Pneumocephalus is not remembered as the Greek god of brain farts.

Thornton Wilder never saw a local production of "Our Town" in Tallapoosa County, Alabama. #ThemCounties

Mrs. Daesh is not a well-seasoned Middle Eastern women's auxiliary group.

Bedford Falls was never intended to be frozen over in early drafts of "It's a Wonderful Life"

This is at least one unincorporated fish trap in Talladega County, Alabama. #ThemCounties

Donald Trump’s gambit to buy a land called Honalee may sound ridiculous, but it is impossible.

Drink to this: Pepsi & Shirlie and New Coke both debuted in the same year!

Jae-chang Kim was not a co-creator of the popular game app, Angry Birds.

Captain Crook, the Evil Grimace, and the Hamburglar were not referred to as the McDonaldland triad for their violent tendencies.

Bloomsbury Square, when displayed in three dimensions, is not referred to as the Southampton Six.

Sumter County, Alabama, did not commission a parody of the Echo & the Bunnymen song for their annual festival entitled "Bring On the Dancing Rabbits". #ThemCounties

James Henry Breasted did not champion a Fertile Gibbous - even with his surname.

Our Toast and Reruns man makes a convincing claim that a majority of songs could be considered land shanties.

Bob's first private message to Alice in a public-key cryptosystem was not "nice putt".

Some could argue The 1975 is not fifty but a mere 23 years old.