Hornucopia is not the collective name for a group of unicorns.

Adjunct professors of breweries are solid.

The Boston butt was not an English measure of liquid volume equaling two hogsheads - or any other porcine parts.

The dog accompanying Tobias and the Angel was not an early seeing-eye dog.

Brumidi did not try to paint "The Abiogenesis of Washington" and thought it perhaps taboo.

Construction in the Nome Census Area thankfully is not mandated by gnome sorting. #ThemCounties

Dylan does not sing with a common lisp.

Parking valets do not often circumvallate your car.

The F.H. Bennett Biscuit Company never considered product-themed undergarments.

Pac-Man's 256th birthday in 2236 will likely not include a kill screen.

The total number of statues in Acre, Israel, does not total 43,560 feet.

MMXXV marks X at C.

New England's Dark Day did not fall at some point between Tall Day and Handsome Day.

Archimedean tilings do not dot the exterior of Eureka Roadhouse in Matanuska-Susitna Borough, Alaska. #ThemCounties

Yeah, but Sisyphus did not have to roll a kidney stone, though.