Our Toast and Reruns man tells us parliamentarians are to parliament as funkadels are to Funkadelic.

Hippomancy is seldom celebrated in Triple Crown Thoroughbred Races.

Extreme Vetting is not over-excessive Armistice Day cosplayers.

There were more than two of every animal shapes in the animal cracker archive.

Few ever brag about having big socks to fill.

Nick Carraway never pined for green-lit west eggs and ham.

Red Leicester was not the 20th Century Socialist uprising in Leicestershire.

Most mathematicians frown about interrobangs used for factorials.

Fred did not dare - he durst.

One does not use yashabushi to dye the Mitsubishi water chestnuts.

One does not fill canope jars on a canapé couch.

The Claudine screw conveyor was not known for its thunderous flighting.

The chasmaporthetes did not dwell upon the rift-raft.

Ancient Greeks knew ptarmoscopy was nothing to sneeze at.

Legends of Saint Ursula were not the first to go up to eleven.