Jimmy Hoffa still would not have had a Medicare number on the social program's tenth anniversary.

Ariose by any other name is not melodic.

Cadbury never enlisted Dolores Erickson as a Flake Girl.

Dolly Varden was not a principal dancer for Sitka, Alaska's version of Swan Lake. #ThemCounties

The kibble balance stays away from weighing bits.

The affair of the sausages was not about finding true love at Nathan's Famous Coney Island.

It sounds batty, but you're in trouble still if you're caught streaming at the Alamo.

John P. Thompson's progress was a huge fillip to screwdrivers.

Female holoparasites do not rely on hostesses.

Tsetse flies seldom attend a New Year's Eve ball drop.

Death's Gate is not connected to the Labyrinth through a nevus.

Few foresaw the formation of the British Premonitions Bureau.

If you knew Ebisu, then you'd know his luck is true.

Villians of old San Francisco did not escape via cabal car.

Members of the Manhattan Project did not use Trinitarian formulas as part of their computational engineering.