Everybody did not Feng Shui tonight.

Beverly Sills was in a jamb when her sash was out frame.

People in towns may be strange, and proud of where they came, but seldom sing about china hutches.

Tiny Tim never performed under the stage name 'Stepin Cratchit'.

Many become so involved they never see the ornaments for the Christmas trees.

Beatboxing Day is not a day of thanks for skills in the hip-hop culture.

Many are said to be armed and dangerous when dealing with doubitchous.

'Hoja' Santa Claus is not an honorific name peppered about during Christmastime.

Sears never had a full-capacity Christmas magazine.

Thank your stars Roger Hargreaves never drew Mr Creosote.

Exploits of the Metric Marvels did not take place in Metric space.

Edfu was not referred to as "sandy pylon" in antiquity.

The actus reus and mens rea of Allochthon's thrust was a proven fault.

Few Flynns boast being 'in' like fynbos.

The onigiri is the not a nickname for Rice University's athletic quartermaster.