Colors that Bob Ross never had run across the bottom of your screen: Scheele's green.

Spasm bands are not a non-latex alternative to rubber bands.

There are not hundreds of roads out of Shillington in Clifton.

Angel tube station has powers but no principalities. #BeenUndergrounded

A pew is not the collective names for a group of scratch 'n sniff stickers.

Thankfully, engineers developing the initial London Underground never got their tubes tied.

Subcows do not jump over moonmoons.

Yn Chruinnaght is not a triduous festival.

Uterine vellum was not usual for unsuspecting Ursuline, as far as we know.

Ancient Grecian dairy enthusiasts preferred milk from Magnesia than Thessaly.

Hugh Brannum had green jeans.

After brushing, few dentists promote flossing as "combing your teeth".

A palb is not the collective names for a group of pallbearers.

Scotland does not celebrate New Year's Eve by dropping scones.

Don't bother asking for explanations, but fifty years ago the Jade Emperor's great race did not celebrate the year of the cat.