Thin, whispy stuffing is not referred to as 'the straw in the turkey'.

In 2005, Post Cereals did not introduce sugar-free Alpha-Bits cereal made of spelt.

When life gives one lemons, never go as far as making lemon moringue pie.

Stained tessera in Ávila has been used for mosaics.

Hindu wandering ghosts that carry ready-to-wear items are not referred to as preta porters.

Grammis is to Grammy as Haggis is not to Haggy.

Candid Camera began as a radio show. Let that set in.

To date, no one has dropped the ball dropping the ball in Times Square.