Jack Alan was not faster than you, than ewe, or than yew.

Few parasols will protect you from falling paleosol.

Cat eye glasses do not use catoptrics.

Kickers seldom punt wine bottles.

Snow White would have lost count at the Wrocław Dwarfs.

Chicken, Alaska, in the Southeast Fairbanks Census Area, existed before Egg, Alaska. #ThemCounties

The comic Garfield is known for showing how a cat tires easily of an odious dog.

Paul never wrote dominical letters to Corinth.

Looe bites are not caused by a doohickey.

The Argent Group was not responsible for a massive attack on Paradise.

Jan Hus's refusal to lower his head did not give rise to the rumour that he was the first to hear, "duck, duck Goose!"

The Barton Springs gerrymander is an unendangered spineless creature.

Miners in Skagway, Alaska, never claimed the prettiest woman in the middle was the stone Kanagoo. #ThemCounties

Archimedes did not cite "Eureka" for the addition of orange juice to vodka.

The 2015 split of Hewlett-Packard did not affect the use of HP Sauce in the company canteen.