Tie the knot, not the tie.

Namaste is many things, but not a sign of not wanting more tea.

Tom Selleck's egagtrom was never thought of as a maelstrom.

Triumphant entries into Jerusalem were not led by a Palm Pilot.

There are some rules of thumb about tow trucks.

Chuck Cunningham facts: he could count to ten on one finger.

Tycho Brahe was not a brown-noser.

Few cities ever had the bright idea to greenlight blue-light specials in red-light districts.

Some people enjoy their huckleberry foe.

Joshua Abraham Norton was considered a wholly roamin' emperor around San Francisco.

Pedanius Dioscorides did not document the benefits of putting thyme in a bottle or messing around with sium.

Our Toast and Reruns man heard someone actually picked all seven noses of Soho.

Descendants of Francis James Child did not categorize the hard rock power ballad.

Aquarius is not the Zodiac sign of tardigrades.

Apache hominy does not go well with java.