Lyle Rains was not consulted about asteroid impact avoidance for International Asteroid Day.

Less than 1% of the population lives to celebrate their centennial, and Mel Brooks's age is now only 5% of 2000.

Cardinal Reinhardt did not found the non-trivial elementary school.

Christian Metz did not arrive in America on a ship named the Radarange.

Few historians recounted the Hanging Chads of Babylon.

The supernatural Glabellus was described by some as a hot one.

Topology can be as smooth as a baby's bottom.

Ensete was not a Bananarama cover group - or Pseudo-Bananarama

One doesn't get a black eye from misidentifying purple hull peas in Columbia County, Arkansas. #ThemCounties

Beware of brewsters serving aspic and old lace.

Pauline epistles were never about praline epicleses.

Holland codes are not needed to access the Holland tunnel

Alas, our Toast and Reruns man can confirm there is no Mariana Trench equivalent for those who find themselves in deep shit.

Diet Whoop-Ass cans are usually only available seasonally.

Recipes for an Arche Deluxe did not originate with ancient grease.