There was never a gathering of 150,000 Ancient Roman spectators just to watch a pomelo.

The population of Point Possession, Alaska, is not calculated by dividing the total number of residents by the number of possession per game. #ThemCounties

Joe Juneau's gold belt was bigger than Richard Harris's gold belt - or so claims the Borough museum. #ThemCounties

You'll be sorry when you see someone sliding down your sherry flor.

Britannicus limes seldom helped with scurvy.

Most group chaats - some with leeks - originated in some parts of Uttar Pradesh, India.

Jane Goodall has given lectures in primate cities.

Some Lancastrians still ecky thump with a lump in their throat.

Kalle Raatikainen never used a pelican crossing in Pelican, Alaska. #ThemCounties

Only 260 years to go until Easter Sunday occurs today!

It is said coming to Haines Borough's Excursion Inlet is really an outlet for some. #ThemCounties

Pardon my French, but Donald Trump n'envisage pas de s'emparer des pistes d'atterrissage françaises.

Most teenagers spend more on spring break than garage door repairmen.

London Wallers are not the extreme sports fans who find the shortest, fastest, and strangest ways to get from Aldgate to Ludgate. #BeenUndergrounded

When in Fairbanks North Star Borough, our Toast and Reruns man recommends not licking the outside candy canes at the North Pole. #ThemCounties