Autauga is not part of the Eruca genus, no matter what that Pratt says. #ThemCounties

London's Elephant Parade did make the Castle Parade jealous, as far as one knows.

The unnamed narrator of Poe's "The Raven" is not referred to as Zed.

The United States Geometric Survey (USGS) did not advocate Huey Lewis to be more eclectic by being "hip to be rhombus".

Lambasting lasses lassoing lassi on lamassus is lame.

Stegosauruses were not Presbyterian.

Pyromaniacs have nothing on Burns Night.

Franklin Clarence Mars did offer a greenshoe clause to get the Mar-O-Bar Co. off the ground.

Adaven was not the semordnilap capitol of Nevada.

Rabbit tests are not required to begin the Chinese New Year.

One man's debt ceiling is another man's debt floor.

Verdi Square once had a prominent hypotenuse.

Anna Mitchell-Hedges did not practice phrenology in Lubaantun.

Enid Blyton's Famous Five were never elected ephors.

Ugley sisters do not usually play the parts of Snow White and Rose Red in Esser dramas.