Ancient bacteria did not give birth to Zoroastrianism.

Wild sewage no longer tickles Brazil - in São Paulo or anywhere for that matter.

One who enjoys receiving pain has only to read sequels named ‘Mercury in Spandex’ and 'Mars in Rayon’ to truly feel distressed.

‘Match of the Day’ is not a daily calendar of L. S. Lowry’s work.

It is generally considered a poor career choice to spend four nights in Knaresborough.

Many people who have left things for Chancery, Wales, stay in the Conrah Hotel - wrth gwrs.

Baldwin of Bologna is brother of Godfrey of Bouillon - prompting some rather awkward-tasting picnics and feast days.

The zero-width joyner-kersees are some of the quickest typographic characters.

The International Columbia Graphophone Competition scored a hit five scores after the fact.

The figures crowning the Manunggul Jar do not resemble Juan Valdez and Conchita.

Toledo’s strip malls are forbidden in Goblu, Ohio.

South Carolina was not the first state in the United States to attempt suede.

Jamestown was not founded by members of the cast of ‘Godspell.’

Just because one has an extensive collection of polyurethane foam balls does not make one a compulsive Nerf hoarder.

Saturnalia paraphernalia may have once included human begins, transported in low Earth orbit.