Most bowlers know to spare the rod and not strike the child.

Instructions on how to get to sesame seed have scarcely been discerned.

The orzo abrazo is not equal to rubbing elbow macaronis with someone.

Jam offered on the day after tomorrow is not attainable during a leap year.

Dubai-based GEM TV has never been identified as ‘truly, truly, truly outrageous’.

Only but a handful of complained of Spanish Fly in their soup.

Beware the bad feeling you have that lingers for forty years (or twelve parsecs).

Few ever claim the liger’s share of anything.

Pope Gregory XV refused to issue the papal bull Inter hominis arena, establishing the Archdiocese of Neverland.

The Marshal Of The Supreme Court was named John and died in 1835.

The owls are exactly what they seem in San Francisco’s Twin Peaks Tunnel.

Some shepherds shed sheepsheads during shemu.

The worst part of wakin’ up is Folgers in your bed.

Like, oh my god, Vanna White has never been referred to as “vowely girl”, fer sure.

Joe DiMaggio began a 56-game streak long before Erica Roe.