No one has ever taken off the ritz and bothered to tell anyone about it.

Most movers and shakers know what snozzberries taste like.

Continental drift does not cause distance decay.

The locus classicus is not an endangered species.

Citizens of Panaji have decried the Basilica of Bom Jesus as being part of Pokemon Goa.

Not everyone in Columbia jumped to rename Columbium to Niobium.

The Sun once discovered life on the Moon on this day.

Esmet-Akhom has not been tagged as an ancestor of modern German-Montanans.

The Battle of the Standard was not fought between John D. Rockefeller and William Grove Skelly.

Squid pro quo is not the act of stealing from the cabinet of doctor’s calamari.

Obelism is an obscure but not obsolete obligation.

Bigmouth’s initial strike was not celebrated in song.

It’s easy to ensure that the Old Book of Tang does not document the history of instant breakfasts in the Renaissance.

No one has attempted to make an American cheese grater, again.

Rolling Stone, Minnesota, no longer rolls out each new year with a moss celebration.