Hindsight couldn't get here quick enough.

Mussolini did not drive a duce coupe.

Most railway lines are railway line segments.

Test audiences for the 'Chocodile Dundee' movie fudged their true findings, ensuring the film was never released.

Pampas XV was not a popular Renaissance pope.

Fred Ott's sneeze was not heard around the world.

More rat posteriors are not given at Christmas than any other holiday season.

No Hessian cried out, "voilà voilà, Washington!", following the general's crossing of the Delaware River.

Amazing grice, how young the pig.

Mario does not appear in Super Mario Bros. Karamazov.

Now is the winter of our Valley Forge.

Kool-Aid Man never changed his pitch or fruit-smacked anyone.

Frequent visitors to the Spratly Islands were not referred to as the habitué for Humanity.

Few bucket lists include climbing the Tausendeimerberg.

Jacob's fish ladder did not promote Ichthys migration.