Mary Ann Nichols never spat with Nelly Holland about living in the Spitalfields.

There are no original extant T-shirts boasting "Catholepistemiad".

Settee sales are mostly misinterpreted by Levant navigators, who often believe transactions are rigged.

The first angora sweater was not sold by a Grecian agora debtor.

Al Veary did not receive a Guinness world record for excess cerumen.

Technetium was not native to Tenochtitlan.

PowerPoint Rangers are considered bellicists for using bullets.

One never has enough volcanic tuff.

The Mediterranean Sea never said goodbye to the Felucca.

No one would truly scupper a supper

Salmonella is a stereotypical serotype.

An unsteady protractor never causes angletwitch.

The bacillus of Salmonella erotica was contracted by Bacchus because of its ribaldry.

Otitis Media was the not the first publisher of "Percy Anecdotes", a book about common scolds.

There is no freeway to ride near Love, Arizona.