The Oxford comma is not the world’s second-oldest punctuation symbol in continuous operation.

The nurse of Phaedra forbid some red velvet cakes.

Hoar frost of Babylon did not kill off the hanging gardens.

Never confuse an Act of Congress with an Act of God.

Admen ad libbing ad hoc ad banners should be audited ad nauseam.

An acre’s breathe can not be smelled from 22 yards.

The meddling with the middle ground in Middelharnis has caused madness and muddled musings.

Three coins from the fountain were not used to purchase three poplars in Shabolovka (or Plyushcikha).

The city of Chicago refused to name two leaking highway ramps ‘Chad’ and 'Trixie'.

Alexis St. Martin could never stomach the bolus from Belarus.

Few are aroused by effects of the pedunculopontine newcleus.

Performances of a rebec on a xebec in Quebec must be in French.

Affirm this: if pee, then queue. Queue, therefore pee.

Neither a loser nor a leaker be.

No one came from Yàlābāmă with baiji or qinqin on his or her knee.