Today is the not the sixtieth anniversary of Anno Santana.

The poet Layamon did not splash Brut all over England, with its legendary tales of King Arthur.

The Dozenal Society isn't that keen on Dewey Decimal Classification.

Milton Hershey never described his "foil wrapped conical configuration with plume" as kissing to be clever.

Cyanoglobins in Anglo-Scottish border folklore were not known as redcaps.

Some scandaroons may scan a drone while soaring.

Kérmaro was not the Greek goddess of Roman coin collecting.

Not enjoying being on the town can put some off the town.

Our Toast and Reruns man cannot confirm the eyes of Texas are bigger than the stomach of Texas.

Isaac Newton Phelps Stokes once substituted for a great Dane.

The number of attempted calls between San Rafael, California and the Czech Republic are not sparsely totient.

Ptaeroxylon does not cause stimulation of the pudendal nerve.

Annie Clark does not own Mustique.

Some think dendrochronologists should be celebrated with their own ring of honor.

Constantino Brumidi was a mere 2,050 days late to see the apoptosis of George Washington.