Simon Wiesenthal never partook pomegranates in Pomerode.

A edentate double entendre would not involve gummy bares.

The ratio of a soda's carbonation verses taste is not a unit known as the fizgig.

McDonald, Ohio, was a company town, true, but did not inspire McDonaldland.

No one should bare fruit at a bacciferous bacchanalia.

Water from Lake Maggiore may make its way into grape syrup.

Newly married men do not consume more Eggs Benny than other groups of males.

Former residents of Bon Air, Virginia, are not as debonair as one might think.

No breed of domesticated fowl was named in honor of Peter Carl Fabergé.

Lotharingia was not home to a barber surgeon school.

The United States Metric Board issued no comment on the milgram experiment.

Manhattan chowchow does not contain the grass-like sedge known as the water chestnut.

There is no documented case of someone french kissing grits.

Vanna White would have turned many heads during the Great Vowel Shift.

The island of Lundy does not feature Puffin crossings.