Dairy Queen's soft serve cones are neither convex or projective.

Theophrastus is not the agnate of the agate.

Maria Gaetana Agnesi never signed up to witness the witch trials of the Inquisition.

The British Wars of the Roses lasted longer than the one in Tennessee.

Some were even warned to never mind the shambolic Sex Pistols.

Coloring outside the lines was accepted at the ancient Terminalia festivals.

Many will likely catch 22 on their calendars today.

Working astrolabes are not found in astroblemes.

Joseph Pedott never created a sound-activated electrical switch for clapper bridges.

Portions of the Mitchell Corn Palace have surprisingly never been shipped to Cornwall.

The Black Maria never showed the Black Dahlia

The Say Hey Kid never met the Say Hay-on-Wye Guy.

Lucky Charms never promoted marbit in the shape of crimson clover.

Flegmoni was not the Greek god of crank fryktories.

Nugenix Total-T does not affect glyphs with serifs, Frank.