The 250th anniversary of the United States Army is as good a time as any to remind you the rank of chief petty officer is more a naval rank.

LediCola is not a soft drink manufactured in Alaska's Northwest Arctic Borough. #ThemCounties

Chirocracy is not the governing body of a men's collegiate fraternity.

Dogoda was not a goddess of western Wends.

The Ballard pull was not a conventional measure of the pulling (or towing) Catherine Balotta.

The Powers-That-B are seldom the Powers-That-C.

Kushim is not an element on the Uruk periodic tablet.

The balance of evidence suggests that there is a discernible human influence on global stupidity.

Sports teams playing in Alaska's North Slope Borough seldom ever beat those working in Deadhorse. #ThemCounties

Seven days of paraskeviéxiaphobia makes one weak.

There were few pre-code films about Samuel Morse.

Big Apple pothole maps did not lead to treasure - for some.

Johann Forster did not cut a rug as a result of the spotted shag.

Bates numbering was not used to document 12 vacant cabins.

Our Toast and Reruns man noted it was the Egyptians who didn't add yeast to the honor roll.