Vox populi from atop the septem colles did not result in seven mons public.

Wildfires in Rhodes are being fought with water, even though it is a Greece fire.

The film "Desperately Seeking Susan" was not a modern retelling of "Erstwhile Susan".

Just because the word "senator" comes from the Latin "senex" ("old man") does not mean they need to be as old as the Hill.

Eschatologists seldom escape from an escrow about the esker.

The sight of Sonny going cuckoo for choccolocco puffs was not confused as Calhoun County, Alabama's Choccolocco Monster. #ThemCounties

Our Toast and Reruns man reminds our readers: don't drink and fan drive.

The encyclical Avem Imperium was not released X cathedra.

Nutty Buddy Cups are not jockeying for a similar nutritional fact label of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.

Zager and Evans did not tell us in the year 1545 someone coined the word "dandruff".

No paper quire of angels prints principalities.

Kirkpatrick Macmillan did not refer to himself as the popcycle.

Adopt-a-Highway programs do not refer to branded trash as the pick of the liter.

Inchgarvie was never measured in the Scottish inch.

Jane Birkin was known for far more than just being a bag lady.