Earth would be great if it wasn't for the people.

The Craig tube in Alaska's Prince of Wales-Hyder Census Area is not underground, nor helps those being Hyderized. #ThemCounties

The worst part of contact sports is Folgers in your cup.

King Edward VII did not run the 1908 Olympic men's marathon.

Adjuvant syndrome is not a phenomenon where someone demonstrates exceptional altruism in one domain.

Nakir may carry a mallet but does not play the kettle drum.

Edwin Booth was not an early investor in Players International.

It's doubtful the U.S. Army was in hot water for abandoning Minnesota's Coldwater Spring during the 1920s.

It takes four days to celebrate May 17 in Alaska's Petersburg Borough. #ThemCounties

Carolina shag is not a form of loose tobacco.

Some costs are incurred when collecting free polyominoes.

You'll be fit to be tied to know shoes don't often boast macroglossia.

There is a minor barrier in finding an elf on the Ross ice shelf.

Mass marketing is not a liturgical service.

Jim Corbett was not the author of the "Book of Common Prey".